Archive: Morning Links

English model Kelly Brook making her debut in the hit play “Fat Pig” at the Comedy Theatre in London (10/13)

+ Jailbait warning! [Bastardly]

+ Big boobs for Obama [College Humor]
+ Jake Gyllenhaal is not that funny [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Halle Berry is so hot she sets off car alarms [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Morgane Dubled Nude Pictures are Super [Egotastic!]

+ Bar Refaeli looks so damn hot in a bikini [Just Jared]
+ Holly Madison’s big boobs are up for grabs [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Eva Longoria is a zero [Dlisted]
+ Holy shit Tara Reid is an idiot [The Blemish]

+ Bristol Palin’s baby daddy speaks [Cele|bitchy]
+ Stacy Keibler sizzles in Maxim [Popoholic]
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt talks about getting less fat [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Britney boobs and Starbucks [CityRag]

[BauerGriffinOnline, Flynet]

Fergie at Luna Rossa Italian restaurant in Notting Hill, London (10/11)

+ Zac Efron gets attacked in London [Holy Taco]

+ Denise Richards has serious mom ass [Drunken Stepfather]
+ These Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures Are Ass [Egotastic!]
+ Ryan Reynolds wants bloody nipples [With Leather]
+ Your Jessica Alba smoking hot pic of the week [College Humor]

+ Carmen Electra And Her Sweater Stretching Puppies [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Jay Leno caught staring at Vanessa Hudgens’ tits [Bastardly]
+ Anna Kournikova sizzles in Maxim [Popoholic]
+ Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony get married again [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ Suri Cruise caught drinking [CityRag]
+ Mel B. and family accosted at the airport [A Socialite’s Life]
+ 47-year-old Carol Alt posing naked in Playboy [Yeeeah!]
+ Brad and Angelina build a giant wall around their Berlin house [popbytes]

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Hilary Duff leaving Robeks Juice in Toluca Lake (10/9)

+ The paparazzi ask Audrina what she thought about the debate [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Britney Spears ruins a see through moment [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Aly & Aj Michalka: Barely Legal vs Jailbait Matchup! [Bastardly]
+ Melanie Brown is Back in Her Lingerie [Egotastic!]
+ Angela Lindvall’s sizzling bikini photoshoot [Popoholic]
+ Christie Brinkley takes out a restraining order against her ex [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ Why does Bruce Willis look homeless [Dlisted]
+ I dare you not to look at this picture of Uma Thurman topless (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Jude Law’s mustache comes out of hiding [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Roselyn Sanchez is yummy [Lossip]

+ Nikki Blonsky Says Airport Fight ‘Destroyed Her Family’ [Yeeeah!]
+ The Olsens refuse to grow up [CityRag]
+ Angelina Jolie had a tummy tuck [popbytes]
+ Paris Hilton has some advice for Sarah Palin [Gabby Babble]

[Flynet]

Eva Longoria out and about in L.A. (10/7)

+ Lauren Conrad can’t keep friends [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ Britney Spears going on trial for driving without a license [Dlisted]
+ Classic Adriana Lima nip slip [College Humor]
+ Dude, Ashley Tisdale is ugly [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts are Huge, and On Display [Egotastic!]

+ Mariah Carey And Her Sugar Mama Cleavage Part 2 [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Kat McPhee looks decent [Bastardly]
+ Beyonce’s house of wigs [CityRag]
+ Gerard Butler beats up a paparazzo [Cele|bitchy]

+ Beyonce finally admits she got married [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Yet another bullshit Top 10 list [Pajiba]
+ Michelle Rodriguez gets into a fight over a dildo [The Blemish]
+ Heather Mills would rather milk women than cows [Derek Hail]

[WENN]

Kate Beckinsale shopping in L.A. (10/4)

+ Britney Spears actually looks kinda sexy [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Jennifer Love Hewitt is kinda sorta see through [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Halle Berry Brings Back the Cleavage [Egotastic!]
+ Alessandra Ambrosio topless? Sure! [College Humor]
+ Adriana Lima’s B&W Victoria’s Secret scans are sexy as hell [Bastardly]

+ Hayden Panettiere is gonna get fat [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ David Crosby talks penis [Dlisted]
+ Anna Faris is cute and perky [Popoholic]
+ Ashlee Simpson throws a white trash party [A Socialite’s Life]

+ Mizuho Hata is the International Babe of the Day [Double Viking]
+ The 15 Hottest Gun-Loving Ladies [Holy Taco]
+ England is full of skanks [F-Listed]
+ Wow, Tea Leoni looks really good in blue [Busted Coverage]

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Rachel Bilson launching her DKNY Jeans Collection at Macy’s Herald Square in New York (10/4)

+ Aubrey O’Day whores up the Body of Lies premiere [Bastardly]

+ A healthy dose of Jessica Biel sideboob [College Humor]
+ Matt Damon does 1/3 of a mini triathlon [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Olympic hottie Leryn Franco’s boob pops out on the runway [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Nicollette Sheridan Does a Bikini Good [Egotastic!]

