Nick Jonas

Nick Jonas playing softball in Central Park (8/9)

I know what you've been wondering about a lot lately: Does Nick Jonas close his eyes like a little pussy when the ball is hit near him in softball? Why yes, yes he does.

*25 Nick Jonas pictures total in the gallery:

Nick Jonas and Deltra Goodrem leaving the Arclight Hollywood (5/15)

That's Nick Jonas leaving the Arclight Hollywood last night with smoking-hot -- and newly single -- Australian singer Deltra Goodrem (who looks like this in a bikini). And oh hey, I don't see his purity ring. It's amazing what hot Australian ass does to purity rings. Melts 'em like butter.

*11 Nick Jonas and Delta Goodrem pictures total in the gallery:

Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas, and Nick Jonas

The Jonas Brothers on the cover of Tiger Beat

The Jonas Brothers outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York (6/11)

Note to teen and pre-teen girls: The Jonas do not want your homemade crap. They want your money. From oceanUP:

Girls have been waiting outside the Four Seasons in Toronto for over a month. They will take pictures with the Jonas Brothers, and even GIVE THEM 'GIFTS'. Yesterday, a maid from the hotel came out with a few bags COMPLETELY FILLED with stuff she gathered that the Jonas clan left behind in their hotel rooms. She was showing the girls what she had found.

One of the girls was waiting outside the hotel when the maid came out. She dug into the bag and found a hand sketched picture of Kevin Jonas that SHE SKETCHED for him, earlier this month, and GAVE TO KEVIN AS A GIFT! She asked the maid where she found it, and she said 'the trashcan in one of the Jonas' hotel rooms'.

This story sounds pretty brutal until you realize that this young lady learned a very valuable lesson from this whole experience that she'll be able to build on for the next band she wants to be a groupie for: If you really want to impress a rock star, don't give him a present from your heart -- give him a present from your pants. For example, my mom gave Mick Jagger herpes. Oops, there I go airing family secrets again.

Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas heading to the Village Idiot restaurant in Hollywood (4/11)

Don't know how I missed this yesterday but in the post where I was implying that Miley Cyrus was having an illicit affair with ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas, part of Nick's fly was down. And Miley's totally staring at his ass. Good luck putting those impure thoughts into action, Miley. Nick has a purity ring. Thing is a force field against blowjobs. You'd have an easier time cracking the safe at the Bellagio than the rest of those buttons on his pants.

Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas heading to the Village Idiot restaurant in Hollywood (4/11)

"Uh oh Justin" as in "Uh oh Justin Gaston," Miley's pervert boyfriend. Their relationship may be in trouble, and not because Justin was finally arrested. Miley was seen having lunch yesterday in Hollywood with her ex-boyfriend, Nick Jonas. And honestly, I couldn't care less. So why am I posting this? Because of this pic. That's Miley with Nick in his '67 Shelby Mustang GT500. That's right, the douchey kid from the Jonas Brothers drives one of the coolest cars ever made. Wow, I never thought I'd have so much in common with him. I don't mean in the sense that we both drive cool cars. I mean that we both drive Fords. '91 Escort. Power windows. Step bitch.