The 2012 Academy Awards
By all measurables, my grandparents really loved the Oscars last night. From Billy Crystal's joke about the Kodak Theatre name change to Billy Crystal's joke about the Kodak Theatre name change. Seriously, was that the only fucking joke he made? Mix in a little rape humor just to keep everyone off balance. Maybe some jokes about gas prices. Because they are so high, you see. Anyways, thank God there were some fairly attractive women there:
Penelope Cruz (10 pics here)
Natalie Portman (11 pics here)
Maria Menounos (9 pics here)
Olivia Wilde (14 pics here)
Penelope Ann Miller (3 pics here)
Claire Danes (7 pics here)
Amy Adams (7 pics here)
Emma Stone (3 pics here)
Angelina Jolie (17 pics here)
Li Bingbing (4 pics here)
Busy Philipps (4 pics here)
Stacy Keibler (7 pics here)
Rose Byrne (12 pics here)
Anna Faris (12 pics here)
Ellie Kemper (10 pics here)
Sofia Vergara (10 pics here)
Kate Mara (12 pics here)
Nancy O'Dell (7 pics here)
Shailene Woodley (11 pics here)
Kelly Ripa (4 pics here)
Sandra Bullock (6 pics here)
Milla Jovovich (8 pics here)
*188 pictures total in the gallery:
Billy Bush somewhere last year. Who cares.
New rule for celebrities: If I have to Google you to see who you are, you're not allowed to be a dickhead. From the New York Daily News:
Nancy O'Dell will miss a lot of things about "Access Hollywood," but her co-host Billy Bush certainly isn't one of them. A source insists that O'Dell's premature departure from the show, which she appeared on since 1996 (and with Bush since 2004), is because Billy isn't exactly an ideal co-worker.If Billy's career aspirations are to be "the next Ryan Seacrest," he doesn't need to host his own Hollywood-themed show . . . he needs to spend more money on product and mesh shirts. Besides, Nancy O'Dell didn't leave Access Hollywood because of Billy's diva behavior -- she left because she committed the one sin that no woman in Hollywood can be forgiven for: she turned 40.
"The atmosphere at ‘Access Hollywood' is like walking on a landmine because of Billy," the insider dishes. "He throws tantrums and tirades and oftentimes for no apparent reason. It was one of several things that had Nancy at her wit's end after 13 years."
And she didn't go without a fight, either - our source insists she complained numerous times to executive producer Rob Silverstein about Bush's behavior, but to no avail.
"Nancy was still subjected to Billy's outbursts and blow-ups on set, just like everyone else was," the snitch says, adding that Bush's diva-esque behavior is because he "really wants to be the next Ryan Seacrest."
"Billy would go so far as to curse out producers for not writing the copy in a way he liked it, and would really go off if they assigned him to read a story that he felt was beneath him."
George Clooney hit that
It's official: George Clooney has had sex with every woman in Hollywood. In an interview with Betty Confidential, Access Hollywood host Nancy O'Dell admitted that she fell for George's charms, and more importantly his penis, after she split with her husband Richard back in the day (details of their split have strangely been deleted from her Wikipedia page):
"When I was single, George and I did have a connection, which started with work. I was between my divorce and my current husband [Keith Zubulevich] and yes, we went to dinner a few times! I clicked with George and we always got along so well. I think the world of him. It was difficult for me, because you get to learn so much about him off camera and you obviously can’t talk about it. You have to draw the line between friend and not reporter. Sometimes it’s difficult to do the correct thing."Are we really supposed to believe that these two just "went to dinner a few times"? Yeah right. George has been in more poon than an OB/GYN. No mortal woman has a chance against his charm and good looks. Did you know he actually holds a tenth degree black-belt in one-night-stands? He's like the Bruce Lee of cooking breakfast for chicks whose name he forgot. "Here's some eggs and bacon, Nancy. Or is it Nina? Naomi? Aw fuck."