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Miranda Kerr at the 2009 HUG Award Gala fundraiser at the Pierre Hotel in New York (11/4)

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr leaving Taverna Tony restaurant in Malibu (7/5)

Orlando Bloom's girlfriend Miranda Kerr was acting awfully friendly with actor Lukas Haas on the dance floor at the Jane Hotel in New York last week . . . which would lead one to believe that Lukas saw her naked about an hour or so later. From the New York Post:

If Miranda Kerr is still dating Orlando Bloom, they have a very understanding relationship. Spies at the Jane Hotel the other night saw the Victoria's Secret model dancing with actor Lukas Haas. One witness reports, "They were together the whole night . . . Jared Followill from Kings of Leon kept staring at them." A rep for Kerr did not return calls.

Can you really blame Miranda for going out with other men? Victoria's Secret models can't be tied down to one guy -- especially if that guy uses the same strawberry exfoliator and wears the same size pants they do. They need someone whose broad shoulders and bulging biceps will make them feel safe and protected  --  so a lot like a Roman gladiator or celebrity blogger. Why just the other day I lifted an entire gallon of milk over my head. Twice.

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Miranda Kerr at the launch of the new "Heavenly Enchanted" fragrance at the Grove in L.A. (8/26)

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Miranda Kerr at the David Jones Spring Fashion Launch in Sydney, Australia (8/13)

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Miranda Kerr at Sydney Airport (7/31)

Miranda Kerr at a photoshoot at Icebergs restaurant in Sydney, Australia (8/3)

You know, Miranda Kerr should really consider sticking with this whole modeling thing. She seems to be really good at it.

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr in Sydney (2/26)

Orlando Bloom is passing up a $15 million+ payday for the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie because he wants to spend more time with his girlfriend, Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr. From UK tabloid News of the World:

Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom is giving up his movie treasure quest - because he has all the booty he needs at home. The star is turning down a part in the fourth Pirates flick to spend more time with Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr.

I'm told: "Orlando loved the films but thinks it's time to bow out because they tied up nicely for his character Will Turner. The producers are OK with that because they want to concentrate on the new adventures of Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow."

What the hell is Orlando thinking? Dude, I don't care if Miranda's vagina is made of cinnamon and rose petals, $15 million is $15 million. With that kind of money he could travel to some Eastern Bloc country and buy as many eager-to-please girls as he wanted. The real reason why he's sticking with her must be that she's either spectacular in bed or just has that certain "je ne sais quoi" quality Orlando's looking for in a woman -- a large penis.

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Miranda Kerr at the 2009 ESPY Awards in LA (7/15)

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Miranda Kerr at the "Louis Vuitton Celebrates the 40th Anniversary of the Lunar Landing" event at the American Museum of Natural History in New York (7/13)

The Pirelli Calendar is kick-ass

So every year Pirelli does a calendar that you can't buy anywhere -- it's only distributed to important customers who buy a lot of tires. Imagine your average calendar. Twelve months, twelve pictures of waterfalls. Now add in topless models. That's the Pirelli Calendar. Oh hi Miranda Kerr's boobs (NSFW). Fancy meeting you here. Care to meet up later for a drink and perhaps some light masturbation?

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of the topless models, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.