Monica Cruz at the Mango 2009 Spring/Summer fashion show in Barcelona (11/11)
+ PETA lashes out at Maggie Gyllenhaal [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ George Clooney rocking the pornstache [Dlisted]
+ Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears kiss [College Humor]
+ The Obama Girl has a new slutty costume [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Miranda Kerr Looks Good in Lingerie [Egotastic!]
+ Scarlett Johansson's cleavage is for nerds [Hollywood Tuna]
+ You have to be pretty hot to rock a tight jumpsuit [Bastardly]
+ Paula Abdul's dead stalker actually tried out for American Idol [The Blemish]
+ Madonna wants to become a director and compete with Guy Ritche [Cele|bitchy]
+ No other way to say it, Christina Aguilera loves to get drunk [CityRag]
+ Sammy Braddy is the International Babe of the Day [Double Viking]
+ The creepiest thing you'll see all day [Pajiba]
+ Why the hell is this guy famous all the sudden? [Derek Hail]
Monica Cruz and Patrick Nuo at the launch of the "He by Mango" fashion collection in Munich, Germany (10/18)
If I hear one complaint more than any it's that I don't write enough about Swiss singer Patrick Nuo. I must receive hundreds of emails a day by his crazed fans begging me to post pics. There's more to life than Patrick, I tell them, but still, with the emails, oy vey! Nah, I'm just kidding, I've never actually heard of the guy. I'm not even sure he has fans. But here he is last night staring at Monica Cruz's tits. Mirrored sunglasses Patrick. Mirrored sunglasses are your friend. I won't even go near a high school anymore unless I have at least a few pairs on me.
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Monica Cruz
Actress Monica Cruz at a conference in Madrid, Spain (4/1)
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Wow, in terms of celebrity bikini candids, this is really bottom of the barrel. Maybe even worse than those Jorja Fox pics I posted yesterday. To clarify, the women in the above picture is Mónica Cruz, most famous for being Penélope Cruz's sister. In other words, my mom's French toast is more famous than this chick--and way more delicious.
