Nick Hogan getting out early for good behavior
Nick Hogan is getting out early. Though he was sentenced in May to eight months in jail for leaving his friend John Graziano in a permanent vegetative state after a street-racing accident, Hogan will be released three months early on October 21 because of good behavior. His lawyer Morris Weinberg Jr. explained to MTV:
"That's not early, that's when he would normally be released, once you figure in good time and all that. When you calculate good time, which everybody that's there that doesn't get in trouble [is granted], they come up with a date, and we've known that date literally since the day that he went in. October 21 is the day that we expect he will be released, but that's because of good time and all that." (Source)
Of course he's been on his best behavior. It's kinda hard to act up when you spend the majority of your day curled up in a fetal position in the corner, sucking your thumb. A good day for Nick is being able to eat almost half of his dinner cookie before the other inmates steal it. He's not exactly the type to stir shit up.
Prison rapists love fauxhawks
Even though he's been receiving threats, Brooke Hogan is under the mistaken impression that her whiny pussy brother Nick is actually tough enough to not get his ass kicked in the adult jail he was just transferred to . . . that is if the poor lil' fella can maintain his spirit. Brook told People magazine:
"They had broken his spirit. When they put him in solitary, he was on the outs. I was worried about him, and his safety, and his well-being."But now that Nick's out of a 28-day stint in solitary where he was rapidly losing weight, and in the general population with more privileges, he's turning back into the little brother she knew.
"We get to visit him three times a week like everybody else, but it sucks," she says. "I can't just walk over to his room and give him a hug, or talk to him, or confide in him. ... At least he's not locked in hell, basically. And his personality is slowly coming back. I bring that out of him. He's been threatened. Thank God he's big and he can hold his own." (Source)
Sure "he can hold his own," but I don't think he needs to. With lips like his, Nick's more popular than seconds at Rosie's house. His ass slightly trails "TV time" as inmates' favorite thing to do during leisure time. It's true. The warden took a poll.
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What a great mom
In celebration of Nick Hogan's 18th birthday and his transfer from a juvenile to an adult prison facility, his mom Linda brought him a new skateboard over the weekend. KICK-ASS! What a perfect gift for Nick's daily exercise sessions on the yard. With his new method of escape, let's see all the big bullies try to rape his asshole now!
Nick Hogan's jail cell
That's the jail cell Nick Hogan is spending the next 7+ months in, the one that's causing him "unbearable anxiety." Is that . . . is that a combo toilet/sink? He effectively ends a man's life and he's rewarded with a combo toilet/sink? That lucky bastard! What convenience! After I go number two, I have to walk a good two feet to reach my sink. Yet another case of celebs getting the white glove treatment in jail.
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Nick Hogan is staying in solitary
uch like Paris Hilton last year, Nick Hogan is trying to bitch and whine himself out of jail. And much like Paris Hilton last year, DENIED. AP says:
Hulk Hogan's 17-year-old son will stay in solitary confinement for now. A judge on Tuesday denied Nick Bollea's request to change the conditions of his jail sentence because solitary confinement is causing him "unbearable anxiety." (Source)
How ironic. Nick's friend John Graziano -- the one that was sitting in the passenger's seat when a drunken Nick crashed into a tree -- is also suffering from unbearable anxiety. I think it may have something to do with THE FUCKING HOLE IN HIS HEAD.
NOTE: Apologies for the graphic image of John Graziano. If it makes you feel even one more ounce of contempt for Nick Hogan and his awful family, then this post is a success.
Blame the victim
TMZ got ahold of another jailhouse phone call from Nick Hogan, this time with his dad. Unlike Nick's last phone call, there's little crying and a lot of victim blaming. TMZ summarizes:
While crash victim John Graziano lies in a permanent vegetative state in a hospital with a hole in his head, Hulk Hogan says that God laid some "heavy s**t"on him because of things that he was "into." Nick agrees, saying John was a "negative person."
I agree with the Hulk. John Graziano ended up a vegetable, destined to spend the rest of his life in a hospital bed, because of something he was "into" -- namely Nick's car! Blaming John for that horrible auto accident is like me blaming my condom for Alessandra Ambrosio's pregnancy. Because in the end, it wasn't faulty rubber that caused both her and Nick's car to end up wrapped around a pole . . . it was heavy drinking.
