Nick Jonas


Kendall Jenner shopping in Beverly Hills (7/31)

Nick Jonas has moved on from Miss Universe Olivia Culpo and is now banging Kendall Jenner. And it's all thanks to Gigi Hadid. He should send her a fruit basket or something. From Us Weekly:
The blonde model, 20, and her boyfriend Joe Jonas recently reintroduced Jenner and Joe's brother but their reasons for playing cupid weren't completely selfless. "Gigi wants Kendall around all the time," says a source. "She thinks it would be fun for all of them to hang out."

Plus, the duo, dubbed G.I. Joe by their friend Cara Delevingne, knew it wouldn't be difficult to coordinate those group dates. "They are all going to end up hanging out regardless, so it seems like a simple situation, which could be a lot of fun," the source adds.
They're going to hang out anyways, so it's a simple situation? Is that how young people think nowadays? "I'm gonna see you all the time anyways, so I might as well blow you." God dammit I grew up in the wrong decade. Back in my day I'd have to wear my finest slap bracelet and put on an Ace of Base CD and other 90s' references just to hold a girl's hand -- left of course. My right hand was strictly for playing pogs and other 90s' references.

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Olivia Culpo arriving for dinner at Gracias Madre in West Hollywood (6/19)

Nick Jonas just dumped Miss Universe 2012 Olivia Culpo. Nick Jonas was having sex with a former Miss Universe, and then decided he didn't want to have sex with a former Miss Universe anymore. What in the fuck? What planet am I on? On Sunday Olivia wrote on Instagram:
Your heart just breaks, that's all. Heartbreak is hard but you find more and more things to be grateful for every day. One of those things is all of you. Thank you all. Yes I'm going to be okay and I love u guys so so much every day is a blessing
Of course this begs the question: If the hottest chick in the Universe isn't good enough for you, then who is? This is like selling your Bugatti Veyron because it wasn't fast enough. Now you have to take the bus. In Nick's case, now he has to fuck 9's.

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Olivia Culpo at a screening of The Great Gatsby last year

You know that whole "the Jonas Brothers wear purity rings as a symbol of their commitment to remain abstinent until marriage"? Nick Jonas is over that shit. Purity tends to get thrown out of the window when you're dating Miss Universe. Via Us Weekly:
"I don't regret [discussing my virginity]," Jonas, 22, [told Wendy Williams on her show yesterday]. "I think it was an important part of my childhood and it was that. As I grew up, I sort of figured out what was important to me and my own belief system. We all grow up and we all live life and find out what's important to us, that's what happened. I went on that journey myself and I'm now comfortable with who I am and what I believe in and I'm an adult."

Williams then asked Kevin and Joe's younger brother whether he was still a virgin. "Just to be clear," she said. "Taking off the ring could be you're not a virgin or you're contemplating."

"No," he confessed, cheekily adding: "As I said, I'm an adult in all ways."
Well no shit he's fucking her. Not having sex when you're dating someone that ungodly hot is like buying a Ferrari and only driving in parking lots. The thing needs to flex its legs out on the open road, maybe cum a little on some Hyundai Elantras.

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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, November 27

Nick Jonas and his girlfriend, Miss Universe 2012 Olivia Culpo, leaving the Arclight Theater in Hollywood (pics start here)

Paula Patton at the 29th Annual Film Independent Spirit Awards Announcement at the W Hotel in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jaclyn Swedberg doing a photoshoot for 138 Water at Pacific Beach in San Diego (pics start here)

Megan Fox leaving her doctor's office in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Rita Ora leaving The Box nightclub in London (pics start here)

Lucy Hale leaving Starbucks in New York (pics start here)

Joanna Krupa leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Selma Blair shopping for vintage furniture at Hide & Seek in Studio City (pics start here)

Josh Duhamel riding his bike in the Hollywood Hills (pics start here)

Kristin Chenoweth arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Adrienne Bailon celebrates the launch of her custom Sparkle Louder cocktail recipe for HPNOTIQ liqueur in New York (pics start here)

Socialite Petra Ecclestone shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

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Nick Jonas playing softball in Central Park (8/9)

I know what you've been wondering about a lot lately: Does Nick Jonas close his eyes like a little pussy when the ball is hit near him in softball? Why yes, yes he does.

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Nick Jonas and Deltra Goodrem leaving the Arclight Hollywood (5/15)

That's Nick Jonas leaving the Arclight Hollywood last night with smoking-hot -- and newly single -- Australian singer Deltra Goodrem (who looks like this in a bikini). And oh hey, I don't see his purity ring. It's amazing what hot Australian ass does to purity rings. Melts 'em like butter.

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Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas, and Nick Jonas

The Jonas Brothers on the cover of Tiger Beat

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The Jonas Brothers outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York (6/11)

Note to teen and pre-teen girls: The Jonas do not want your homemade crap. They want your money. From oceanUP:
Girls have been waiting outside the Four Seasons in Toronto for over a month. They will take pictures with the Jonas Brothers, and even GIVE THEM 'GIFTS'. Yesterday, a maid from the hotel came out with a few bags COMPLETELY FILLED with stuff she gathered that the Jonas clan left behind in their hotel rooms. She was showing the girls what she had found.

One of the girls was waiting outside the hotel when the maid came out. She dug into the bag and found a hand sketched picture of Kevin Jonas that SHE SKETCHED for him, earlier this month, and GAVE TO KEVIN AS A GIFT! She asked the maid where she found it, and she said 'the trashcan in one of the Jonas' hotel rooms'.
This story sounds pretty brutal until you realize that this young lady learned a very valuable lesson from this whole experience that she'll be able to build on for the next band she wants to be a groupie for: If you really want to impress a rock star, don't give him a present from your heart -- give him a present from your pants. For example, my mom gave Mick Jagger herpes. Oops, there I go airing family secrets again.

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Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas heading to the Village Idiot restaurant in Hollywood (4/11)

Don't know how I missed this yesterday but in the post where I was implying that Miley Cyrus was having an illicit affair with ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas, part of Nick's fly was down. And Miley's totally staring at his ass. Good luck putting those impure thoughts into action, Miley. Nick has a purity ring. Thing is a force field against blowjobs. You'd have an easier time cracking the safe at the Bellagio than the rest of those buttons on his pants.

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Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas heading to the Village Idiot restaurant in Hollywood (4/11)

"Uh oh Justin" as in "Uh oh Justin Gaston," Miley's pervert boyfriend. Their relationship may be in trouble, and not because Justin was finally arrested. Miley was seen having lunch yesterday in Hollywood with her ex-boyfriend, Nick Jonas. And honestly, I couldn't care less. So why am I posting this? Because of this pic. That's Miley with Nick in his '67 Shelby Mustang GT500. That's right, the douchey kid from the Jonas Brothers drives one of the coolest cars ever made. Wow, I never thought I'd have so much in common with him. I don't mean in the sense that we both drive cool cars. I mean that we both drive Fords. '91 Escort. Power windows. Step bitch.
 
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