She killed nine arctic foxes with her bare hands to make that coat
UK tabloid The Sun has more details this morning on supermodel Naomi Campbell's arrest last week at Heathrow Airport. In addition to spitting and punching a male police officer, the supermodel dropped all kinds of racist slurs:
Now cops claim she called a [police officer] a “white ****” and a “white s**g” as she was dragged off the LA-bound jet in handcuffs. The police source said Naomi continued, screaming: “f***ing white honkeys” at the officer and her colleagues.
I love it. It's like a racist version of Wheel of Fortune. "Y_ _ F_ _ _ing White H_n_ey, Do Y_ _ _now Wh_ I Am?" . . . I'd like to solve the puzzle Pat: "You Fucking White Honkey, Do You Know Who I Am?" The Sun continues:
Campbell went berserk when she discovered one of her bags was missing at Terminal 5 last Thursday, allegedly spitting at officers who approached. Senior Scotland Yard staff were furious when Naomi later claimed police only arrested her because of her colour. She told a pal: “It just goes to show I have to fight for who I am. It’s because I’m black.” (Source)
I think she may be on to something here. How long has Naomi been a supermodel? 20 years? I bet if she was white, she would been promoted to "SuperSuperModel" years ago. As much as it pains me to say it, the evidence is pretty clear: white people are out to get Naomi Campbell.
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Naomi Campbell goes crazy at Heathrow Airport
Naomi Campbell basically went crazy at Heathrow Airport today. The supermodel "flew into a rage" after being told one of her bags didn't make it onto her departing flight. As Naomi boarded the plane -- still yelling and harassing staff -- three airport security guards followed her to try to calm her down. Naturally she spit at and punched them. Naturally. UK tabloid The Sun has the rest of the details:
Frenzied Naomi was brought under control after a struggle and then physically hauled off the plane. Cops were called and she was heard screaming "get off me, leave me alone" before she attacked one and was taken away to Heathrow police station.An eyewitness said: “She attacked a male police officer and spat at him and she was taken to the airport police station”.
A Heathrow spokeswoman said: “We can confirm that a passenger was removed by police from a BA flight this afternoon.”
BA269 left more than an hour and a half late while bags belonging to the model and her entourage were taken from the flight. (Source)
Can you imagine being the guy that has to arrest Naomi Campbell in the middle of a tantrum? Unless your name is Randy Couture or Bear Grylls, there is a 100% chance you would soil your underwear. I'd rather handcuff a cactus.
NOTE: This isn't her first "incident" at Heathrow
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Some chick named Davinia Taylor turned 30 over the weekend in London and Naomi Campbell showed up to the party dressed like a cheetah on ecstasy. The fanny pic is where she keeps her dignity. She lost it right after the pic was taken.
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Supermodel Naomi Campbell threw a fit yesterday at Heathrow Airport after showing up late for her transatlantic flight. After first being denied entry onto the plane, Campbell was finally allowed to board but told her bags would have to be put on another flight. According to sources, the supermodel yelled:
"You are joking. You are always losing bags and I don't trust you with mine in a million years." Naomi dressed in tight jeans and a silver-grey bomber jacket, waved her arms in a fury and said: "I can't believe you won't allow ME on your flight. What is this? Who must I speak to?" The supermodel, who has admitted attending anger-management classes, was offered a seat on a later BA flight to New York - but she stormed off.Naomi was booked to travel alone on BA flight 177 to JFK airport at 1.40pm. Her chauffeur-driven silver Mercedes 500 Series arrived at 1.29pm. An airport source told the Mirror yesterday: "When BA staff explained she was too late, she exploded and stamped her foot. There was a tirade of abuse" (Source)
What has our society come to if a has-been, coked-out ex-con can't get the service and privileges she demands? So a couple a hundred other people are delayed to accommodate one person--who cares--they were probably ugly anyways. What were they gonna be late for? The appointment they had to sit on their ass all day and not date? Besides, it's not like ugly people have feelings. The soulless bastards.
NOTE: I reserve the right to use that opening sentence in a future Britney Spears' story
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Short intro means daddy had a long night *makes drinking motion with thumb and pinky* From the New York Post:
Naomi Campbell is making more enemies. The angry supermodel has conservationists in an uproar over her plans with former beau Flavio Briatore to open a five-star casino/hotel with 40 apartments in the Indian Ocean resort town of Malindi - which is also a coastal sanctuary for rare turtles. "This would have a very negative effect on turtle nesting," Athman Seif, director of the Malindi Marine Association, told the Times of London. "The lights would confuse the turtles and send them heading off in the wrong direction." (Source)
For once I agree with the environmentalists. We should never disturb the natural habitat of one of God's creatures. Besides, doesn't Naomi realize how tasty FRESH turtle eggs are? Sure casinos can be fun with all of the wealth, clean women, and lower crime rates they bring a neighborhood. But have you ever had a turtle egg steamed with chutney and oregano? It's like an orgasm in my mouth . . . damn that line sounded really gay--not that there's anything wrong with that. Get a few wine coolers in me and who knows what I'll be up for.
