Minka Kelly


Minka Kelly

Minka Kelly leaving the Byron & Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills (2/1)

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Minka Kelly at a dog park in L.A. (1/13)

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Miranda Kerr at the 9th Annual G'Day USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala in Hollywood (1/14)

+ Elizabeth Olsen is still the hot Olsen [The Superficial]

+ Jessica Alba and Salma Hayek FTW [Celebuzz]
+ Bar Refaeli wearing the hell out of tight jeans [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kristin Cavallari gets ridiculously leggy [Popoholic]
+ Kate Upton is a bikini sensation [Linkiest]

+ Erin Heatherton is topless [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Playboy's Miss February ain't bad [Busted Coverage]
+ Victoria's Secret has an island??? [Brobible]
+ Stacy Keibler looks great in red [moejackson]

+ Celebrity fat club [CityRag]
+ Why so frumpy, Jessica Biel? [Socialite Life]
+ Behati Prinsloo in her undies [Yeeeah!]
+ What's the skinny on Jennifer Hudson . . . [popbytes]

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Minka Kelly denied Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal wanted a piece of the sweet sweet ass that is Minka Kelly, but he got shot down faster than Col. Nakesh's MIG in Iron Eagle. Fucking LOVE that movie! From Us Weekly:
Minka Kelly "declined" an invitation from Jake Gyllenhaal when he asked her on a date last fall, a source tells the new issue of Us Weekly. But it wasn't because Gyllenhaal didn't measure up. At the time, Kelly had split with her on-and-off beau, Derek Jeter, and "was trying to patch things up," the source explains. Kelly's willpower paid off: She reconciled with Jeter in December.
Really? Come on, Jake. If you're reaching for The Captain's table scraps, you should probably work on that resume.  Sure, you were great in Donnie Darko and the gay cowboy movie, but you have Bubble Boy and Prince of Persia under your belt, too. Work on it. Oh BTW, I checked your Wikipedia page. You are what we MMA fighters call a pussy. Minka doesn't want a girlie-man to plant trees and meditate with all day long. What Minka needs is the relentless pelvis-pounding that only we athletes can deliver. That's what Jeter delivers, it's what I deliver, and that's all there is to it, little man.

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Minka Kelly is rather pretty

Derek Jeter can't quit Minka Kelly and her spectacular vagina, which is no doubt made of flower petals.  After splitting up in August, the two were spotted over the holidays in Paris. How cliched. From the New York Post:
The couple are staying separately in Paris, according to a spy who has seen Kelly alone and with a female friend numerous times at a central Paris hotel since [last] Wednesday. Jeter and a male friend joined Minka at the hotel yesterday. Spies said she was waiting to greet him in the lobby, in a peach-colored top and jeans, with her female friend.

"She looked really excited to see him," our source said. "They didn’t kiss romantically . . . It was more of a hello hug."

The previous day, they were spotted browsing art at Le Musée d’Orsay. According to another spy in the gift shop, "They weren’t holding hands, but they were obviously together."
Well looky here, I think the captain of the New York Yankees reads Celebslam, and who could blame him? DJ (that's what I call him) was fine and dandy after the break-up until Minka showed up as #9 on the "The Top 11 Celebrities Santa Wants to Sit on His Lap This Year" list. All of a sudden, she's hot property and Derek is just another Yankee. See? That what we do here. Celebslam turns pretty good-looking people into super duper stars. Just ask Lindsay Lohan.

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Minka Kelly filming Charlie's Angels in Miami (10/4)

Minka Kelly was walking on the beach in Miami yesterday when, out of nowhere, she tackled this guy and just started making out with him. She was grabbing his crotch and everything. It was pretty shocking. Or, you know, she might have been filming a scene for Charlie's Angels where she gives a guy CPR. Definitely one of those two . . . slut!

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Minka Kelly on the set of Charlie's Angels in Miami (9/2)

A crew member on the Charlie's Angels set was fired last month for slapping Minka Kelly's ass. Oh c'mon, it's not like he did something crazy like forcibly kiss her or let her vote in an election. Loosen up a little. Via the Daily Mail:
The member of the crew is believed to have approached the 31-year-old and slapped her across her bottom while clutching a $100 bill in his hand on August 23. An set insider told Star: "It seems like it was meant to be a joke, but clearly it was inappropriate. Minka was shocked and absolutely irate. She was still fuming about it hours later."

The publication also claimed that when the crew member tried to apologize to Minka the next day, she slapped him across the face. He was then removed from the production by TV executives the following day. The source added: "The whole set was buzzing about the incident. It was quite a scandal. One day he was there, and the next he was gone."
What this guy did was wrong and inappropriate, but it had to be worth it. So he lost a $10/hr job, big deal. The hand he slapped her ass with he'll be able to use to jerk off with for the next 40 years. That's a pretty good trade-off in my book. Besides, what was Minka so upset about anyway? Considering she used to date a professional baseball player, she should have known that this guy was just telling her "good game."

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Minka Kelly and Ramon Rodriguez leaving the Biltmore Hotel in Miami (9/12)

Since being dumped by her boyfriend Derek Jeter, it's been rumored that Minka Kelly has been getting down and dirty with her Charlie's Angels co-star Ramon Rodriguez (this is relevant because she's hot). And whaddayaknow, there's the two of them leaving a hotel earlier this week in Miami, pretty much confirming the rumors. I mean, just look at Ramon. If that face doesn't scream "I just jackhammered a naked Minka Kelly on an amazing pillow top mattress with 600 thread count sheets" then I don't know what does.

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Rachael Taylor filming Charlie's Angels in Miami (9/2)

Note to self: Less time on coloring books and word searches, more on watching television. Just going by the last two posts, I'm gonna cum every time I turn on the TV this fall. This is fantastic.

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Minka Kelly on the set of Charlie's Angels in Miami (8/31)

MY CAPTION: If I had a nickel for every time Minka Kelly wanted to fondle my balls . . .

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

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