Nick Hogan

I hate you

Nick Hogan is having more car trouble . . . and I don't mean the "my radiator is overheating" kind. From TMZ:

Hulk Hogan’s son is being sued by a woman who claims the reality star messed her up pretty bad in a 2009 freeway crash … and now she wants Nick to fork over a ton of cash to make things right.

According to court docs, the woman -- Marcela Posada -- claims she suffered pretty significant injuries to her body and her ride when the two collided on an LA freeway while Nick was driving home from a charity event.

Posada did not report any injuries when police arrived to the crash scene -- but now, it seems she's singing a different tune. According to the docs, Posada is demanding in excess of $25,000.

Obviously Nick Hogan is a sleazy scumbag that deserves every bad thing that happens to him, but this story seems a little fishy. This lady is trying to sue him for an accident that happened two years ago? And she's only asking for $25k? If she really wants to hurt Nick, she's going to have to forget the $25K and sue him for something he apparently can't live without -- his driver's license.

Seriously, fuck this guy. If I ever see him out in public, I'm gonna kick him right in his pussy.

*15 Nick Hogan pictures total in the gallery:

Nick Hogan is a monster

33 months ago, Nick Hogan thought it would be a good idea to drink a few beers, hop into his Toyota Supra and race his friends (in a Dodge Viper) down a wet Court St. in Clearwater, Florida. After predictably wrapping the Supra around a palm tree, Nick's passenger -- 22-year-old Iraqi War Veteran John Graziano -- was left which such debilitating injuries that he will require 24-hour nursing care for the rest of his life. But that was in the past and who the fuck cares about the past when there's racing to be done! These pics of Nick were taken at a drifting event in Las Vegas last week. In this picture, look at the way Nick expertly forgets about his friend John's inability to shit in anything but a bag, while he negotiates a tight corner at 80 mph. A true pro!

*13 pics total in the gallery:

Nick Hogan at The Extreme Drift Circuit race held at Irwindale Speedway in California (3/21)

Considering his track record -- no pun intended -- should Nick Hogan really be allowed near high-performance race cares? It just seems like something bad is bound to happen. For example, Kirstie Alley hasn't been allowed near pastries since "the incident" at Darla's Bakery in 2006. Speaking of "the incident," I'm happy to report that Darla has regained the use of her arms and is 6-12 months of intense physical therapy away from walking again. Good for her.

Nick Hogan is an asshole

Apparently it wasn't enough for Nick Hogan to leave his "friend" John Graziano in a permanent vegetative state. He wants to destroy his character, too. From Radar:

There was a jaw-dropping surprise on Thursday as Nick Hogan testified in a lawsuit stemming from his 2007 car crash that left a pal badly injured, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.

What? He wore pants that fit? He acted white? Tell me!

While giving a deposition, Hogan was probed by lawyers for the plaintiffs about dysfunction and “issues” in the Graziano family. Nick had told the lawyers that there was violence in the Graziano family and the Hogans talked about having his pal John Graziano move in with them.

When a lawyer asked about what type of issues John had Nick told them that John had hatred for some people, a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively. The lawyer kept probing and asked what type of people. Nick responded: “Homos. He wanted to kill homos.”

"Homos"? What an ignorant dipshit. I believe the politically correct term these days is "confirmed bachelors."

The room grew silent and one lawyer put his head in his hands, the source told RadarOnline.com.

If Hell has a Hell, I'm pretty sure Nick already has his spot reserved. Right next to Hitler, Bin Laden, and Richard Simmons -- *shudders*

Nick Hogan during his arrest in 2007

The ghost of John Graziano's hospital-ridden corpse got a little revenge on Nick Hogan on Saturday night. From TMZ:

Nick Hogan was involved in a minor car accident last night in downtown Los Angeles. There were no injuries. Police came to the scene, but no report was taken.

He was coming back from a charity event to raise money for an organization called Keep It On The Track that teaches people to drive safely.

