Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied out and about in Paris (6/18)
Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied's wedding was only in August, but already their marriage might be in trouble. Look Benjamin, it was just an innocent handjob -- Natalie and I both agreed that it didn't mean a thing. Wait that's not what we're talking about? From
Life & Style:
Benjamin Millpied was at the top of his game as a sought-after choreographer and principal dancer with New York City Ballet. But on the Left Coast -- the base of Natalie Portman, the real breadwinner in the family -- he's been floundering, and insiders say he's grown resentful as a result.
Notes an insider, "in New York, Benjamin may have been a star, but here he's just viewed as Natalie's plus-one! Natalie has grown increasingly frustrated with Ben because he's not a very present father to Aleph. She's always the one getting up with the baby - she just doesn't feel she's getting the support she needs." (Print Edition - 11/12)
Of course Natalie's marriage is in trouble -- she really slummed for a husband. This Benjamin Millpied Millipede Millepide guy is about as big a nobody as you could find to marry. Natalie's pretty dumb for a smart person -- how does she not know the fact that a woman cannot EVER elevate a man to her status? Don't believe me? OK, I guess we didn't just go through the Kevin Federline or
Frodo Baggins Aguilera era. Quick question: Who is Queen Elizabeth married to? Exactly. Nobody knows or cares, and I wouldn't be surprised if the Queen herself was on that don't care list. Nat, next time you get married, you need to set your target a little higher than a dance instructor . . . like say a garbage man, or the guy that cleans the bird cages at Petco.
*20 Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, October 10
Natalie Portman on the set of the
Untitled Terrence Malick movie in Austin (
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Sofia Vergara and
Julie Bowen filming
Modern Family at Costco in Van Nuys (
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Robert Pattinson leaving his hotel in New York (
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Stacy Keibler shopping in New York (
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Guy Ritchie and his fiance
Jacqui Ainsley arriving at LAX airport for a flight (
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Rose McGowan on her way to Dry Bar in West Hollywood (
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Diane Kruger catching a cab in New York (
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Katharine McPhee on the set of
Smash in New York (
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Milla Jovovich at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (
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Matt Damon out for a walk with his daughter Stella in New York (
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Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend
Matthew Rutler leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (
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Khloe Kardashian arriving at LAX airport for a flight (
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*121 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Natalie Portman has cleavage Flynet says that's Natalie Portman on the set of the "Untitled Terrence Malick" movie in Austin, Texas yesterday. I think a really good title would be "Hey, Check Out Natalie Portman's Tits."
*21 Natalie Portman pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Friday, September 28
Natalie Portman arriving for a flight at LAX airport (
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Carly Rae Jepsen on the set of a music video in L.A. (
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Ali Landry surfing in Hawaii (
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Ashley Greene at a screening of Butter in New York (
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Lea Michele leaving M Cafe in West Hollywood (
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Pamela Anderson leaving her hotel in New York (
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Jennifer Garner shopping in New York (
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Lana Del Rey leaving her hotel in Paris (
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Lauren Conrad shopping in Westwood (
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Jessica Alba arriving at her office in Santa Monica (
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British reality star
Lucy Mecklenburgh hosting a charity coffee morning at Orsett Hall Hotel in Essex, England (
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Kristin Cavallari out and about in Hollywood (
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Amber Heard shopping in West Hollywood (
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*114 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Natalie Portman Natalie Portman arriving at the Hotel Plaza Athenee in Paris (4/5)
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Natalie Portman at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party at the Sunset Tower Hotel in Hollywood (2/26)
Natalie Portman has fueled speculation that she secretly married
fiance Benjamin Millepied after both were spotted wearing rings Sunday at the Academy Awards. Considering that she
used to look normal and now looks completely fucking insane, I'm gonna go ahead and confirm these rumors. Marriage, it's fantastic!
*30 Natalie Portman pictures total in the gallery:
Natalie Portman in Your Highness Did Natalie Portman use an ass double in
Your Highness just like she used a dance double in pretty much every scene of
Black Swan? Sure, why not. Cool, maybe the Academy will be dumb enough to give her an Oscar for this movie, too. From
Metro (who ripped off
FilmDrunk, btw):
Natalie Portman has denied rumours that she stripped naked for a skinny dipping scene in her new movie Your Highness. Portman is seen baring her bottom in the movie but the actress admitted that she used a body double for the shot as she didn't want to get into the freezing cold water.
She told a tabloid: "There's one shot that's me and the shot of her diving into the water is a body double, because I didn't wanna go in the water - it was really, really cold.'"
Film bosses were forced to digitally add black knickers to Portman's bottom in the scene later on so that it could be included in the trailer.
That sneaky little bitch! So she's telling me that the person I was beating off to in the back of the theater wasn't even her? Now what am I going to say at my court hearing? There are some things I can tolerate being digitally-enhanced in movies: spaceships, monsters, and cumshots. But I absolutely will not stand for enhanced female body parts . . . that aren't made of silicone.
*20 Natalie Portman pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, March 1
Natalie Portman and her fiancé
Benjamin Millepied leaving a cafe in Hollywood after having breakfast (
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Jessica Biel and
Bradley Cooper on the set of their new film
New Year's Eve in Los Angeles (
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Kendra Wilkinson leaving STK restaurant in West Hollywood (
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Olivia Munn waiting for a cab in the East Village of New York (
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Isla Fisher arrives at CBS Studios in New York (
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Katy Perry performing in Munich, Germany (
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Katie Holmes leaving Starbucks in Vancouver (
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Reese Witherspoon and her fiance
Jim Toth leaving Blue Plate Oysterette restaurant in Santa Monica (
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Emily Blunt leaving a gym in West Hollywood (
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Keira Knightley at J Sheekey restaurant in London (
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Jennifer Hudson out and about in Beverly Hills (
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Matt Stone and
Trey Parker outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before their appearance on the
Late Show with David Letterman (
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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro (
Jersey Shore) and a "friend" leaving a restaurant in West Hollywood after having breakfast (
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*116 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
The 2011 Academy Awards: Just the Attractive People By any reasonable standard, the Academy Awards blew donkey cock last night (at one point James Franco walked out a dress which wouldn't have been funny even if I was high as a motherfucker). The telecast peaked when Anne Hathaway said "Welcome to..." and it was all downhill from there. But at least some fairly attractive women showed up. Like Penelope Cruz ... *makes motorboat sound with my lips*
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Natalie Portman is ornery Natalie Portman was in a foul mood leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills yesterday. As she was walking out, she muttered (no she didn't) something about a "stupid lazy Mexican" and then flipped off a paparazzo -- who was Mexican. It was quite shocking. I didn't know she was still like this. I knew she dabbled in some Klan meetings when she was younger (I just made that up), but I thought that was just a phase. As for the paparazzo, he was going to call the
National Enquirer and expose Natalie, but you know, he was sorta tired so he went to his truck and took a little nap.
*15 Natalie Portman pictures total in the gallery:
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