Naomi Campbell

Naomi Campbell at the "Fashion for Relief" charity dinner in London (8/10)

Naomi Campbell hosted the "Fashion for Relief" charity dinner in London last Friday, and it was kinda hard not to notice the fact that she's now going bald. And since you can't commit first degree assault and battery on hair loss by throwing a cell phone at it, she's pretty much fucked. Maybe John Travolta will let her borrow one of his wigs?

*20 Naomi Campbell pictures total in the gallery:

Naomi Campbell on holiday in Ibiza, Spain (6/11)

Here's some pics of Naomi Campbell -- who's 42, mind you -- in Ibiza earlier this week. Naomi's been a supermodel for what, 20 years, and she still has the same ridiculous body. I guess when people wrote "don't ever change" in her high school yearbook, she really took that to heart.

*30 Naomi Campbell bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Naomi Campbell on Bond Street in London (7/16)

Naomi Campbell was spotted in London on Saturday night with a strange white powdery substance on her pants. So I guess she did get that Easy-Bake Oven I mailed her . . . but then sold it for coke. Thanks a lot.

*6 Naomi Campbell pictures total in the gallery:

Naomi Campbell and her Russian billionaire boyfriend Vladislav Doronin in Phuket, Thailand (2/4)

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+ Nicole Richie looks . . . hot? [Celebuzz]
+ Look at that fucking smirk on Lindsay's face in court [IDLYITW]
+ Taylor Momsen wears lingerie to Bieber's movie premiere [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Selena Gomez has grown up very nicely [Popoholic]
+ AnnaLynne McCord almost flashing her ass in a dress [Caught on Set]
+ Nudity is not a style [College Humor]
+ Christina Hendricks' boob profile [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Francia Raisa is sexy as hell [moejackson]

+ "Sex Friends" . . .  Awesome [Dlisted]
+ Katy Perry's marriage in trouble [The Blemish]
+ David LaChapelle celebrity eye candy [CityRag]
+ Someone forgot their top [Double Viking]

*10 Naomi Campbell pictures total in the gallery:

Naomi Campbell at the Vivienne Westwood show during London Fashion Week (2/21)

Though police are saying she "likely" won't face criminal charges, Naomi Campbell's driver claims the supermodel assaulted him yesterday in New York, and then ran from the scene. At least she used her fist this time and not an iPhone. From AP:

The driver, whose name wasn't immediately released, told police he pulled the black Cadillac Escalade over in midtown Manhattan after Campbell hit him from behind and his head struck the steering wheel, causing bruising under his right eye. He spoke to a traffic agent, who alerted police. Campbell was not at the scene when officers arrived, police said.

The 27-year-old driver, apparently hired just for the day, told police he picked Campbell up at a Manhattan hotel and was taking her to Astoria Studios, a TV and film studio complex in Queens, New York Police Department spokesman Paul Browne said.

As for why Naomi is escaping assault charges, police say they became suspicious of the driver's story when he began speaking English. *rimshot*

Vlad Doronin and Naomi Campbell in Miami last October

Turns out the woman living at Naomi Campbell's boyfriend Vlad Doronin's house in London isn't actually the maid. It's his wife. Oops. From the New York Post:

Friends of Russian tycoon Vlad Doronin are surprised Naomi Campbell is still hanging on to him. Whenever he's in London, he lives with his wife, Katya, and his teenage daughter. And the couple, who have an open marriage, have no immediate plans to divorce. Vlad supposedly bought Naomi a penthouse in Rio last year for $18 million, and she gets to fly private with him everywhere. But why put in so much time with a married man?

"Why put in so much time with a married man?" Because he's a Russian billionaire who bought you a $18 million penthouse in Rio. Do I really have to spell it out? Of course we all know who the real victims are in this story: the kids Tiger Woods' mistresses. They were dating a married billionaire and all they got were bad press, frantic text messages, and the taste of other women's vaginas.

Lara Stone nude in LOVE magazine

So the fashion magazine LOVE came out with their annual Spring/Summer issue late last week and it's pretty damn awesome. Apparently their idea of fashion is hiring eight supermodels to take their clothes off so they can take pictures. The pictures are even awesomerer than that sounds. Wait, is that even a word? My English goes out the window when I try to autoerotically asphyxiate myself this early in the morning . . . um, I didn't mean to say that. Aw god dammit. I hope my mom isn't reading this.

FYI, here's the models in this issue, and a link to their pics:

Lara Stone (pics start here)
Daria Werbowy (pics start here)
Kate Moss (pics start here)
Jeneil Williams (pics start here)
Naomi Campbell (pics start here)
Amber Valletta (pics start here)
Kristen McMenamy (pics start here)
Natalia Vodianova (pics start here)

NOTE: To see the uncensored LOVE magazine nude pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Naomi Campbell bikini candids! (Miami - 10/12)

Naomi Campbell is very important and don't you forgot it. She had Setai Hotel staff members in Miami create a blockade on the beach with umbrellas yesterday. At one point a commoner got to within 20 feet of her (gasp!), but hey, that's why god invented stun guns and handcuffs. That'll teach that mouth-breather to act so carefree on a public beach.

Naomi Campbell in the Igor Chapurin Spring/Summer 2010 Fashion Show at Paris Fashion Week (10/3)

A lot of people say they'd buy a big house, a Ferrari, and a yacht if they won the lottery. Me, I'd start a fashion line. "Hey Victoria's Secret Angels, I need you to model my new line of bikinis for summer" . . . "What bikinis?" . . . "Exactly"

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics Naomi Campbell's boobs, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.