Mischa Barton at the Sony Vaio and Windows Launch event at Gustavino's in New York (10/7)
Mischa Barton had quite the fun Halloween night: a guy threw a drink on her (always a dream of hers), she threw a drink on him (a nightmare for her to waste alcohol like that), and then she watched as her friends beat up the guy. Fun! A witness told
Radar:
"I was standing beside this guy at the bar when Barton went past us carrying two drinks..."
Presumably both hers . . .
"The next thing I knew he threw his drink over her back and she turned around and asked him: 'Did you just throw a drink over me?' The man responded that the drink was in retaliation for Barton stepping on his shoe."
Barton returned to her table (supposedly after she gave the guy a taste of his own medicine and "threw one of her drinks" in his face) and told her friends of the incident. One especially incensed pal went up to the drink thrower. Within a few minutes one of her male friends came over to confront the guy and asked him to step-outside. Barton's friend left but then he kept coming back every few minutes to complain." Allegedly, things heated up from there and the two men ended up fighting one another on the dance floor before two bouncers came over and ejected the instigator from the club.
I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure it's not healthy to be drinking and getting into fights just three months after you were released from
the mental hospital. I never thought I'd say this but Mischa needs to be more like Britney. After
she was released from the mental hospital, Britney gave it a good six months until she got into her first bar brawl. And it wasn't even really her fault. Don't you hate it when the voices in your head start shit that you have to finish?
Mischa Barton bikini candids! Mischa Barton in Malibu (July 2008)
Mischa Barton out and about in New York (9/24)
The new series Mischa Barton is starring in,
The Beautiful Life, is officially dead on arrival. The CW is canceling the series after just two episodes. From
Us Weekly:
Mischa Barton's return to the small screen has been cut short.
The CW network announced plans to halt production on fashion drama The Beautiful Life Friday after just two episodes. After garnering just 1.1 million viewers for its second and final episode, Variety reports the Wednesday night timeslot will be filled by reruns of the network's Melrose Place reboot, featuring Ashlee Simpson-Wentz.
Loosely based on executive producer Ashton Kutcher's days as a model, . . .
OK, OK, OK, we can stop right there. A show -- produced by Ashton Kutcher -- based on Ashton Kutcher's modeling career? Really? Ashton is so transparent. Why not just name the show
Hey Everyone, Did You Know Ashton Kutcher Used to be a Model?. This dude's power is going to his head. He needs to be stopped and he needs to be stopped now. If not, be prepared for this type of press release in 6 months:
"The CW is pleased to announce a new partnership with Ashton Kutcher to produce a weekly, hour-long drama series based on his extremely large penis, titled
Holy Crap, It's So Big. Is It Real?"
Mischa Barton at the season opening performance of Tosca at the Metropolitan Opera in New York (9/21)
This weeks "Mischa Barton is slowly going insane" story is brought to you by the
New York Post:
Things were topsy-turvy at the screening of Michael Moore's "Capitalism: A Love Story" at Alice Tully Hall Monday night. Our spy said, "Mischa Barton showed up and was asking for tickets. She started walking the red carpet and saw it was sponsored by Esquire SOHO, the men's magazine's SOHO Mews penthouse. Then, our witness says, "She took one look around and realized she was in the wrong place." Barton finally ran across the street to attend the Met Opera's opening of "Tosca."
It's easy to see how Mischa could have confused Michael Moore's
Capitalism: A Love Story with the opera: both feature fat people bellowing for hours. A more logical explanation is that Mischa was high on liquid White-Out or some other "designer" hallucinogen out-of-work Hollywood starlets are ingesting these days. Of course, if Mischa had really wanted to get loopy, she could have done what Lindsay Lohan does when she wants to make her head spin: watch 10 minutes of
Celebrity Jeopardy!.
Mischa Barton walking back to Bowery Hotel in New York (9/13)
I didn't crop that picture of Mischa Barton. It came like that from the agency. When she finally jumps off a bridge into the Hudson, her death is on your hands paparazzi. On my hands? Frosting. I had cake for lunch.
With a side of badassery. But mainly cake.
Mischa Barton arriving to the Marc Jacobs show at Fashion Week in New York (9/14)
Just kidding. She's still Britney Spears-level crazy. Which I guess is to be expected from someone who
was committed just two months ago. From the
New York Post:
Mischa Barton seemed to have trouble orienting herself at the G-star after-party at the Bowery Hotel. Barton stumbled up to the check-in table with a posse of eight. "She kept saying, in a really spacey, weird British accent, 'Like, I'm with the deejay. I totally know the deejay. I'm here for the deejay,' " laughs our spy. "She was slurring her words." After being let in, we're told that Barton "needed to be escorted to the deejay booth" where she proceeded to "stand for about an hour, dancing in her own world. I don't think her eyes were open to full capacity -- or even half capacity -- the whole time she was there."
Uh oh, sounds like Mischa fell off the wagon again -- and then the wagon hit a boulder and exploded into a massive Michael Bay-style fireball. Someone should tell her that consuming large amounts of alcohol and narcotics can lead to the exact thing she's trying so desperately to avoid these days:
bad press calories. If Mischa's ever going to claw her way back onto the C-list, she's going to have to learn to just say no to both types of candy -- nose and Godiva.
Mischa Barton leaving MTV Studios in New York (9/15)
Mischa Barton's new life sucks. She's under strict doctor's orders: no more blacking out or blowing random guys in alleys. Stupid doctors! From the
New York Post:
Mischa Barton is not enjoying "The Beautiful Life," despite its being the title of her new show. She's said that she's been ordered to stay away from booze, boys and bad behavior following her brief hospitalization this summer. She complained to cast members, "All I can do is smoke cigarettes."
Considering her current mental state, "booze, boys, and bad behavior" are probably the least of Mischa's problems at the moment. She should be more worried about things that might actually cause her bodily harm -- like prescription pills, razor blades, or watching Will Ferrell's last movie. Sadly, it's now apparent that Mischa hasn't overcome her
suicidal tendencies. Especially since she's admitted to still
smoking appearing on the
CW.
Mischa Barton bikini pictures! Mischa Barton in Malibu (March 2008)
Mischa Barton out and about in Manhattan (8/11)
There's the Mischa we all know and love. As
mentioned yesterday, I knew something still wasn't quite right about her ever since her release from the loony bin. She didn't expose herself once. I mean, I've just been lost -- that's normally how I set my clocks. "Mischa flashed both of her tits? Must be Saturday around 3am."
NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of
Mischa Barton's nipples, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Mischa Barton on the set of The Beautiful Life in New York (8/11)
Who'd have thunk it, but it turns out that less than a month after being
forcibly committed into a mental hospital, it's not all fun and games and cotton candy and lollipops in Mischa Barton's head. She's still pretty fucked up. From the
Chicago Sun Times:
Despite all those "she's doing just fine!" comments by Mischa Barton's publicist and the spokesfolks and cast of Barton's upcoming TV show "The Beautiful Life," several close friends of the actress are still deeply worried about her.
One Barton buddy tells me, "There still are issues. Mischa's just not herself at all. I think she's gone back to work too soon."
Another longtime professional associate of Barton's said, "She's on the verge of another breakdown -- one I think could be even more serious than the last one. ... She cries for no reason."
Mischa's never going to get any better if she doesn't take some time off from work. She should do the right thing and stop performing in front of the camera for
a year two years ever. Of course if Mischa really wants to clean up her life, she should just do what other celebrities do when they want to no longer me seen by the general public:
go on vacation go to rehab appear on
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.