In Nick's defense, the last time I steered with my knees while chugging two margaritas at the same time, I crashed too. Boy the stories I could tell you about sixth grade. Good times.

Nick Hogan at Toast restaurant in L.A. (8/26)

Poor Nick Hogan. He still has scary flashbacks from the 5 months he unfairly spent in jail last year. I swear, you put one guy in a permanent vegetative state and judges gets all crazy. From Life & Style:

Nick Hogan was released from a Florida jail a year ago, but the experience is far from a distant memory. “There are moments that haunt me to this day,” Nick tells Life & Style in an exclusive interview. “There are times when I’ll be watching a prison movie and hear the sound of a gate slamming, and I get the willies. It was horrible.”

The Hogan Knows Best reality star, 19, served nearly six months at Pinellas County Jail for causing a 2007 car crash that left his friend John Graziano critically injured. “Time away from my family was the most difficult part of my sentence,” says Nick. “One of the things that makes you feel comforted is talking to a family member. But you don’t have a phone — you have to wait until it’s your time of the day to call. You miss being able to connect with people because everyone there is just cold, just brutal.”

“Jail was definitely one of the worst experiences of my life,” says Nick. “But it was also one of the best things that ever happened to me — just because of how much it changed me.”

I'm glad the experience changed Nick. You know who else it changed? John Graziano. Nick didn't mention him in the interview and he probably doesn't remember who he is but John was the Iraq War hero who Nick almost killed. This whole experience changed him because before Nick downed a few beers and crashed into a tree, John still had normal control of his bowels.

Nick Hogan at Toast restaurant in L.A. (8/26)

Paparazzi to Nick Hogan yesterday: "Nick! Nick! If you could sum up your time in jail last year in one facial expression, what would it be?"

Nick Hogan leaving Gold's Gym in Venice (7/9)

Thought I'd start the week off with some humor, so here's Nick Hogan trying to act tough while leaving a gym in Venice last week. Um, I don't think you're allowed to strike that pose if you've ever been someone's jailhouse girlfriend. Honestly, I've been more intimidated by Girl Scouts trying to sell me cookies . . . or as I call them: agents of Satan. *shivers*

Nick Hogan in Miami (7/4)

It must be nice for Nick Hogan to celebrate the Fourth of July as a free man (as opposed to last year when he was in jail). Nothing ruins a holiday faster than a good ol' fashioned anal raping. In related news, Columbus Day 2005 never happened. You hear me? It. Never. Happened.

Nick Hogan in Santa Monica (3/27)

I think we should all donate money and start some kind of fund for Nick Hogan. Kid's having a tough time getting his reality show picked up. I guess network execs have a thing against people who effectively kill their friends and then show no remorse. From Fox:

The "Hogan Knows Best" family again hit the spotlight again last year when the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office released audio tapes of Nick's jail phone conversation with his dad during his incarceration several months earlier. The conversation included Nick saying that crash victim Graziano was a "negative person" and he also asked Hulk to organize him a spin-off reality television show after his release.

"I want to do where I’ll make the most money," Nick said, his father adding that he’ll produce the show and make his son the owner.

But so far Nick hasn’t any luck with that controversial show of his, with an insider telling Tarts that the production companies and hesitant to even touch it. A rep for VH1 (the network behind "Hogan Knows Best" and the spin-off "Brooke Knows Best") confirmed to Tarts that there was nothing in the works regarding Nick.

Imagine if there'd always been this kind of resistance to washed-up, no talent stars trying to get their own TV shows. We never would have been exposed to such classics as Being Bobby Brown, Flavor of Love, or The Tyra Banks Show. Pretty much the only way Nick Hogan is gonna find himself on TV again is if he's involved in a foot chase on Cops. "I'm in pursuit of a white male wearing baggy pants and three pounds of fake gold chains. Suspect keeps flipping his middle finger at me and shouting 'Do you know who I am'."