Natalie Portman


Natalie Portman in Your Highness

Did Natalie Portman use an ass double in Your Highness just like she used a dance double in pretty much every scene of Black Swan? Sure, why not. Cool, maybe the Academy will be dumb enough to give her an Oscar for this movie, too. From Metro (who ripped off FilmDrunk, btw):
Natalie Portman has denied rumours that she stripped naked for a skinny dipping scene in her new movie Your Highness. Portman is seen baring her bottom in the movie but the actress admitted that she used a body double for the shot as she didn't want to get into the freezing cold water.

She told a tabloid: "There's one shot that's me and the shot of her diving into the water is a body double, because I didn't wanna go in the water - it was really, really cold.'"

Film bosses were forced to digitally add black knickers to Portman's bottom in the scene later on so that it could be included in the trailer.
That sneaky little bitch! So she's telling me that the person I was beating off to in the back of the theater wasn't even her? Now what am I going to say at my court hearing? There are some things I can tolerate being digitally-enhanced in movies: spaceships, monsters, and cumshots. But I absolutely will not stand for enhanced female body parts . . . that aren't made of silicone.

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, March 1

Natalie Portman and her fiancé Benjamin Millepied leaving a cafe in Hollywood after having breakfast (pics start here)

Jessica Biel and Bradley Cooper on the set of their new film New Year's Eve in Los Angeles (pics start here)

Kendra Wilkinson leaving STK restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Olivia Munn waiting for a cab in the East Village of New York (pics start here)

Isla Fisher arrives at CBS Studios in New York (pics start here)

Katy Perry performing in Munich, Germany (pics start here)

Katie Holmes leaving Starbucks in Vancouver (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon and her fiance Jim Toth leaving Blue Plate Oysterette restaurant in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Emily Blunt leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Keira Knightley at J Sheekey restaurant in London (pics start here)

Jennifer Hudson out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Matt Stone and Trey Parker outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before their appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman (pics start here)

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro (Jersey Shore) and a "friend" leaving a restaurant in West Hollywood after having breakfast (pics start here)

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The 2011 Academy Awards: Just the Attractive People

By any reasonable standard, the Academy Awards blew donkey cock last night (at one point James Franco walked out a dress which wouldn't have been funny even if I was high as a motherfucker). The telecast peaked when Anne Hathaway said "Welcome to..." and it was all downhill from there. But at least some fairly attractive women showed up. Like Penelope Cruz ... *makes motorboat sound with my lips*

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Natalie Portman is ornery

Natalie Portman was in a foul mood leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills yesterday. As she was walking out, she muttered (no she didn't) something about a "stupid lazy Mexican" and then flipped off a paparazzo -- who was Mexican. It was quite shocking. I didn't know she was still like this. I knew she dabbled in some Klan meetings when she was younger (I just made that up), but I thought that was just a phase. As for the paparazzo, he was going to call the National Enquirer and expose Natalie, but you know, he was sorta tired so he went to his truck and took a little nap.

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Natalie Portman is pregnant, engaged

While you were sitting 'round the Christmas tree opening presents on Saturday, Natalie Portman was busy making babies and getting engaged. Whore! From People:
Natalie Portman and choreographer Benjamin Millepied are engaged and expecting their first child, her reps confirm to PEOPLE exclusively.

The couple met during the production of Black Swan. Portman's performance in the film has earned her nominations for a Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild Award.
Funny story about how Natalie and Benjamin met (here). Benjamin had a live-in girlfriend of three years. And then he met Natalie and he was suddenly single. A barrel of laughs!
The actress, 29, will next be seen in the romantic comedy, No Strings Attached, costarring Ashton Kutcher.

This will be the first child for the actress who is due in 2011.
Thank you People for clarifying that Natalie is due in 2011. I was really worried that she was going to have one of those rare 13 month pregnancies. Phew!

