Mini-Me

Ranae Shrider topless!

Remember Ranae Shrider? She was the co-star of the Mini-Me sex tape. Even more incredible, she admitted she was the co-star of the Mini-Me sex tape. Thanks to our good friends over at Geno's World, we now know what she looks like topless. Is it just me or does she looks way too normal? There has to be something wrong with her that we don't know about. Like, she has a blender instead of a vagina. Please tell me she has a blender instead of a vagina.

NOTE: To see the uncensored pic, click the image above and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image. But don't let your boss see you.

Mini-Me on Celebrity Big Brother UK (1/16)

OK, which one of you assholes didn't put the child safety cap back on the cough syrup? *sigh*

Mini-Me on The Surreal Life 4 in 2005

Playboy bunnies, not bunny rabbits. Though him nailing three rabbits somehow seems less disturbing. The pint size star told News of the World:

"I LOVE the mansion and have had some of the best nights of my life behind its walls. Every man dreams of getting an invite just so he can go to the grotto. I've been so many times and it never loses its appeal—but why would it? It's full of gorgeous naked women!" Describing the orgy, he went on: "I had the best night of my life and lived out most men's fantasies. I didn't just pleasure one Playboy Bunny, I pleasured three. And it doesn't get much better than that. I watched while they touched each other, then me and my friend joined in . . . There is nothing worse for a girl than being with a boy who doesn't know what he is doing in the bedroom. But I know exactly how to make a woman feel like a woman. I know the spot, and I've got plenty of inches where it matters. I know what women want and it's me." (Source)

There's a good reason why Verne's so cocky about his woodmember -- a couple of inches on him looks like a couple of feet on other men. Truthfully, I'm actually quite jealous of all the good times he's had at the mansion. Something I have that probably makes Verne jealous: my uncanny ability to not be confused with an unborn fetus.