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Denise Richards butchers "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"

Denise Richards was invited to sing the traditional seventh inning song "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" last Friday at the Chicago Cubs game. Hmmm, how best to describe her performance . . . Have you heard of Susan Boyle? She was the rather "unkempt" lady on Britain's Got Talent who shocked everybody a few weeks ago with her incredible performance of "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Misérables. Well Denise was absolutely nothing like her whatsoever. I'd rather listen to two cats fighting than her singing again.