Minka Kelly does not like Kade Hudson Mmmmmm . . . chick fight.
Tasty. From the
New York Post:
The Yankees' wives and girlfriends have been banned from trashing Kate Hudson after Page Six revealed there was coldness between her and Derek Jeter's squeeze, Minka Kelly. We told how low-key Kelly disapproved of Hudson's antics including cheering wildly from the front row and smooching A-Rod all over town. A source said, "The Yankees told the girls to be careful who they spoke to about Kate. They are concerned about the ramifications for the players."
Minka and Kate should settle their differences like ancient gladiators. Except, instead of fighting in a huge arena, they should fight in an inflatable pool filled with Crisco. And instead of fighting against each other with weapons, they should make out. Of course I'd volunteer to be the no-nonsense referee that issued rulings with a firm hand . . . but that would just be for spankings.
Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly out and about in Seattle (8/16)
You want to know how many hot chicks Derek Jeter has banged over the past ten years or so? Find a copy of this year's
Maxim Hot 100. The end. From the
New York Post:
Are Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly ready to take the next step? "Derek and Minka are secretly engaged," an insider told Page Six. The Yankee captain and the actress are telling close pals to "save the date" for nuptials in the fall. "The wedding is being planned and will take place after baseball season is over," said our source.
Is there anything left for this guy to do to make me jealous? Win multiple World Series? Check. Sleep with every hot girl in Hollywood? Check. Become a multimillionaire? Check. I bet the only things I've ever done that he hasn't are ask my parents for money and pee standing up. Don't tell Derek this, but the real joke's on him. I have a doll made almost entirely out of Sandra Bernhard's hair. Top that sucka!
Minka Kelly on the set of The Roommate in L.A. (5/4)
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Kelly Brook in lingerie? Don't mind if I do. [Hollywood Tuna]
+
Heather Graham looks like crap [Drunken Stepfather]
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Gisele Bundchen is at the Tube Top of My List [Egotastic!]
+ I love hot college chicks [
College Humor]
+ Blake Lively might as well just show her tits [
Popoholic]
+ Leona Lewis has a huge fan here in the U.S. [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Even more Kelly Ripa bikini pics [
The Superficial]
+ 8 celebrity autobiographies that need to be written [
Holy Taco]
+ Paula Abdul admits painkiller addiction [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Kiefer Sutherland headbutted a dude [
Dlisted]
+ My kind of chick indeed [
Double Viking]
+ 7-year-old girl finds a condom in her Happy Meal [
F-Listed]
+ I don't know who this topless chick is but she is hot as hell [
Busted Coverage]
+ RIP Dom DeLuise [
Attuworld]
Minka Kelly
Minka Kelly on the set of
The Roommate in Downtown L.A. (5/4)
Minka KellyMinka Kelly at the Miss Sixty Fashion Show in New York (2/15)
Minka KellyMinka Kelly at the "Style Your Spring" event at Espace in New York (2/10)
Minka Kelly is teh hotnessThat's Minka Kelly at the InStyle Golden Globes after-party last night. The same Minka Kelly that John Mayer used to date. He
broke up with her last year to start dating Jennifer "marry me now, oh please god, marry me now" Aniston. Honestly, after seeing these pics, I wouldn't be surprised if John's penis runs away in the middle of the night tonight, never to return. Like, we'll see it on milk cartons and everything. John Mayer's penis. There it is. Have fun trying to finish your cereal with that thing burned into your mind.
Derek Jeter's banging Minka Kelly
Jessica Biel? Check. Scarlett Johansson? Check. Jordana Brewster? Check. Mariah Carey? Check. Miss Universe Lara Dutta? Check. Gabrielle Union? Check. Jessica Alba? Check. Adriana Lima? Check. Vanessa Minnillo? Check. And now Derek Jeter can add Minka Kelly to the list. The two were seen having dinner together Monday night in New York. The New York Post says:
Was the mystery guy spotted slinking around the Empire Hotel with smoldering starlet Minka Kelly Yankee star Derek Jeter? Though Kelly's publicist put the kibosh on our query about a male suitor at the Empire (the rep told Page Six Kelly's dad was the only guy with her in the hotel), OK! magazine reports the "Friday Night Lights" actress was wined and dined at Kobe Club by Jeter on Monday. "She's still playing the field," one source told us. (Source)
Now Jeter's landed Minka Kelly? Christ, this guy's been in more poon than Kotex. The only explanation I can come up with for the amount of hot chicks this guy's banged over the years is that his dick must play Sex and the City* re-runs on it. BTW, if Minka's "playing the field", she's the only one right now. Jeter injured his wrist this week and has been shelved. On a related note, I injured my wrist this week too . . . thinking of all the hot ass he's tapped.
*Opening May 30th! I can't wait, can you?!!!!!1!!1!
Rachel Bilson and Minka Kelly demonstrating the wrong way to exit a car last night
