Archive: Nick Lachey

Nick Lachey is gettin’ some on the side

Vanessa Minnillo is pissed at boyfriend Nick Lachey after pics of him partying with underage girls were posted on TheDirty.com. A source told Australia’s New Weekly:

“Vanessa blew a fuse when she learned the full details about Nick’s night out,” a source says.

Visiting footballer pal Matt Leinhart in Scottsdale, Arizona, the pair hit the clubs, ending up in the VIP section at nightspot Dirty Pretty, where they drank heavily surrounded by women.

At one point, Nick reportedly went to the bathroom with one of the girls. “He had a bodyguard with him, and the bathroom area was kept clear until they came out,” a source says. (Source)

Lets not jump to conclusions here — Nick could have been playing “twister” with that chick in the bathroom. One time I snuck into the men’s room with this hot club slut I just met. We locked ourselves in a stall and “played” all night long. My God we were so hot and sweaty! She was so loud, I had to tell her to keep it down a few times. And then when we got bored we had sex. The end.

Nick Lachey at his second home

Nicky Lachey might have the best job in the world. He simply shows up places and gets paid. He’s basically a professional vacationer. An easy job if you get it. Don’t bitch — just show up, flash a smile, and collect your paycheck. Apparently that’s too difficult for him. A source told the New York Post about Nick’s appearance at JC Penney’s “American Living” launch in New York last week:

“Nick was complaining the whole time he was there. He started whining, ‘When can I get out of here?’ and refusing to take photos. That’s what he was paid to show up for.” (Source)

Wait a minute . . . when did JC Penney’s get a beach?

NOTE: If you’re trying to use Google right now, sorry. I just did a search for “Nick Lachey + airport” and it crashed. There were too many results.

The first pics of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s sex-filled Mexican vacation have surfaced. And I’m a little disappointed–not at the pics, but at Nick Lachey. Premarital sex Nick? I expected that out of Vanessa (she’s a whore) but not you. I don’t want to do this but you’ve forced my hand: I’m tearing down my 98 Degrees posters … except that one where you’re doing that thing with your eyes *so dreamy*

Looks like Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo forgot about a little thing called the paparazzi on their recent trip to Mexico. It’s almost as embarrassing as that time I went to my sister’s wedding and forgot her gift. And my pants.

NOTE: Pics are all from Life & Style magazine, hence the censoring. I’ll do my best to find the uncensored. In the mean time, here’s some Vanessa bikini pics to keep you tided over.

UPDATE (8/17/07): Found some!

Nick Lachey and his girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo saved some old dude’s life a few weeks ago in the lobby of their New York City condo building. As the old guy exited an elevator, he suddenly clutched his chest and collapsed. The National Enquirer reveals:

Barely able to speak, the man whispered he’d left his heart medication in his condo - so Nick grabbed his keys and took off as Vanessa dialed 911. Nick was back in a flash, fed the guy a pill and stayed until paramedics arrived. The man, a chronic angina sufferer was hospitalized overnight and released. In an ironic twist, it turns out he’d actually lobbied against Nick and Vanessa moving in because he’d feared loud parties, etc. - but now raves about the couple, calling them “my heroes!” (Source)

This story kind of surprises me. See I’ve had peyote-induced visions about this exact situation, and it always plays out in a different manner. I mean we are talking about Nick Lachey, the guy with “boy band” at the top of his resume. In my vision, after seeing the guy on the floor, Nick first unzips his pants … to check for vital signs of course. Then he massages the guy’s chest with oil … ya know, just to keep him comfortable. And finally, he gives the old dude mouth to mouth … BECAUSE HE’S GAY

Found more pics of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo on vacation in the Bahamas. And by “more pics” I mean “holy shit, look at Vanessa Minnillo’s ASS!” Nick Lachey is a very lucky man. And by “lucky man” I mean “holy shit, look at Vanessa Minnillo’s ASS!”

More of Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo at the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas after the jump…

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OK Nick Lachey, I can excuse that pinkish colored delight in your left hand. Sometime a man on vacation breaks down and orders the occasional fruity drink. What I will not accept is your girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo, finishing her drink before you finished yours. And when she beat up that gang of bullies a little ways down the beach who were picking on you for shaving your legs and plucking your eyebrows? Just disgraceful!

More Nick & Vanessa in the Bahamas after the jump…

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Nick Lachey was “embarrassed” by Tom Arnold last Friday at the Dance to Erase MS Benefit in Los Angeles. While the two were on stage auctioning a new Ferrari to help raise money for charity, Lachey remarked:

“This is a great car - I have one of these.”

“When did you get one - in the divorce settlement?” Arnold quipped.

According to the New York Daily News, Nick was no amused:

“No, since the divorce settlement,” he said bluntly. (Source)

I guess if there’s anyone that could lecture Nick Lachey about getting fame, money, and exposure from an ex-wife, it’s Tom Arnold. It appears that Tom’s using Roseanne’s money for guilty pleasures other than expensive sports cars though … namely donuts, cheesecake, and donut-flavored cheesecake. You’re wondering how much spousal support he gets from Roseanne? Approximately 73 jars of fudge a week, according to my “exclusive” source.

Nick Lachey got quite the rude surprise earlier this month in the form of an in-flight movie. The former boy-bander was flying cross country with girlfriend Vanessa Minillo when a stewardess announced the in-flight movie was to be Employee of the Month starring ex-wife Jessica Simpson. Mike Walker of the National Enquirer has the rest:

Noting the sudden tension, attendants huddled in the plane’s galley for an emergency meeting, then made a new announcement moments later: “Ladies and gentlemen, due to technical difficulties with our in-flight movie, we will instead be showing Bandidas - starring Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek!” (Source)

I believe this actually happened about as much as I believe the judge who berated me last month was being serious. For supposedly being “one of the worst drunk drivers in the history of this court,” I’d say I did a pretty bang up job of driving home from the saloon last Tuesday afternoon. Yep, made it nearly four blocks before I hit that talking mailbox that looked suspiciously like a homeless man pushing a shopping cart. As I told the arresting officer, my car had just as much right to be on that sidewalk as he did!

Photo agency X17 certainly thinks he is. From their site:

Just who was the girl we spotted Nick Lachey with last night? After we spotted Nick leaving Sideways, we caught up with him at Teddy’s with an unknown girl - and we do mean caught, as you can tell by our photos of the pair kissing in Nick’s car and our video of them linking arms and walking into the club! But the topper? We stayed with him after he left Teddy’s all the way to the Intercontinental Hotel - and saw him picking up Vanessa Minnillo! (Source)

Wow, ballsy move by Lachey. Not as ballsy as that time I went trick-or-treating in Harlem as a sexy Klan member, but ballsy nonetheless. Sure the internal bruises healed after a few months but the memories, they’ll last a lifetime!