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It turns out Naomi Campbell wasn't "doing laundry" all weekend--she was in Italy. She's officially out of my top eight.
More Naomi Campbell bikini pics after the jump...
Rather than quote bits and pieces of this story from the New York Daily News, I'm posting the entire thing. I've seen my fair shair of writers pander to a celebrity but this takes it to another level:
Naomi Campbell will face a community-service punishment nearly as humbling as that of Boy George - but what an incredible waste. The supermodel will have to push a broom inside a city facility for five days - Boy George had to do it on the streets of Chinatown - as punishment for bonking maid Ana Scolavino in the head with a cell phone.
Sorry I had to interrupt but when did "bonking" become a euhpemism for "assault?" I must have missed that day of class. Back to the story:
But couldn't Judge Robert Mandelbaum have Campbell talk to girls in city schools? It'd be good for her, too. The beauty's rep told us: "Naomi is ready to report and complete her community service, no matter where or what she will be assigned." (Source)
I'm not gonna say much about this except it's gotta be a blow to a janitor's self-confidence reading that Naomi's sentence for assault is doing your job for five days. The day a judge sentences a criminal to five days of mocking Paris Hilton is the day I abandon this site and go back to my old job at the coal mine. Benefits include mediocre pay and, in 30 years, lung cancer!
More of Naomi not throwing cell phones at the NAACP awards after the jump...
Supermodel Naomi Campbell has vowed to never to touch cocaine again after the drug nearly ruined her life five years ago. The British supermodel discovered the drug when she was just 24. Campbell reveals:
“I was at a concert in a European country and I was offered cocaine. It made me feel invincible - like I could conquer the world. I was just completely over-confident. But it's all just a misconception because when you wake up the next day it's all gone and you feel awful."
She also stresses that the drug never affected her modeling career:
"I want to make it clear that I never took it while I worked, I never took it on a flight and I have never taken drugs across a border. I've not taken drugs for ages. I've put all that behind me." (Source)
Well that's a relief! I'd hate to think a drugged out supermodel was strutting down the catwalk risking the lives of ... ummm ... gimme a second here ... oh yeah, NO ONE. Naomi, you're not a surgeon. No one cares if you do drugs on your job. Take my last few summers in Milan. There was really never a time I wasn't high. But nobody cared because I OWNED that catwalk--it was MINE. They used to call me the sex pistol because of how sexy I was. Just like a sexy pistol. Yep.
Diddy almost came to blows with supermodel Naomi Campbell at Jermaine Dupri's Grammy after-party on Sunday. According to a witness, as soon as he he saw the supermodel, Diddy "just started screaming at her." While the two stars used to be quite friendly with each other, their relationship soured after Campbell declined the [unpaid] opportunity to be the face of the Sean John clothing line. According to one party guest:
"No one could believe it. He was screaming obscenities at her, and also screaming at Terrence Howard, who was with her." Campbell, however, brushed it off. "Naomi played it totally cool." (Source)
I've never had a problem fighting women--especially them uppity hippies with their loud mouths and unshaven legs--but Naomi Campbell is not a chick I would fuck with. Her testosterone levels have to be sky high, right? I'm talking man levels. That's the only rational explanation for all of her aggressive behavior. My lawyer told me that, as of January 1 we can legally start calling her Nate Campbell. As for peeing standing up. Nate/Naomi will find a way. He's resourceful like that.
Fresh off her guilty plea to charges she assaulted her former housekeeper with a cell phone, Naomi Campbell is back to being a bitch. The supermodel was at a beach party in Brazil when she “lashed out” at a cameraman, demanding he turn over his film. After being surrounded by Campbell and her friends, the intimidated paparazzo handed the film over. TMZ has more:
After she got the tape, Naomi locked herself in a room and wouldn't come out. This, despite the fact that she had been visiting a Brazilian "spirit guide" who was trying, presumably, to help her manage her anger, and that she was wearing healing crystals around her neck.
A spirit guide AND healing crystals. And it didn’t help her control her anger? The shaman that used to live in the dumpster behind my house taught me that such a powerful combination almost never fails. Something’s just not right. Maybe the spirit guide was an apprentice or the crystals had level two healings powers instead of the industry standard level five. Level two? Hah! Might as well use an energy crystal you found in a cereal box.
