Miley Cyrus


Miley Cyrus jet skiing in Miami (12/5)

So Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton made out last week in Miami. The two were partying at the annoyingly-named "E11even" nightclub when Paris noticed Miley was having trouble breathing, so she heroically gave her mouth to mouth resuscitation. Errr, something like that. A source told the New York Post:
"[Miley and Patrick] got there around 4 a.m. and sat at a private table off to the side -- but still definitely visible to everyone." Then, "Miley and Paris were dancing and had a whole bunch of people around them. Patrick was sitting on top of a banquette. He wasn't participating, but watching and enjoying. Miley sat on his lap and Paris was sitting on the couch. Miley leaned down to kiss Paris."

Our eagle-eyed observer continued: "All of a sudden, they just started making out, and Patrick was in the middle, cuddling them both. Paris had her arm around Patrick's waist. Then they all walked out of the club together" at around 5 a.m.
Normally this is the part of the story where I joke about someone having to be set on fire after making out with Paris or Miley, but I can't really do that this time because they made out with each other. I'm so confused. It's the classic version of a catch-22, but with more dudes getting jacked off by white trash chicks.

*30 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

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Patrick Scwarzenegger and Miley Cyrus at their hotel in Miami (12/4)

Patrick Scwarzenegger's life used to be all about working out, fruits, vegetables, and protein shakes, but now he's dating Miley Cyrus, so naturally here he is yesterday getting high with her on a hotel balcony in Miami. Nice, can't wait to see what Miley gets him for Christmas. "Are these . . . mesh skinny jeans?"

*15 Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger pictures total in the gallery:

  • Patrick Scwarzenegger Miley Cyrus Smoking Out 1
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Miley Cyrus rehearsing at the Raleigh Hotel in Miami (12/3)

Now that Miley Cyrus is dating Patrick Schwarzenegger, it's more fun to think of her not as Miley Cyrus, but as the potential future daughter-in-law of the former governor of California. *giggles*

*25 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

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Miley Cyrus at the 2014 amfAR LA Inspiration Gala at Milk Studios in L.A. (10/29)

Are Miley Cyrus and Arnold Schwarzenegger's son Patrick doing it? Sure, why not. From E!
[Miley] was snapped spending Halloween day with Arnold Schwarzenegger's 21-year-old son, Patrick, who is a student at USC and a model. And, a source tells ET that the rumors they are dating are absolutely true!

Patrick's famous family is not too thrilled with the news. In fact, our source claims Patrick's family has tried to talk him out of dating Miley, preferring one of his exes and fearing Miley might get him hooked on the Hollywood scene.
Of all the chicks this guy could have, he picks Miley Cyrus. Is he subconsciously trying to outdo his dad for worst hookup ever?

Patrick: "Dad, you know that dirty chick who's always flashing her nipple for attention? I cooked her breakfast this morning."
Arnold: "Son, I fucked our 300 pound maid, and even I think that's gross. You're dead to me."
 
*30 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, October 25, and Sunday, October, 26

Miley Cyrus arriving at Sydney International Airport (pics start here)

Molly Sims at the Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party (pics start here)

Padma Lakshmi heading to a gym in New York (pics start here)

Christina Aguilera and her fiance Matthew Rutler at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon leaving a hair salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jake Gyllenhaal filming Demolition in New York (pics start here)

Julianna Margulies leaving her apartment in New York (pics start here)

Reality star Holly Hagan (Geordie Shore) signing copies of her autobiography in Newcastle, UK (pics start here)

Kristen Bell on the set of House of Lies in Pasadena (pics start here)

Matt Damon leaving the Rise Movement gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Fatima Trotta at the awards ceremony at the 9th Rome Film Festival (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl at The Big Bash fundraising party in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*115 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Miley Cyrus Unicorn Onesie 1
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Miley Cyrus performing at the Allphones Arena in Sydney (10/17)

The Oceania leg of Miley Cyrus' Bangerz tour is in full swing, and with it, here come the crotch shots again. That's Miley performing Friday night in Sydney, Australia. I know, right? Australia gives us smoking hot bikini model after smoking hot bikini model (like this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, and this one), and we give them Miley Cyrus' dirty hillbilly crotch. Even the Indians who traded Manhattan to the Dutch for beads think the Aussies are getting a bad deal. And they got Manhattan. For beads.

*30 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

  • Miley Cyrus Crotch Concert 1
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Miley Cyrus. Boobs. Again.

For the four of you who have never seen them, here's Miley Cyrus' boobs. I'm not exactly sure where the pic came from -- I think it was taken backstage at one of her concerts. Not that it matters. Boobs are boobs. I'd wager to say that Miley Cyrus has the seventeenth nicest boobs of any chick named Miley Cyrus in the whole entire world. They're that nice.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Miley Cyrus topless pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*3 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

  • Miley Cyrus Backstage Boobs 1
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Miley Cyrus and Noah Cyrus in Beverly Hills (9/15)

Who said celebrities get special treatment? Oh yeah, everybody. From Flynet:
Miley Cyrus was in no mood to be photographed while out for a cruise on her Can-Am 3-wheel motorcycle with her sister Noah on September 15, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. After confronting a photographer, Miley and Noah pulled into a Fire Station to hide out and call the police. Later the police arrived and decided to escort the sisters home!
I know you may be angry that Miley is using the Beverly Hills Police Department as her own personal taxi service, but you gotta look at the bright side of this story: Miley freaking Cyrus is driving around Beverly Hills on a three-wheeled motorcycle. There's no way that doesn't end in some kind of maiming and the end of her career. "Oh my gosh, did you see Miley today? She got a new tattoo on the stump of her amputated right leg. She's so edgy!"

*30 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

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Miley Cyrus at a gas station in Hollywood (9/4)

Pacific Coast News
says that's Miley Cyrus "making a late night stop at a gas station in Hollywood" last week. LOL, good one, but I know what Miley Cyrus looks like. That's clearly a meth addict trying to steal candy. Skittles, I bet.

*5 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

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Miley Cyrus V Magazine #91

Strangely, Miley Cyrus wasn't one of the victims of the recent mass celebrity nude leak The Fappening. But here she is topless in the new issue of V magazine. No need to hack her phone to see her titties. She gives that shit up willingly. She's like a really slutty charity.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Miley Cyrus topless pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*16 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

  • Miley Cyrus Topless Magazine Pictures 1
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