NOTE: You can listen to the tape HERE
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Nick Hogan is scurred
TMZ managed to obtain a tape of a jailhouse phone call (here) between Linda Hogan and her son Nick. Despite the tough circumstances he finds himself in, Nick remains surprisingly stoic and strong, an emotional rock if you will. Nah I'm totally kidding, he cries and whines like a little pussy. Why can't I have a room with a window! Waaaaa! I want to go outside and breath fresh air! Waaaaa! Linda manages to console Nick by telling him that solitary confinement is "more than you deserve for a car accident." Can't say I disagree. Hopefully whoever's running that prison sees the light and releases Nick into the general population. So what if he gets gangraped a little, at least he'd be in the company of friends.
Nick Hogan is not doing well in jail
According to Nick Hogan's friends, he is not doing well in jail. Earlier this month, Nick started serving an 8 month sentence at the Pinellas County Jail in Florida for a street-racing crash that left his friend John Graziano permanently disabled. Hogan's friend told the New York Post:
"Nick's doing really bad. He's struggling to even form a sentence. They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn't understand how awful jail really isuntil now." (Source)
In Nick's defense, it is difficult to "form a sentence" when your cellmate's given you lock-jaw. Burn!
John Graziano today, tomorrow, next week, next year, etc.
Brooke Hogan posted an epic rant to her MySpace page today about her brother Nick and his trial for felony reckless driving. Being that I don't speak retard, I didn't understand everything she wrote but I think someone lied about something . . .
Monday, May 12, 2008BS
Current mood: pissed off
Category: Life
I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I'm really pissed that the truth didn't come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn't from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn't start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I'm starting to figure it out. And I'm gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don't understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He's not "NICK HOGAN." AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…
Stricken by a momentary bout of sanity, Brooke took down that posting and replaced it with this one:
Monday, May 12, 2008wtvr
I have the truth on my side. And the truth will set everyone straight sooner or later. PEACE
ps: yes I took my last one off cause I know itll go around anyway. Have at it ppl.
Oh shit, I didn't know John was NEVER home and at the Hogan's house ALL THE TIME. And yet the judge still gave Nick eight months in jail for wrapping his Supra around a tree and robbing John of living a normal life without a softball-sized hole in his skull. Where'd he get his law degree, off the back of a cereal box? The term "miscarriages of justice" has a tendency to be overused nowadays but I think it's appropriate in this case.
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Nick Hogan is a piece of shit
As we speak, Nick Hogan is in a Pinellas County, Florida, courtroom facing the music for that little street-racing accident last year that left his friend -- Iraq War veteran John Graziano -- with permanent mental and physical disabilities. Earlier in the morning, Nick plead no contest to a felony charge of reckless driving involving serious bodily injury; his sentence is at the full discretion of the judge. A few highlights of the proceedings via TMZ:
UPDATE 2:14 ET: Prepare for waterworks ... here's the victim's dad, Ed Graziano. He tells the judge about John's decorated service in the Marines. And he says, "What al Qaeda couldn't do to my son, Nick did in a matter of minutes."UPDATE 2:18 ET: And Ed Graziano continues, saying that he spends 10 hours a day at the hospital with John, and that John will spend the rest of his life with mental and physical disabilities. Hulk is peering over at the Graziano family. Ed says that when Nick went to the hospital to see John, he looked totally bored, and even shot dart guns and skateboarded around the hospital! OMG!
UPDATE 2:25 ET: Now up, John's sister Christian Carson. She says that sometimes she tries to call him, and breaks down when she realizes she can't. Tough. And she says that Nick has never apologized for the crash.
UPDATE 2:32 ET: [John Graziano's girlfriend] Ashley says that Nick's license plate COEHSP stands for "Capable of Eluding High Speed Pursuit."
Wow, Nick skateboarded around the hospital while his friend lay dying in bed. What a great guy. I think I'm in the majority here in hoping that part of Nick's sentence involves stripping him naked, handcuffing his wrists to his ankles, and then setting him loose in San Quentin.*
*Voted by Travel & Leisure as 2008's "Rapiest Prison in America!"
UPDATE: Nick's sentence was just handed down: 8 months in Pinellas County Jail, 5 years probation, 500 hours community service, 3 years suspended license.
