Naomi Campbell at Heathrow Airport in London (11/6)
Don't ever forget that Naomi Campbell is more important than you. From the New York Daily News:
People waiting in a U.S. Customs queue at Kennedy Airport on Tuesday morning booed Naomi Campbell when she was escorted to a passport-screening officer ahead of 200 or so people, according to a witness."An older lady was about to have her passport checked, but she was told to wait so Naomi could go first," says our source, who traveled in first class with Campbell aboard an American Airlines flight from London. "It pissed off a lot of people." (Source)
Based on my limited understanding of New York stereotypes, the only type of cutting those in the city approve of isn't generally done by a supermodel. It's done by a mohel. Naomi's lucky she only got booed by those in line at the airport. If she'd tried that at the bathroom line of a NY Jets game, she would have been beaten to death . . . . or been forced to show her tits. T-I-T-S TITS! TITS! TITS!
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Naomi Campbell's boyfriend buys her multi-million dollar condo
Who'd have thunk it but it pays to date a billionaire. Naomi Campbell's boyfriend, Russian billionaire Vladimir Doronin, just bought her an $18.5 million penthouse apartment in Sao Paolo, Brazil. From the New York Post:
The two were just in her favorite country, Brazil, where [Doronin] dropped a cool $18.5 million on a penthouse apartment for Campbell in Jardins, the Upper East Side of Sao Paolo, after Campbell told him how much she loved the country and "wanted to settle down there." Glamurama.com says the place was a "gift" to the supermodel and the couple will use it as their home in Brazil. Then they traveled to Bahia, where they stayed in a $50,000-a-day beach house. (Source)
Let this be a lesson to all of you young girls out there: it doesn't matter if you smoke crack, never finish school, or throw temper tantrums -- as long as you're a supermodel, you'll get everything you want in life. So stop "doing your homework," saying "no to drugs," and "treating people as you would like to be treated." If you really want to be happy, just learn how to evenly apply your L'Oreal Liquid Foundation and lip moisturizer.
Naomi Campbell bikini pics! (Ibiza - 8/12)
When I die I want to be reincarnated as a supermodel. Their summers kick serious ass. Take Naomi Campbell for example. The hardest decision she makes all day is what color bikini to wear and whether to call her assistant a "fat pig" or a "stupid whore" if she brings her lunch late. I'm so jealous.
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Naomi Campbell outside Magistrates' Court in Uxbridge, England today
Naomi Campbell plead guilty today to assault and disorderly conduct from that little tantrum she threw at Heathrow Airport in early April. For her efforts, Naomi was ordered to perform 200 hours community service. The supermodel faced up to six months in jail and a $10,000 fine. AFP News says:
Outlining the case, prosecutor Melanie Parrish told magistrates in Uxbridge that Campbell had initially been friendly and professional when she boarded the Los Angeles-bound flight. But she became irate after Captain Miles Sutherland informed [her] . . . one of her bags, containing an Yves Saint Laurent outfit that she was contracted to wear on a US chat show, had not been put in the aircraft's hold.She flew into a rage at Sutherland, who had come out of the cockpit to explain the situation and outline what steps she could take, ordering him to get off the aircraft and find the bag himself. Parrish said the model was heard shouting at Sutherland and as he walked away, she said: "You are a racist. You wouldn't be doing this if I was white."
Concerned cabin crew called police but Campbell refused to move, despite being told four times that she was going to be forcibly ejected, the court heard. Parrish said that as one police officer reached forward to try to take Campbell's arm, the model "went berserk, thrashing her arms around uncontrollably", hitting the officer on the arm with her phone.
The officer's colleague was then kicked in the thigh by Campbell's stiletto-heeled boots in a struggle that forced the only other first class passenger on the aircraft to move to the staff kitchen for safety, she said.
Campbell then caught the first officer on the arm with spit, prompting him to arrest her for assault, Parrish said. She became more violent as they tried to remove her, shouting "don't touch me", kicking out and telling the officers: "It is because I am a black woman. You are all racists. I am going to sue you." (Source)
Naomi seems like such a sweet girl . . . I get the feeling this is all just a big misunderstanding. Kinda like that whole Green River Killer thing. I mean, geesh, give the guy a break.
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Naomi Campbell leaving Cipriani restaurant in London (6/16)
You know what'd be a fun game? Print out that pic and then try to get Naomi to autograph it. If you're not killed, you win. I'd recommend Naomi take Propecia but it specifically says on the label that the drug is not recommended for chicks who might possibly be satan.
NOTE: If Naomi ever makes it to heaven, twenty bucks she throws a cell phone at God.
Naomi Campbell is drunk
Naomi Campbell got seriously fucked up last night at a private party in Capri, Italy, to the point where she couldn't even stand up outside the nightclub. Dude, is that adult contemporary icon Kenny G holding her up? Holy shit, I think it is. It's weird to see him outside his natural habitat of an elevator or dentist's office. I know Kenny's probably not the type of guy to take advantage of this type of situation -- but if he is -- I've found the "Come here often?" line sometimes* works on chicks collapsed in a heap on the sidewalk.
*always if you can carry 130 pounds of dead weight to your trunk**
**tip: use the fireman's carry
Naomi Campbell at Heathrow Airport today
Naomi Campbell claims she was never banned from British Airlines (for that little outburst last month) and they've actually been pleading with her to fly with them again. The New York Post says:
Temper-tantrum twit Naomi Campbell, who's not known for having a good relationship with the truth, is making things up again. Campbell, banned from British Airways flights after she allegedly spat at a cop over missing luggage at Heathrow, claims airline officials have pleaded with her to fly with them again, but she's refused because of their "complete disrespect for passengers." That comes as news to the airline. "We are not aware of any pleading phone calls to Ms. Campbell," an insider told London's Evening Standard. (Source)
An interesting spin on the "You can't fire me, I quit!" strategy . . . which I used brilliantly, by the way, at my last job at a law firm: "You can't fire me, I quit! . . . Now if I pull up my underwear, can I have my pants back?" That Corporate America stuff just isn't for me.
NOTE: Since all of her problems come from things that are white, can anyone really blame Naomi for being a racist? Cocaine: white. Crack: white. My semen: a little off white but only because I need to add a bit more fiber to my diet.
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