Nereida Gallardo topless! (Ibiza - 8/2)
It's amazing what never wearing your top will do for a model's fame. I'd never heard of this Nereida Gallardo chick before this summer and now I know everything about her, her likes and dislikes, where she was born, where she lives, the fact that she never locks her side window, how many steps from that side window to her bedroom . . .
Nereida Gallardo topless! (Ibiza - 7/31)
I think she has breast implants. Shhhhhhhhhh! Don't tell her I told you.
NOTE: Since I know most of you have never heard of this chick, she's soccer superstar/lover of hot pants Cristiano Ronaldo's ex
Nereida Gallardo bikini pictures! (Mallorca - 7/15)
Poor Nereida. She looks like she's taking her breakup with Ronaldo pretty hard. Might I suggest seeking comfort within the confines of my pants? Don't worry, I sometimes play a doctor in sexy role-playing, I know what I'm doing.
NOTE: 9 more Nereida Gallardo bikini pictures on PAGE 2 (CLICK HERE)
[Flynet]
Nereida Gallardo got dumped
Remember Nereida Gallardo, the model that soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo went yachting with a few weeks ago? She got her ass dumped. Why? Because Ronaldo got bored of her. Ahhh, to be young. Wait . . . I am young. Ahhh, to be a katrillionaire. From UK tabloid The Sun:
Close pals told The Sun the Portuguese winker had grown "bored" of Spanish beauty Nereida's 32D charms. Nereida, 24, was still wearing a massive diamond ring Ronaldo bought her as she walked near her home in Majorca yesterday. She insisted: "This is all nonsense. I spoke to him today, like always. We are together. He told me he loves me and I him."But a source close to Ronaldo said: "Details of past relationships became known to Cristiano which he hadn't known before and he was unhappy. He had also become bored of the relationship. He's a young man and felt it was the right time." (Source)
What has this world come to when a soccer player can pull ass like that and a movie star gets stuck with this? For most normal guys Nereida would be the hottest piece of ass they ever pulled, for Ronaldo she's a typical Wednesday. And here I thought the only guys with that kind of power over women were Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and my roofies dealer.
[Splash News, Flynet]
Nereida Gallardo bikini pictures! (Sardinia - 6/29)
I don't know why Ronaldo's so pissed. He's been on a yachting vacation in Italy for like a week. He's engaged to a model. He looks to have under 5% body fat. For all intents and purposes, he has a pretty kick-ass life. Seeing a picture of him so angry, really the only conclusion I can come to is that he has an incredibly small penis. Sucks to be him.
NOTE: 33 -- yes, 33 -- more pics on PAGE 2 (CLICK HERE)
[Splash News, Flynet]
Nereida Gallardo bikini pics! (Sardinia - 6/27)
Is there a "Year of the Soccer Player on Vacation with a Hot Piece of Ass" on the Chinese calendar? If not, there should be. FYI that's Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo and his girlfriend Nereida Gallardo on a yacht in Sardinia -- and I use the word "yacht" in the loosest sense possible. That thing barely looks 50 feet. I don't even see a helipad. Loser.
