Milla Jovovich attending "The Diva Event" hosted by Bulgari at the Hotel Potocki in Paris, France (7/2)
*20 Milla Jovovich pictures total in the gallery:
Milla Jovovich bikini pics! (Maui - 1/1)
The New Year is here, and with it, tons of celebrities on vacation in bikinis. I'll be chronicling all the pics over the next few weeks or so in a series of posts titled, "The New Year is Here," so check back often and send me any unwanted gift certificates you got for Christmas to show your appreciation. First up: Milla Jovovich in Maui yesterday, the exotic locale I was supposed to vacation in over New Years . . . had I taken a different path in life around ten years ago or so. But living paycheck to paycheck is still fun, right?
*15 Milla Jovovich bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Milla Jovovich at the Versace show during Paris Fashion Week (7/1)
Milla Jovovich used one negative comment on twitter as motivation to go on a crazy, post-pregnancy workout routine. Jessica Simpson cannot relate. From E!:
Milla Jovovich doesn't take too kindly to unfair criticism as we found out in a recent interview where the actress revealed her secret feud with a finicky tweeter. Milla started filming the fourth installment of her butt-kicking Resident Evil franchise shortly after giving birth to her daughter, Ever. The actress admitted that her body, while still impressive, wasn't the same as it had been for the previous films, but that didn't give strangers the right to critique her.Wow, does this mean that Milla is the perfect woman? She's super hot, a major movie star, and her self-esteem is so low that I could easily keep her under my thumb with stupid, throw-away comments. What a good girl. And how great is twitter for giving the little people like yourselves access to this Hollywood heavy hitter? If I can get under these celebs skin deep enough, I might score some nude pics for my happy little website, and who wouldn't want that? Sure, I might be a piece of garbage for trying to manipulate dim-witted attention whores, but at least I wear nice shoes. Blowjob?
"One dude wrote, 'God, your arms aren't as toned in the poster as they were in the other movies,'" said Milla, who used the comment as motivation to get in tip-top shape for the upcoming fifth installment. "I was like, 'Alright, dude, you think my arms were flabby on the last poster, look at this one!'"
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Milla Jovovich filming a commercial for Avon (5/10)
I don't know if Avon is taking a 180 in terms of marketing strategy, because Milla Jovovich totally flashed her ass today while filming a commercial for them in New York. Maybe they're targeting the late-night, Cinemax-watching crowd? Dammit, they need foundation, too, and I think sometimes we forget that.
*10 Milla Jovovich pictures total in the gallery:
The 2012 Academy Awards
By all measurables, my grandparents really loved the Oscars last night. From Billy Crystal's joke about the Kodak Theatre name change to Billy Crystal's joke about the Kodak Theatre name change. Seriously, was that the only fucking joke he made? Mix in a little rape humor just to keep everyone off balance. Maybe some jokes about gas prices. Because they are so high, you see. Anyways, thank God there were some fairly attractive women there:
Penelope Cruz (10 pics here)
Natalie Portman (11 pics here)
Maria Menounos (9 pics here)
Olivia Wilde (14 pics here)
Penelope Ann Miller (3 pics here)
Claire Danes (7 pics here)
Amy Adams (7 pics here)
Emma Stone (3 pics here)
Angelina Jolie (17 pics here)
Li Bingbing (4 pics here)
Busy Philipps (4 pics here)
Stacy Keibler (7 pics here)
Rose Byrne (12 pics here)
Anna Faris (12 pics here)
Ellie Kemper (10 pics here)
Sofia Vergara (10 pics here)
Kate Mara (12 pics here)
Nancy O'Dell (7 pics here)
Shailene Woodley (11 pics here)
Kelly Ripa (4 pics here)
Sandra Bullock (6 pics here)
Milla Jovovich (8 pics here)
*188 pictures total in the gallery:
Milla Jovovich in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (8/26)
Milla Jovovich and her husband, director Paul Anderson, were in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico last week celebrating their anniversary, and on Friday Milla looked really happy to see the paparazzi. Who were Mexican. From Mexico. In other words, there's only one conclusion that can be drawn from the picture above: Milla Jovovich is a violent racist. I knew it!
*35 Milla Jovovich pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Monday, May 2
Milla Jovovich at a park in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Matthew Bomer on the set of White Collar in New York (pics start here)
Patricia Arquette leaving Dirty Martini's restaurant in Washington, D.C. after having dinner (pics start here)
Christina Milian and her daughter Violet arriving at the Beverly Wilshere Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Rose McGowan and a mystery man leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood after having dinner (pics start here)
Emma Stone leaving her trailer on the set of the The Amazing Spider-Man in New York (pics start here)
Dania Ramirez hosting an evening at the Chateau Nightclub & Gardens inside Paris Las Vegas (pics start here)
Stephanie Pratt out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Paula Patton in the East Village of New York (pics start here)
Emily Blunt arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
Kirsten Dunst shopping at Marni in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Ashley Olsen leaving the Greenwich Hotel in New York (pics start here)
Ali Larter at Whole Foods in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Jessica Biel at the "14th Annual Revlon Walk/Run for Women" event in Times Square in New York (pics start here)
Amy Adams shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Lake Bell at the premiere of A Good Old Fashioned Orgy at the SVA theater during the 2011 Tribeca Film Festival (pics start here)
Sharon Stone out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
*124 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Milla Jovovich nip slip!
Milla Jovovich attended Mikhail Gorbachev's 80th Birthday Gala in London yesterday, and as part of her present to him, she walked around all night flashing her nipple. Wow, that definitely beats the sweater with cats on it my grandma got me last year, though in her defense, one of the cats is playing with a ball of yarn. It's pretty fucking cute.
NOTE: To see the uncensored Milla Jovovich nip slip pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*20 Milla Jovovich nip slip pictures total in the gallery:
Milla Jovovich is butt-ass naked
That's Milla Jovovich butt ass naked for the Fall/Winter issue of Purple magazine. According to Wikipedia, Purple magazine is a French fashion and who the fuck cares, look at Milla Jovovich's tits. What is it with these French magazines so easily convincing celebrities to get naked for them (see Lily Allen here, Sharon Stone here, and Kate Moss here)? Trick question. It's the beret. Never underestimate a douchy little hat's power to set a woman at ease.
NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Milla Jovovich naked, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Milla Jovovich on her way to a gym in West Hollywood (7/22)
+ Eva Longoria's "O" face [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jordana Brewster is still hot [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Rosario Dawson. In a bikini. [The Superficial]
+ Gemma Atkinson has a bikini calendar and it's spectacular [moejackson]
+ Hottest Eva Longoria pic EVER [College Humor]
+ Megan Fox looking sizzling hot in Cosmo [Popoholic]
+ Gwyneth Paltrow is trying to break up Affleck and Garner [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ What a magazine in 1985 thought Michael Jackson would look like in 2000. Needless to say, they were way off [College Humor]
+ Jude Law hits a female paparazzo [Dlisted]
+ Actor Rupert Everett takes shot at Michael Jackson [Yeeeah!]
+ Drunk celebrity faces [CityRag]
+ Jon Gosselin is trapped in a love triangle [popbytes]
+ The Taco Bell dog is dead [Gabby Babble]