Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr topless in Miami (5/15)

Some people think the greatest accident in history was Alexander Fleming's accidental discovery of penicillin in 1928. Nope. Miranda Kerr last week in Miami.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Miranda Kerr topless pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*15 Miranda Kerr topless pictures total in the gallery:

Miranda Kerr in Miami (5/15)

That's Miranda Kerr doing a photoshoot in Miami yesterday for her new makeup line KORA Organics. Brilliant strategy focusing on what people truly care about when it comes to makeup: tits. A true modern marketing genies, that Miranda Kerr. I hate those old-school makeup companies that use the antiquated strategy of focusing on the actual product in their ads. What year is this, 1955!

*51 Miranda Kerr pictures total in the gallery:

Kate Beckinsale at the "PUNK: Chaos to Couture" Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York (5/6)

A ton of celebs attended the annual Met Gala last night in New York, but none looked as good as Kate Beckinsale. If being hot was equivalent to being a hero of the Crimean War, Kate would be Major-General Sir Howard Craufurd Elphinstone. Am I right or am I right!

Kate Beckinsale (19 pics here)
Emmy Rossum (12 pics here)
Stacy Keibler (12 pics here)
Kate Upton (7 pics here)
Miranda Kerr (14 pics here)
Emilia Clarke (7 pics here)
Nina Dobrev (9 pics here)
Heidi Klum (11 pics here)
Jennifer Lawrence (8 pics here)
Jessica Alba (11 pics here)

*113 Met Gala pictures total in the gallery:

Miranda Kerr arriving for a flight at Sydney airport in Australia (4/19)

+ Helena Christensen looking hotter than ever [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Nina Dobrev upskirt (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ DEAR GOD NO [The Blemish]
+ Lauren Conrad is rich, bitch [Celebuzz]
+ Kate Upton might soon be a movie star [Brobible]

+ Pippa Middleton looking cute [Socialite Life]
+ Peter Dinklage calls bullshit on all this sex symbol stuff [Evil Beet]
+ Miranda Lambert is a nosy bitch [Cele|bitchy]
+ Jon Hamm looks like a zombie [I'm Not Obsessed]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Playmates look especially good in bikinis

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Miranda Kerr doing a photoshoot in Sydney (8/21)

Miranda Kerr told the Sydney Morning Herald that the reports about her being fired from Victoria's Secret for "being difficult" are bullshit. So go ahead, keep talking shit and get your ass kicked.

Miranda Kerr has denied talk that she was dropped from high-profile clients Victoria's Secret and David Jones, saying nothing could be further from the truth. Speaking exclusively to Fairfax Media before her arrival in Sydney on Sunday to launch the new Qantas uniforms, Kerr said moving from the companies was a deliberate change in direction she initiated. Kerr said she was "surprised" to hear reports that she and the US lingerie brand were going their separate ways due to her "difficult reputation".

"I'm sure anyone that has worked with me would agree that it's not true," she said.

Kerr has even agreed to their invitation to walk in the show this year.

"I'm just not in a position to commit to a full contract at this time," she said. "It's three months at a bare minimum."

Don't ever justify yourself to those rumor-mongering pigs, Miranda. It's the price we both pay for being beautiful. Look, people talk shit when you reach our level of attractiveness, and I don't just don't mean the fatties, or Eastern Europeans. It comes from our peers (although frankly, we don't have peers). Nope, just too good looking. Take a page from Heidi Klum's manual and just make sure you stay sexy, and let the mouth-breathers fight it out over who's nicer to work with.

*32 Miranda Kerr bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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Miranda Kerr on her way to a nail salon in Hollywood (4/12)

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Miranda Kerr hard at work

Us Weekly published the ridiculous claim yesterday that Miranda Kerr had been fired from Victoria's Secret because of her "difficult reputation." Well they're wrong. While Miranda is stepping aside as an Angel, it's more of an amicable split. Or maybe the bitch cheated with Frederick's, what do I know? The President of Victoria's Secret, Ed Razek, told Just Jared:

"Miranda Kerr is one of the best models in the history of the business - and easily one of the most popular. She is also a consummate professional. Any rumors to the contrary are simply untrue. While her international commitments have kept her away from us more than we'd like over the past few years, she will always be an Angel to me. We have no plans to stop working with her. In fact, I've already invited her to walk the runway in this year's fashion show and, happily, she's agreed."

Of course she wasn't fired. When you look like Miranda Kerr, you don't get fired. Bad things don't happen to pretty people like they do to ugly people. And it's their own fault, too, because ugly people lie and steal. My dad taught that to me as a kid after we had just cut in front of a bunch of uglies at the airport, and it's a lesson I hope to pass on someday to my own beautiful offspring.

*25 Miranda Kerr pictures total in the gallery:

Miranda Kerr out and about in L.A. (3/12)

Miranda Kerr was spotted in a neck brace yesterday in L.A., at one point wrapping a scarf around it and then ducking down in her car so no one could see it. Miranda, you don't have to be embarrassed. A lot of us would have taken advantage of free tickets and backstage passes to see Chris Brown in concert.

C'mon, there was 0% chance there wasn't gonna be a Chris Brown joke in this story somewhere.

*10 Miranda Kerr pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, March 6

Miranda Kerr on her way to a meeting in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Nicole Scherzinger leaving her hotel in London (pics start here)

Jon Hamm filming Mad Men in L.A. (pics start here)

Elizabeth Olsen arriving on a flight at Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris (pics start here)

AnnaLynne McCord on the set of 90210 in L.A. (pics start here)

January Jones leaving the Miu Miu boutique in Paris (pics start here)

Kate Middleton visiting the Havelock Academy during her official visit to Grimsby, England (pics start here)

Seth MacFarlane leaving a cafe in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jessica Alba at the Valentino show during Paris Fashion Week (pics start here)

Portia de Rossi riding her horse at an equestrian park in L.A. (pics start here)

Jude Law and a mystery woman arriving on a flight at Marseille Provence Airport in France (pics start here)

Courteney Cox out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*116 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Miranda Kerr on the set of a photoshoot at a private residence in L.A. (2/23)

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