Victoria Beckham leaving a gym in West Hollywood
Naomi Campbell thinks Victoria Beckham is racist because she only used one non-white model in her 30-model show during this year's London Fashion Week. Oh, c'mon. Calling her racist is being a bit dramatic, don't you think? Maybe she just doesn't like black people? From the Daily Mail
You wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of supermodel Naomi Campbell. But that's arguably just what designer, Victoria Beckham did when she featured only one non-white model in her 30-strong London Fashion Week show.
Naomi, who has helped launch a campaign to expose discrimination in the fashion industry, personally called the former Spice Girl to discuss the issue after the designer was included on a letter listing all the offending design houses.
She said: "I called Victoria and I spoke to her. I don't want to pin-point anyone. It isn't a blame game. Everyone's name was on that letter because they'd done it. It could have been completely unintentional. She is one of the designers on there like everyone else."
Wow, I kind of thought that the fashion world was full of the most enlightened and accepting artists ever. Chicks with dicks get to walk the runway, for Christ's sakes. Maybe there is a race problem in modeling, maybe there isn't, but the last person who should be pointing a finger is a woman with such severe anger issues that the only thing preventing her from orchestrating a school shooting is that she probably doesn't wake up before nightfall. Now if I were Victoria Beckham, my next show would look like a casting call for a shitty Tyler Perry sitcom -- then I'd go into witness protection. Hey, when Naomi Campbell says she'll get you on the phone, she means she's gonna lay her cellphone on the pavement and pile drive you into it.*10 Victoria Beckham pictures total in the gallery:
Stacy Keibler bikini pics!
Because apparently she's a big deal now due to George Clooney having humped her, here's Stacy Keibler and friend Naomi Campbell on Roberto Cavalli's yacht off Ibiza yesterday. I've never seen Mo'Nique on a yacht. George Clooney's penis: better than an Oscar.*30 Stacy Keibler and Naomi Campbell pictures total in the gallery:
Naomi Campbell in Marbella, Spain
That's Naomi Campbell on vacation in Marbella earlier this week. Naomi's well into her 40s, but she still looks pretty amazing . . . you know, if you're into that type (violent supermodels). And if you don't agree, she will shove that cell phone so far up your ass, your ascending colon will have to call for help. For all you non doctors, that's pretty fucking far.*20 Naomi Campbell bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Naomi Campbell at the "Fashion for Relief" charity dinner in London
Naomi Campbell hosted the "Fashion for Relief" charity dinner in London last Friday, and it was kinda hard not to notice the fact that she's now going bald. And since you can't commit first degree assault and battery on hair loss by throwing a cell phone at it, she's pretty much fucked. Maybe John Travolta will let her borrow one of his wigs
?*20 Naomi Campbell pictures total in the gallery:
Naomi Campbell on holiday in Ibiza, Spain
Here's some pics of Naomi Campbell -- who's 42, mind you -- in Ibiza earlier this week. Naomi's been a supermodel for what, 20 years, and she still has the same ridiculous body. I guess when people wrote "don't ever change" in her high school yearbook, she really took that to heart.*30 Naomi Campbell bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Naomi Campbell on Bond Street in London
Naomi Campbell was spotted in London on Saturday night with a strange white powdery substance on her pants. So I guess she did
get that Easy-Bake Oven I mailed her . . . but then sold it for coke. Thanks a lot.*6 Naomi Campbell pictures total in the gallery:
Naomi Campbell and her Russian billionaire boyfriend Vladislav Doronin in Phuket, Thailand
+ Wait a minute, this show actually has fans? [PopEater
+ Kim Kardashian says some dumb crap sometimes [The Superficial
+ Nicole Richie looks . . . hot? [Celebuzz
+ Look at that fucking smirk on Lindsay's face in court [IDLYITW
+ Taylor Momsen wears lingerie to Bieber's movie premiere [Drunken Stepfather
+ Selena Gomez has grown up very nicely [Popoholic
+ AnnaLynne McCord almost flashing her ass in a dress [Caught on Set
+ Nudity is not a style [College Humor
+ Christina Hendricks' boob profile [Hollywood Tuna
+ Francia Raisa is sexy as hell [moejackson
+ "Sex Friends" . . . Awesome [Dlisted
+ Katy Perry's marriage in trouble [The Blemish
+ David LaChapelle celebrity eye candy [CityRag
+ Someone forgot their top [Double Viking
*10 Naomi Campbell pictures total in the gallery:
Naomi Campbell at the Vivienne Westwood show during London Fashion Week
Though police are saying she "likely" won't face criminal charges, Naomi Campbell's driver claims the supermodel assaulted him yesterday in New York, and then ran from the scene. At least she used her fist this time and not an iPhone
. From AP
The driver, whose name wasn't immediately released, told police he pulled the black Cadillac Escalade over in midtown Manhattan after Campbell hit him from behind and his head struck the steering wheel, causing bruising under his right eye. He spoke to a traffic agent, who alerted police. Campbell was not at the scene when officers arrived, police said.
The 27-year-old driver, apparently hired just for the day, told police he picked Campbell up at a Manhattan hotel and was taking her to Astoria Studios, a TV and film studio complex in Queens, New York Police Department spokesman Paul Browne said.
As for why Naomi is escaping assault charges, police say they became suspicious of the driver's story when he began speaking English. *rimshot
Vlad Doronin and Naomi Campbell in Miami last October
Turns out the woman living at Naomi Campbell's boyfriend Vlad Doronin's house in London isn't actually the maid. It's his wife. Oops. From the New York Post
Friends of Russian tycoon Vlad Doronin are surprised Naomi Campbell is still hanging on to him. Whenever he's in London, he lives with his wife, Katya, and his teenage daughter. And the couple, who have an open marriage, have no immediate plans to divorce. Vlad supposedly bought Naomi a penthouse in Rio last year for $18 million, and she gets to fly private with him everywhere. But why put in so much time with a married man?
"Why put in so much time with a married man?" Because he's a Russian billionaire who bought you a $18 million penthouse in Rio. Do I really have to spell it out? Of course we all know who the real victims are in this story:
Tiger Woods' mistresses. They were dating a married billionaire and all they got were bad press, frantic text messages, and the taste of other women's vaginas.
Lara Stone nude in LOVE magazine
So the fashion magazine LOVE
came out with their annual Spring/Summer issue late last week and it's pretty damn awesome. Apparently their idea of fashion is hiring eight supermodels to take their clothes off so they can take pictures. The pictures are even awesomerer than that sounds. Wait, is that even a word? My English goes out the window when I try to autoerotically asphyxiate myself this early in the morning . . . um, I didn't mean to say that. Aw god dammit. I hope my mom isn't reading this.
FYI, here's the models in this issue, and a link to their pics:
Lara Stone (pics start here
Daria Werbowy (pics start here
Kate Moss (pics start here
Jeneil Williams (pics start here
Naomi Campbell (pics start here
Amber Valletta (pics start here
Kristen McMenamy (pics start here
Natalia Vodianova (pics start here
: To see the uncensored LOVE magazine nude pics
, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.