Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton shopping at Sunset Plaza in West Hollywood (4/8)

I don't know why, but Mischa Barton went shopping yesterday in West Hollywood wearing 25 pairs of shorts. What a weirdo.

UPDATE: After further analysis, she's only wearing one pair of shorts and her ass just got really huge overnight. Is that gravy in the cup she's holding?

*20 Mischa Barton pictures total in the gallery:

Mischa Barton eating lunch at Via Alloro in Beverly Hills (3/28)

+ Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer FTW [Hollywood Tuna]

+ The fuck is Kim Kardashian wearing? [The Superficial]
+ Jada Pinkett Smith talks open marriage [Celebuzz]
+ Katherine Webb looking hot [IDLYITW]
+ Freida Pinto has some sexy legs [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Jessica Alba hits the beach [Popoholic]
+ KILL IT WITH FIRE [moejackson]
+ Ashley Alexiss is a stunning blonde model [Guyism]
+ 'sup Brandi Glanville's tits [Dlisted]

+ Cosplay babes [Caveman Circus]
+ Louis C.K. is awesome [Brobible]
+ Lindsay Lohan is a bad influence [popbytes]
+ Molly Ringwald looks insane [Yeeeah!]

*30 Mischa Barton pictures total in the gallery:

Mischa Barton leaving a nightclub in London (8/1)

Mischa Barton's name hasn't been in the news lately so I just assumed she was sleeping in a ditch somewhere. Surprisingly, that's not the case. She's actually busy making money. Wait, really? From the Chicago Sun Times:

Mischa Barton is still acting and has a couple of films slated for release this year, along with an upcoming stage production of "Steel Magnolias" in Ireland. But the former star of "The O.C." has been mostly focusing on her fashion biz lately. Her Mischa's Place online site is doing well and Barton's self-named boutique in London has really taken off -- selling her signature lines of accessories and women's clothing.

The world is full of surprises, isn't it? Not only does Mischa still get acting gigs that don't require condoms, but she actually owns a store that she didn't trade for an 8 ball. Even more surprising is that owning a "homeless chic boutique" can apparently still support a drug habit. It harms the heart to see that the bumwear brand started years ago by the Olsen twins lives on in London's skid row. God save the Queen.

*10 Mischa Barton pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, July 26

Mischa Barton waiting for a tow truck in Ibiza, Spain (pics start here)

Keira Knightley and Mark Ruffalo on the set of Can a Song Save Your Life? in New York (pics start here)

Rihanna on a yacht off St. Tropez (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Emmy Rossum on the set of Shameless in L.A. (pics start here)

Halle Berry on the set of The Hive (pics start here)

Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp on their way to lunch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Sarah Michelle Gellar shopping at Trader Joe's in Westwood (pics start here)

Ashlee Simpson and her boyfriend Vincent Piazza out and about in New York (pics start here)

Jessica Biel out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale leaving a meeting in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard at a screening of Hit and Run in New York (pics start here)

Olivia Munn outside NBC studios in New York (pics start here)

Kate Bosworth and Michael Polish leaving M Cafe de Chaya in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*123 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Mischa Barton in Ibiza, Spain (7/25)

Pictures of Mischa Barton not wearing underwear would have been big news five years ago. Now they're just sorta . . . meh. I think I'll go make a sandwich for lunch. Turkey sounds good, but I'm also strongly considering peanut butter and jelly.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Mischa Barton pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*31 Mischa Barton pictures total in the gallery:

Mischa Barton at Day 2 of the Coachella Music and Arts Festival in Indio, CA (4/14)

+ Maria Menounos gets naked for Allure (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ The women of Coachella [Guyism]
+ He is so banging Mila Kunis [Celebuzz]
+ Shameless star Shanola Hampton is topless (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ USC Song Girls in bikinis [Busted Coverage]

+ Who banged a chick at Coachella in a porta potty? [Dlisted]
+ Scarlett Johansson is an attractive woman [Linkiest]
+ Heidi Klum takes it all off (again) [Evil Beet]
+ Carly Craig in a thong [Pick Me Up News]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Leighton Meester's bikini wardrobe malfunction

*11 Mischa Barton pictures total in the gallery:

Mischa Barton bikini pics! (Miami - 1/2)

Continuing the bikini onslaught, here's some pics of Mischa Barton in Miami over the weekend. Wow, she ain't looking half-bad . . . besides those ridiculous, cartoon-esque shorts, of course. Mischa, just because you're the only one wearing something doesn't mean you're some kind of fashion trendsetter. It means everyone else thinks it looks fucking stupid and had the good sense not to waste their money. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to continue my search for another hat with built-in ponytail (I call it my "pussy gettin' hat"). Had to retire my old one last year due to wear and tear.

*32 Mischa Barton bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Mischa Barton bikini pics!

That's Mischa Barton lounging around South Beach yesterday (wow, how did she find the time off?). I have to admit, she doesn't look half-bad. Especially since this is the first time she's been out in daylight in five years. Um, right?

*38 Mischa Barton pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, December 8

Mischa Barton leaving Judi's Deli in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Actress Spencer Grammer walking her dog in Bronson Canyon in Hollywood (pics start here)

Isla Fisher hiking at Runyon Canyon Park in L.A. (pics start here)

Chrissy Teigen at Sports Illustrated's annual "Sportsman of the Year" dinner in New York (pics start here)

Rob Schneider arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Jennifer Hudson on the set of a Vanity Fair photoshoot in L.A. (pics start here)

Ellen Pompeo leaving Starbucks in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart leaving Bristol Farms in L.A. (pics start here)

Angelina Jolie leaving Quality Meats in New York (pics start here)

David Arquette out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Claire Danes at the the 31st Annual Muse Awards in New York (pics start here)

Mena Suvari leaving La Scala restaurant in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jack Osbourne leaving a restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Nicky Hilton out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*119 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, January 25

Mischa Barton attending a special presentation of You and I with director Roland Joffe in Moscow, Russia (pics start here)

Audrina Patridge filming her new show Dream Maker in Hollywood (pics start here)

Olivia Wilde arriving to the Armani Fashion Show at Espace Vendome during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

Denise Richards out and about in Hollywood (pics start here)

Sophia Loren arriving to the Armani Fashion Show at Espace Vendome during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

Sarah Silverman leaving Joan's on Third in Hollywood (pics start here)

Izabella Miko leaving Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kate Hudson out and about in London (pics start here)

Keira Knightley leaving the Comedy Theatre in London after performing in The Misanthrope (pics start here)

Pink leaving Saint John's Health Center in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Cheryl Burke arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Eva Herzigova arriving to the ETAM Fashion Show at the Grand Palais during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

*127 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: