Mischa Barton leaving Whisky Mist nightclub in London (6/30)
Mischa Barton was kicked out of the bathroom at London's Whisky Mist nightclub on Tuesday night for some rather, ahem, "curious" behavior. A spy at the club told
London's Evening Standard news:
“Mischa looked like she was having a really good night. After sitting with a few pals at her VIP table she dragged her friend Bridget into the loos. They tried to go into the toilet cubicle together but they were stopped by the toilet attendant. The lady said to her, What are you doing? You are not allowed to go in together, you have to come out now'.
“Mischa looked really pissed off and embarrassed but her friend was fine about it.”
Despite a long queue, Mischa then decided to go into another cubicle alone — but her night didn't get any better. She apparently took so long that the attendant was forced to check if she was feeling okay.
Our spy added: “She took so long to emerge that everyone was worried about her. At one point the toilet attendant had to knock on her door twice to ask if she was alright. Then her mate was knocking to check she was feeling okay.”
The way I see it, Mischa was doing one of two things:
1. Snorting lines and lines of cocaine.
2. Taking a massively huge dump, the kind of dump where you have to hold on to the sides of the toilet for support.
So, yeah, there's pretty much no way for her rep to spin this story without Mischa being horribly embarrassed.
Mischa Barton leaving Bungalow 8 nightclub in London (6/25)
I meant to post these pics last Friday but I got distracted by things way-way-way-way more interesting than Mischa Barton. Like this chair I'm sitting on. Solid oak baby!
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Mischa Barton boob slip
ischa Barton flashed her boob yet again at a London fashion show yesterday. You ever notice how you never see Mischa Barton and Tara Reid at the same place at the same time? I'm just throwing it out there . . .
[Splash News]
Mischa Barton nip slip
ischa Barton's boob popped out last night while she was getting into a cab in London. The actress had just left the "Fashion For Relief" show at the Natural History Museum. Guess who took advantage of the open bar at the event? Hint: Her name is Mischa Barton. An attendee told The Sun:
"Mischa was up to mischief, ordering triple vodka cranberries all night and running around like a mad woman. She dropped a drink on a security man’s foot and would only use the private disabled toilet." (Source)
Oh Mischa, she's so full of grace and elegance. I wouldn't be surprised if Parliament bestows upon her the title of honorary princess before she returns home to the states. Lady Mischa of Grey Goose they'll call her.
Josh Hartnett probably banged Mischa Barton
Persistence paid off for Mischa Barton last night in London. Her reward? Josh Hartnett's penis. A source told the Daily Mail.
[Barton] spent a good hour writhing in front of Josh at the bar last night, and must have made an impression as they both headed back to his hotel at the end of the night. Not to suggest that anything happened between the extremely good-looking and single pair - and Mischa did trundle back to her own hotel an hour later. The actress, 22, looked desperate to impress Josh at the Temperley afterparty at Bungalow 8 when she arrived at 11pm.A source said: "Josh looked pretty bored and was totally ignoring Mischa. She persisted though, and kept getting closer and closer to their table while dancing provocatively. Lots of girls were trying to get near their table, where the two guys were drinking champagne and vodka cocktails. Mischa had a lot to contend with, but didn't give up." (Source)
She left his room after only an hour? The least the guy could have done was hit it long enough for her to work off her cottage cheese ass. It must be nice to be Josh Hartnett: Rich, good looking, and not having to be burdened by that whole "working" thing. On a side note: If a single guy were locked in a room with Mischa Barton and Jennifer Aniston, do you think he would lose one limb or two?
[BauerGriffinOnline]
