Mischa Barton leaving the Hawley Arms pub in London (8/3)
Mischa Barton looks like she's having a GREAT time in London. Now I'm not going to claim that those are track marks from injecting Grade A heroin straight from Afghanistan -- because I don't like to get sued -- but those are definitely track marks from injecting Grade A heroin straight from Afghanistan. Wait a minute . . . aw god dammit. I hate when I do that.
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Mischa Barton pretending to take money out of her pretend bank account in L.A. (6/29)
Great news for those of you that have always coveted a signed
Mischa Barton head shot or a pair of her socks -- she's selling all of her crap. From
Janet Charlton:
Mischa Barton is hurting for cash so she’s quietly selling off her designer wardrobe at various LA consignment boutiques. A friend of hers figures that Mischa’s clothing collection is worth well over a million dollars: couture gowns, vintage jeans, designer handbags, and shoes. Mischa has so much stuff that she converted her home’s guest house into a 1500 sq ft closet! Now that she’s selling her house, she probably won’t have room for so many clothes, so she has no choice but to get rid of them.
There's a good reason why Mischa has $1 million worth of clothes: her waist line keeps increasing. If Mischa had just kept her weight down, she wouldn't have had to buy the same outfits in four different sizes. Hell, you should see Kirstie Alley's closet. It looks like a Sears.
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Mischa Barton's car towed Mischa Barton's old Cadillac (aka "
The Mischamobile") was spotted being towed along Washington Blvd. in L.A. yesterday. I don't know why it was towed but I'm sure it has something to do with it being illegal to park in eight spots at once. Seriously, she must need an assistant to park that thing. When asked to comment on the situation, Mischa replied, "Hey mister, can I borrow some gas money?"
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Mischa Barton out and about in Barcelona, Spain (5/27)
The most surprising thing about this picture? Not that Mischa's actually wearing underwear, but that she's carrying a purse. Silly Mischa, purses are for people that have money!
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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, April 22
Mischa Barton leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills (
pics start here)
Eva Longoria at the Dan Deutsch Optical Outlet in Beverly Hills (
pics start here)
Carrie Underwood at "Idol Gives Back" in Pasadena (
pics start here)
Jude Law gets out and about in New York (
pics start here)
Nicole Richie arriving to traffic school in Van Nuys (
pics start here)
Emily Blunt leaving the Byron & Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills (
pics start here)
Katy Perry shopping at Sunset Plaza in West Hollywood (
pics start here)
Meg Ryan leaving a yoga class in Santa Monica (
pics start here)
Liv Tyler out and about in Venice (
pics start here)
Cameron Diaz at the premiere of
Shrek Forever After in New York (
pics start here)
Michael C. Hall on the set of
East Fifth Bliss in New York (
pics start here)
Jessica Alba out and about in Westwood (
pics start here)
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Mischa Barton leaving her agent's office in Beverly Hills (4/1)
Mischa Barton, Insanity. Insanity, Mischa Barton. Glad you two could meet. From the
Chicago Sun Times:
Though Mischa Barton's team insists all is perfectly fine with the actress, I'm again hearing her friends are concerned some of her recent bizarre antics -- including looking very disheveled and unexpectedly starting chats with complete strangers -- are indications that all is not well.
Just because Mischa looks weathered by life and has been talking to complete strangers doesn't mean she's "not doing well." It means she finally found employment . . . as a greeter for Walmart. If Mischa ever wants to get her life back on track, she's going to have to do what all Hollywood starlets do when they're depressed and feel sorry for themselves --
a straight to video movie a commercial for Proactiv.
Mischa Barton leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (3/28)
According to my rough calculations, Mischa Barton has been drinking for 19 years. Despite this, she still can't hold her alcohol. From the
New York Post:
Mischa Barton had a rough night over the weekend in Hollywood. A spy reports that the "O.C." actress, who alternates between being on and off the wagon, rolled into Bar Marmont on Saturday alone and looking "totally out of it."
Says our witness, "A few minutes after she comes in, she runs outside and vomits everywhere. And then she went back inside and hung out for the rest of the night." A rep for Barton declined to comment.
It's probably safe to assume that most of the chicks in a trendy Hollywood bar like Marmont didn't judge Mischa for puking her brains out -- since they do the same thing after every meal. If Mischa's not careful however and continues to do things that cause her to vomit all of the time, she may find herself becoming something she hasn't been in years: hireable.
Mischa Barton shopping in Milan, Italy (3/4)
We went 16 days into March without anyone writing a "Mischa Barton is broke" story. That's got to be some sort of record. From
Radar:
Mischa Barton was so hungry when she went grocery shopping on Monday night that she dipped into the groceries she was waiting in line to purchase and started eating some cooked pasta. RadarOnline.com was there and watched Mischa and her hungry friend with amusement. (Hey, we’ve done the same thing.)
But things took at bad turn when the former O.C. star went to pay for the already-eaten item and her credit card was declined! So she tried another card and that was declined too. It all happened at Whole Foods on Fairfax and Crescent Heights and we watched as Mischa searched her purse for cash. But Mischa’s friend quickly bailed her out, taking out his wallet and paying for their groceries. Poor Mischa looked upset and ducked her head.
If Mischa's credit cards were declined, you know what that means for her: she
is broke forgot to pay her bills will soon be using her mouth for something other than a speaking role. If Mischa really wants to keep making money in Hollywood, she's going to have to do what other starlets do when they're completely desperate for work:
sleep with a producer star in a foreign commercial appear in a Rob Schneider film.
Mischa Barton's home in Beverly Hills In "totally didn't see this coming" news,
Mischa Barton is selling her home. Which is 7,600 square feet. And in Beverly Hills. And she wants $8.4 million. What in the hell? The description from
Sotheby's:
Ideally nestled behind gates on over an acre of land within exclusive, gated Bowmont Estates in the BHPO, just minutes from all the action on the famed Sunset Strip or to Rodeo Drive, where only the most exclusive boutiques are located, is a magnificent Tuscan villa. Upon entering the large foyer of the approximately 7,600 square foot home (not including two detached guest suites), one senses that they have entered into a very special place from which one can either enter the great family kitchen or cross the beautiful courtyard and enter an even grander foyer, from which a gracefully ascending staircase takes one upstairs to the family areas of the house. Whether congregating in the media room, entertaining while enjoying the canyon views off the large terrace, walking across the expansive yard or along the garden trail, playing in the pool, or just relaxing in the spa, this property calls to everyone to enjoy. Live the life about which most people can only dream.
FYI: Mischa originally purchased this home for $6.4 million back in 2005 when banks were giving out seven-figure loans like candy, so she stands to make $2 million if it sells (it won't). But back to my main point: Mischa Barton lives in a 7,600 square foot mansion in Beverly Hills?!? She can't even
afford an apartment -- how the hell does she afford a mortgage? Wait a minute, she's renting her house out for porn shoots isn't she? I knew I recognized that pool.
Schoolgirl Sluts 47, I believe. What a disappointment that movie was. They should have killed the franchise after 46. You make a 47th sequel to a movie, it's pretty clear you're doing it just for the money.
Mischa Barton got her car towed Last week, while
high as a motherfucker, Mischa Barton was photographed driving around L.A. in a vintage Cadillac. On Tuesday, the Mischamobile was towed. Damn, that sucks. Getting your car towed is pretty much the second worst thing that can happen to you while high. The first?
Getting stabbed to death. I mean, obviously. What'd you think I was going to say, running out of Doritos?