Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton bikini pics! (Miami - 1/2)

Continuing the bikini onslaught, here's some pics of Mischa Barton in Miami over the weekend. Wow, she ain't looking half-bad . . . besides those ridiculous, cartoon-esque shorts, of course. Mischa, just because you're the only one wearing something doesn't mean you're some kind of fashion trendsetter. It means everyone else thinks it looks fucking stupid and had the good sense not to waste their money. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to continue my search for another hat with built-in ponytail (I call it my "pussy gettin' hat"). Had to retire my old one last year due to wear and tear.

*32 Mischa Barton bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Mischa Barton bikini pics!

That's Mischa Barton lounging around South Beach yesterday (wow, how did she find the time off?). I have to admit, she doesn't look half-bad. Especially since this is the first time she's been out in daylight in five years. Um, right?

*38 Mischa Barton pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, December 8

Mischa Barton leaving Judi's Deli in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Actress Spencer Grammer walking her dog in Bronson Canyon in Hollywood (pics start here)

Isla Fisher hiking at Runyon Canyon Park in L.A. (pics start here)

Chrissy Teigen at Sports Illustrated's annual "Sportsman of the Year" dinner in New York (pics start here)

Rob Schneider arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Jennifer Hudson on the set of a Vanity Fair photoshoot in L.A. (pics start here)

Ellen Pompeo leaving Starbucks in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart leaving Bristol Farms in L.A. (pics start here)

Angelina Jolie leaving Quality Meats in New York (pics start here)

David Arquette out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Claire Danes at the the 31st Annual Muse Awards in New York (pics start here)

Mena Suvari leaving La Scala restaurant in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jack Osbourne leaving a restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Nicky Hilton out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*119 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, January 25

Mischa Barton attending a special presentation of You and I with director Roland Joffe in Moscow, Russia (pics start here)

Audrina Patridge filming her new show Dream Maker in Hollywood (pics start here)

Olivia Wilde arriving to the Armani Fashion Show at Espace Vendome during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

Denise Richards out and about in Hollywood (pics start here)

Sophia Loren arriving to the Armani Fashion Show at Espace Vendome during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

Sarah Silverman leaving Joan's on Third in Hollywood (pics start here)

Izabella Miko leaving Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kate Hudson out and about in London (pics start here)

Keira Knightley leaving the Comedy Theatre in London after performing in The Misanthrope (pics start here)

Pink leaving Saint John's Health Center in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Cheryl Burke arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Eva Herzigova arriving to the ETAM Fashion Show at the Grand Palais during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

*127 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Mischa Barton out and about in L.A. (11/19)

Mischa Barton took a break from having a conversation with herself to tell Tatler magazine, "hey, I'm not crazy!" Via the San Francisco Chronicle:

Mischa Barton fears she has been left tarnished following her stay in a psychiatric ward last year, because strangers stare at her and brand her "insane." The former "The O.C." star shocked fans in July 2009 when she was placed under an involuntary psychiatric hold.

She tells Tatler magazine, "I had this terrible surgery to remove my wisdom teeth and it drove me mad. I had infections and I couldn't eat anything except Slush Puppies for three months and I can't tell you how awful it was. Anyway, I'd had enough and I went to the hospital. I was in a lot of pain and if they feel you are depressed or a danger to yourself they can hold you on a 5150. I am terrified of needles and they wanted to pump me full of drugs and I said, 'No, absolutely not. I don't want to be here,' and got into a fight with the nurses, and that led to my 5150.

"Part of me wishes those things had never happened in the public eye. I wish I could have been perfect. For ages after that 5150 I'd walk down the street and people would give me the crazy eye: 'There's Mischa Barton, she's insane, isn't she?'"

Sorry Mischa, you're a complete nut job. There's no bigger sign that someone is crazy than if they walk around thinking everyone is whispering about them being crazy. It basically becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. Besides, the people that are staring at Mischa in disgust aren't doing so because they think she's mentally ill. It's because they're lactose intolerant . . . yes that's a cottage cheese thighs joke.

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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, November 20 and Sunday, November 21

Mischa Barton out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

British actress Michelle Keegan on a yacht in Italy (pics start here)

Ali Landry at the Verizon launch event for the new HTC Incredible smartphone in Seattle (pics start here)

Jennifer Lopez at the "Gucci Children's Collection celebration" at the Gucci Store in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Demi Moore at the "2010 CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute" held at The Shrine Auditorium in L.A. (pics start here)

Tommy Lee and his girlfriend at the Commons Mall in Calabasas (pics start here)

Renee Zellweger leaving Coffee Bean in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Kate Bosworth at a screening of The Warrior's Way in L.A. (pics start here)

Kurt Russell at a gas station in Santa Monica (pics start here)

AnnaLynne McCord shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi leaving Madeo's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jennifer Aniston on the set of Wanderlust in New York (pics start here)

Singer Pixie Lott turning on the Christmas lights at Lakeside Shopping Centre in Thurrock, UK (pics start here)

*114 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Mischa Barton needs to pay her registration 

Mischa Barton stopped by the Warren Tricomi Salon on Saturday to get her hair done, and while she was inside, she got a ticket from Officer Reyes for not displaying current registration on her car. In related news, the California Legislative Analyst's Office announced today that the budget deficit over the next 20 months is projected to be $25.4 billion. But Mischa Barton's hair looks nice, so who gives a fuck about that.

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Mischa Barton out and about in West Hollywood (8/20)

Wow, this article almost makes Mischa Barton sound like a real celebrity. Quite an amazing feat. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

Mischa Barton is single again after reportedly splitting from her latest boyfriend, British DJ Ali Love. Barton looked to have found happiness again when she struck up a romance with Love over the summer, but the relationship has now fizzled out, according to Britain's Heat magazine.

A source tells the publication, "(Love) wasn't ready to be a celebrity. He was expecting they'd get some attention, but he never imagined it would be as bad as it was. He values his privacy and couldn't deal with photographers following them around or the nasty comments people would make on blogs. So he finally told Mischa it would be better if they stopped dating. She's trying to forget about him and move on, but they might give it another go. Mischa has always had on-off relationships. But she's not reaching out to him at this stage."

This DJ guy didn't break up with Mischa because of all the extra media attention. He broke up with her because he's lactose intolerant and couldn't stomach being around so much cottage cheese. Unfortunately for Mischa, if she's ever going to have a normal relationship with a shy guy like Ali, she's going to have to wait until she's faded from the public spotlight . . . so in about two weeks.

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Mischa Barton's flabby ass leaving Bardot last night

According to Pacific Coast News, a near riot broke out as Mischa Barton was mobbed by hundreds of adoring fans as she left Bardot Lounge in West Hollywood last night. I'm totally kidding of course:

Mischa Barton storms away from the Bardot lounge after a cruel passerby made a derogatory comment about her "flabby ass". Barton was heard to tell the bystander to "go fuck yourself" as she drove away in her car. WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA. Wednesday September 15 2010.

Mischa would have stuck around longer to really give this asshole a piece of her mind, but In-N-Out was closing in 30 minutes. Hurry Mischa!

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Mischa Barton out and about in West Hollywood (8/17)

Wait a minute, is that an actual script Mischa Barton is holding? What in the hell? Oh, I get it -- she's dressed up as an employed actress. But Mischa, Halloween isn't for 2 months. You're such a kidder!

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