Amy Winehouse out and about in London (10/29)
Honestly, the only thing worse than this next story was the Holocaust. If you have a weak stomach, you can just go ahead and not read it. From the Mirror.
Mitch Winehouse has rubbished claims that his daughter Amy went to hospital the other day for a cold - revealing it was due to her new boobs going pop.*concentrates hard* Unicorns, Kittens, Flowers, Bunnies, Rainbows, Babies, Puppies . . . I'm never gonna get the image of puss oozing out of Amy Winehouse's tits out of my head . . . Unicorns, Kittens, Flowers, Bunnies, Rainbows, Babies, Puppies . . . Ah, fuck it. *sets self on fire*
Telegraphing the news on his Living TV show, Mitch said: "It wasn't because she had a cold. She's fine, she just had a little (pointing to his chest) leaky something or other."
A friend of Amy's adds: "She saw something oozing out on to her top. She was worried as they looked wonky and to see stuff seeping out was horrible."
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