+ Brad Pitt bikes with Barack Obama . . . sorta [Just Jared]
+ Mariah Carey has some sugar momma cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Sarah Palin wants to mock Tina Fey [Dlisted]
+ Amy Winehouse’s husband sends her dad threatening letters [Cele|bitchy]

+ Sophie Monk is seriously leggy [Popoholic]
+ Your fashion disaster of the day [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Elizabeth Hurley turns people on [CityRag]
+ Katy Perry is stacked [The Blemish]

[WENN, BauerGriffinOnline]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the premiere of Changeling at the New York Film Festival (10/4)

+ Happy doucheday to you . . . [Dlisted]

+ Vanessa Hudgens has camel toe [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jessica Alba is Gagged and Bound [Egotastic!]
+ Vote for sexiest MILF of 2008 [Bastardly]
+ Your Jessica Alba smoking hot pic of the week [College Humor]

+ Elizabeth Hurley flashes her panties [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Madeline Zima is seriously hot [Popoholic]
+ Britney Spears label admits hoax regarding promo shots [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Howard Stern is married [Pink Is The New Blog]

+ Oops, ha-ha, lost my breasts [CityRag]
+ Tina Fey channels her inner Sarah Palin once again [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Some guy makes a Kate Moss statue entirely out of gold [Yeeeah!]
+ Mickey Mouse commits suicide [popbytes]

[WENN]

Sharon Stone eating lunch at Clafoutis restaurant in West Hollywood (10/2)

+ Miley Cyrus to die young from skin cancer [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Lisa Snowdon’s Got Sweet Cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
+ English hottie Kelly Brook is dating a 20-year-old [Bastardly]
+ Amy Smart Nude Video from Mirrors [Egotastic!]
+ The Pussycat Dolls get all sexy for Blender [Popoholic]
+ Jay-Z to not use condoms in the future [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ Crazy Sharon Stone denies wanting to Botox her son’s feet [Dlisted]
+ Mischa Barton slips a boob (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Your fashion disaster of the day [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Maxim en Español has a lingerie edition [Lossip]

+ Sienna Miller is a big fat crybaby [Yeeeah!]
+ Britney Spears’ boob touches a life [CityRag]
+ Angelina Jolie FORCED INTO THERAPY! [popbytes]
+ Top 10 things overheard at Sarah Palin’s debate camp [Gabby Babble]

[WENN]

Jessica Simpson leaving Katsuya restaurant in Hollywood (9/30)

+ Jennifer Aniston had lipo [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ Hasselbeck vs. Walters . . . FIGHT! [Dlisted]
+ Jessica Biel topless? Sure! [College Humor]
+ Kim Kardashian is not pleased that she was booted off DWTS [Drunken Stepfather]
+ More Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures: Now with Side Boob! [Egotastic!]

+ Jessica Biel Rides Justin Timberlake [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Anne Hathaway likes anal? [Bastardly]
+ Celebrity moose knuckles [CityRag]
+ Oprah’s mom refuses to pay $155k bill to high end fashion boutique [Cele|bitchy]

+ Beyonce misses her album deadline, pisses off label [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Reason #2,456 Freedom Should Be Denied To Certain Americans [Pajiba]
+ Vanessa Hudgens caught lip-syncing [The Blemish]
+ Ingrid Grudke’s ass is a work of art [Derek Hail]

[Pacific Coast News]

Nicollette Sheridan out and about in West Hollywood (9/30)

+ Mary Carey has huge . . . [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Hayden Panettiere is a moron [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Now That’s a Jennifer Aniston Bikini Picture! [Egotastic!]
+ Jessica Biel’s ass defies description [College Humor]
+ Adriana Lima on the runway is always a welcome sight [Bastardly]

+ Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie want to adopt again [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Money always brings people back together [Dlisted]
+ Katy Perry drops some cleavage in Paris [Popoholic]
+ Eva Mendes holding herself [A Socialite’s Life]

+ Chelina Manuhutu is the International Babe of the Day [Double Viking]
+ Aguilera totally looks like a tranny in her new ad [F-Listed]
+ Luba Shumeyko is a Perfect 10 [Busted Coverage]
+ Paris Hilton is still singing, has new song [Allie Is Wired]

[WENN]