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Mila Kunis on the set of Friends with Benefits at LAX airport (9/15)

Would it have killed Mila Kunis to give her dad a heads up about her new film Black Swan? "By the way Dad, about halfway through, I make out with Natalie Portman and then she goes down on me." From Parade:
In bed with Natalie.

“We knew it was going to attract attention. We were just hoping that people would walk away after seeing the movie not just isolating in their memory that scene when we have sex. I think it's important to the story. It wasn't done for shock value, but we weren’t looking forward to it ... I feel sorry for my dad though. If I'm not mistaken, he walked out during [it]. I just don't think he wants to envision his daughter doing that kind of thing."
Mila's dad definitely has a whacked sense of perspective. He was embarrassed by his daughter's steamy sex scene but not by the fact that she's dating Macaulay Culkin? Sorry, but knowing that your daughter is sleeping with that droopy-eyed has-been has to be more humiliating. In the end, I'm willing to bet at least one good thing will end up coming from Mila's lesbian scene: me.

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Natalie Portman in Your Highness

Here's some screengrabs from David Gordon Green's new film Your Highness. Set somewhere during sometime, Natalie Portman does that!

Thank god I wasn't directing this film. "Sorry Natalie, the camera, um, messed up again. We're gonna have to re-shoot. Annnnnnnnnd -- the scene where Natalie Portman takes her pants off and shows her hot ass --- Take 71 . . . ACTION!"

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, October 26

Natalie Portman on the set of No Strings in L.A. (pics start here)

Michael Douglas out and about in New York (pics start here)

Daisy Fuentes at the 32nd Annual "Carousel of Hope Ball" at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kendra Wilkinson shopping in L.A. (pics start here)

Rosanna Arquette leaving the Coral Tree Cafe in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Cindy Crawford
at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Kylie Minogue at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jennifer Love Hewitt leaving Fred Segal in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Isla Fisher leaving BBC Radio 1 studios in London (pics start here)

Nancy O'Dell filming an interview with Mario Lopez for Extra at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Nadine Coyle
at The Q Awards in London (pics start here)

Charlotte Church
leaving BBC Radio 2 studios in London (pics start here)

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Paparazzi photos from Monday, May 10

Natalie Portman on the set of an untitled Ivan Reitman film in L.A. (pics start here)

Christina Aguilera leaving Agent Provocateur in New York (pics start here)

Brooke Hogan out and about in South Beach (pics start here)

Evangeline Lilly outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York (pics start here)

Paris, Kathy, and Rick Hilton leaving Madeo in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Tori and Candy Spelling leaving the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills after a Mother's Day brunch (pics start here)

Janice Dickinson leaving the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson at Quattro Caffe in Costa Mesa (pics start here)

Claudia Schiffer leaving Starbucks in London (pics start here)

Gavin Rossdale leaving Ralphs grocery store in L.A. (pics start here)

Ginnifer Goodwin on the set of Something Borrowed in New York (pics start here)

Jake Gyllenhaal at the premiere of Prince of Persia in London (pics start here)

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Natalie Portman on the set of The Black Swan in New York (12/7)

Seriously, keep an eye on that bitch if she ever comes over to your house. Maybe tell your boyfriend to go visit his parents or something. From the New York Post:
Is Natalie Portman a home wrecker? The notoriously private actress has reportedly been dating Benjamin Millepied, 32, the New York City Ballet dancer who's choreographing her new movie, "The Black Swan." "They've been dating since the fall, although she told friends that she hasn't gone public with it because she was waiting to see if things got serious," a source tells Page Six. "But the real reason she was quiet about things is that Ben had a live-in girlfriend of three years when they met. She was a ballerina at the American Ballet Theater. She had been talking about marrying him and was blindsided by the split. She moved out right after New Year's Eve."
In all seriousness, this guy must have had a really hard time choosing between these two. Would you rather date a world famous starlet worth millions of dollars? Or stay true to a woman that can lift her leg behind her ear while standing? Not sure which one I would have picked, but with a little planning, this Benjamin guy could have had the best of both worlds . . . if he'd just asked out Paris.

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