Miss USA

Rima Fakih working the stripper pole

Miss Michigan, 23-year-old Rima Fakih, was crowned Miss USA last night. Annnnnnnnd roughly 12 hours later, pictures of her on a stripper pole hit the web. Of course. The pictures were taken in 2007 at Detroit radio show Mojo In The Morning's "Stripper 101" contest, which she won. A hot chick dancing provocatively? OHMYGODEVERYONEFREAKOUT!!!

In Rima's defense, her actions practically aren't even her fault. I heard a rumor -- I don't know if it's true or not; I'm just passing it along -- that she often listens to rock & roll music. *gasp*

*35 pics total in the gallery:

Miss California Nicole Michele Johnson

The Miss USA pageant (aka the slutty younger sister of the Miss America pageant) isn't until Sunday, but they had some sort of pre-bikini contest yesterday in Las Vegas. In conclusion, tits. The end.

NOTE: Miss Kentucky is pretty hot when she's not collapsing

*32 pics total in the gallery: