Minnie Driver

Minnie Driver at The Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic at Will Rogers State Historic Park in Pacific Palisades (10/9)

Minnie Driver and David Duchovny are totally doing it. Good for them. From Star:

Minnie Driver and David Duchovny first met on the set of 2000's Return to Me, and while the movie was forgettable, their chemistry was red hot -- and still is! Now that they're both single -- he and wife Tea Leoni divorced, and Minnie's romance with model Matt Felker recently went kaput -- the pair are enjoying a no-strings-attached relationship. "They aren't dating because they don't want to risk losing their friendship, so they're just hooking up," an insider tells Star. (Print Edition - 11/12)

Hey, stop the presses -- two ex-celebrities are screwing. I assume this is meant to be juicy gossip, but unfortunately it's not 1997 anymore and, like Minnie and David's careers, my time machine is out of gas. Honestly? I kinda feel like a voyeur for reporting on these civilians . . . like the time I posted a video of my brother banging his landlady on Facebook. It was pointless to do so and I think that there's a tiny possibility that maybe in some small way it might have lead to his divorce. Oopsy. OK, new rule on Celebslam: writing about non-celebrities banging is officially off limits.

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Minnie Driver arriving to a pre-BAFTAs party at Mark's Club in London (2/11)

You know how most kids hate brussels sprouts? They avoid them. They don't touch them. They don't want anything to do with them. Well Minnie Driver feels the same way abut panties. "Ew yuck," she said one time when she walked by a Victoria's Secret.

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Minnie Driver at LAX (1/22)

You know what Minnie, enough is enough. This whole act of yours is growing very thin. I'm sorry but you're just gonna have to accept the fact that a black man was elected President. I'm sick and tired of your intolerance. I bid you good day!