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Nick Nolte in Malibu last year

You might want to finish your breakfast before you read this next story. Why? Because Nick Nolte's a disgusting slob! Ta da! From the National Enquirer:
Eccentric Nick Nolte showed up at a beachfront restaurant barefoot, disheveled and stinking so badly, a patron says he was forced to flee in disgust. The 68-year-old Hollywood bad boy was "freaking people out and appeared as if he was disoriented" when he sat down last month at Malibu's Hideaway Cafe, the patron told the Enquirer.

Other customers were "shocked that such a dirty, out-of-it person would try to eat there. It looked like he was completely lost." The star was "grimy and barefoot," disclosed the source.

"He was wearing a soiled poncho-type cape -- and he smelled disgusting, too! When I looked closely, I realized it was Nick Nolte -- and I was stunned. He smelled so bad, I felt sick to my stomach and couldn't finish eating. When he began to eat, he was drooling."
Talk about life imitating art. Instead of spending millions of dollars to film Down and Out in Beverly Hills, it sounds like the producers could have just waited a couple of decades and followed Nick around with a video camera for free. Considering some of the patrons found Nick so repulsive that they couldn't even "finish eating," there's a good chance he actually stank worse than Paris Hilton's car seat Indiana Jones 4.

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Copy Nick Nolte's look

I thought it'd be cool to introduce a new feature on Celebslam: Copy that look! I'll do my best to show how you, too, can look like an A-lister. First up is Nick Nolte, seen leaving a building yesterday in Beverly Hills.

  • Shoes: $4 (Thrift Store)
  • Sweater: $2 (Thrift Store)
  • Shirt: $.40 (Thrift Store)
  • Pants: Free (Probably stolen out of someone's trash since even thrift stores don't sell those)
Total: $6.40

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Nick Nolte’s house, Nick Nolte’s house, Nick Nolte’s house is on fire

Nick Nolte minus one house this afternoon

Nick Nolte's house in Malibu burned down late this morning. Damage is estimated at $3.4 million. KABC says:

The late-morning fire was sparked by an apparent electrical malfunction at his home in the 6100 block of Bonsall Drive, authorities said. Nolte suffered a small cut to his right hand when he broke a window to escape the flames. (Source)

Wow, losing your house to fire and not foreclosure. That's so retro.

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