Steve Rushton at the premiere of Race to Witch Mountain in L.A. (3/11)
The guy above with the long nose hairs (
close up here) is allegedly Miley Cyrus' new boyfriend, Steve Rushton. Did I mention he's even older than
her last pervert boyfriend? Because he's even older than her last pervert boyfriend. He's 21. And he'll turn 22 before Miley turns 17. Yikes. A source told
The Sun:
"Steve relocated to the US after signing his deal with Disney. Miley couldn’t wait for him to move. He first met her on the set of the Hannah Montana film after he was asked to play lead guitar for her band. They hit it off straight away. When they have been apart they have been spending hours instant messaging each other. She is still young but she is smitten with him. They are very much in love."
First she dates the older underwear model. And now the even older musician. Clearly Miley's trying to push the limits of what's considered socially acceptable behavior for a high school sophomore. And really, it's a brilliant strategy to free herself from the indentured servitude of Disney.* Because once free, she's gonna make a shitload of money. By the time she hits 18, I fully expect her to start dating Tommy Lee.
*Not brilliant? Jamie Lynn Spears "Come in me Casey!" strategy.
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth filming The Last Song in Savannah, Georgia (6/16)
Miley Cyrus' new film looks, um, interesting. And by "interesting" I mean "borderline pornographic." Honestly, I routinely beat off to less than this on Cinemax. Wasn't it only a year ago that
everyone was freaking out because Miley exposed her bare back in that
Vanity Fair photoshoot. And now she's making out with a dude in a see-through wet t-shirt. How old is this guy anyway? He looks 25. This may be the first time in movie history that a guy skips the premiere of his own movie because he's afraid of being arrested.
NOTE: The most amazing thing about this is that the film is being distributed by Disney (
seriously). It's basically a giant middle finger to parents across America.
Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus walking their dogs in Toluca Lake (4/20)
Is Billy Ray Cyrus to blame for his daughter Miley's
breakup with her pervert boyfriend, Justin "Age is Nothing But a Number To Me" Gaston? I don't know. Why are you asking me? From the
Chicago Sun Times:
Billy Ray was troubled by the nearly five-year age difference between his now-16-year-old daughter and Gaston, 20. The couple's now-confirmed split is bringing a smile to Papa Billy Ray's face -- and sources in Camp Cyrus tell me "he's thrilled that Miley finally sees things his way ... and is much happier Nick Jonas is now front 'n' center in Miley's affections," said a longtime "Hannah Montana" honcho.
I understand that it was Billy Ray's constant pressure on his daughter that eventually made her see things about Justin that were problematic.
Mainly, even at her young age, Miley saw that the gulf in talent, success and prospects between her and Gaston "meant there wasn't much of a future here. ... But, also, despite the fact she's a superstar, Miley is only 16. Like all teenagers, she's bound to go through lots of boyfriends before she gets truly serious -- and that's the way it should be," added the source.
Despite what Billy Ray and my parole officer think, it's not necessarily better for Miley to date someone closer to her age -- young guys are stupid. Stupidity leads to pregnancy.
Pregnancy kills careers. Older men know to wear condoms so they don't leave any "evidence" behind that the DA can prosecute them with . . . so I've heard . . . *nervous chuckle*
Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston in L.A. (2/27)
16-year-old Miley Cyrus and her pervert boyfriend, 20-year-old Justin "Why have I not been arrested yet" Gaston, broke up over the weekend. From
Us Weekly:
"They have been having trouble for a while," says the insider. "It's been hard for a long time since Miley has been working so much and traveling a lot."
Contrary to reports, Cyrus' ex Nick Jonas was not the reason for the split, although the two have been spending time together.
Added the source, "Miley and Nick are working on a couple different projects together. Justin has been a little jealous of that."
If you've always wanted to meet Justin, now that he's single, Friday is your chance. Justin will be at the 4:55, 7:00, and 9:45 pm showings of
Up at the AMC Century City 15 theater (the one off of Santa Monica Blvd.) He'll be the guy standing in the corner, leering at all the young girls.
Miley Cyrus arriving to a pilates studio in Toluca Lake (5/28)
+
It's Rihanna's bra [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures are Staged, Still Hot [Egotastic!]
+ Stephanie Pratt is dating that Asher Roth dude [
Just Jared]
+ Britain's Got Talent judge Amanda Holden nip slip (
NSFW) [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ The vacant eyes of Audrina Patridge [
Bastardly]
+ Olga Kurylenko has sexy legs [
Popoholic]
+ Why did Eva Mendes drop off the face of the planet? [
Lossip]
+ Heather Graham *almost* fit her tits into her dress [
Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Cameron Diaz wants a bigger ass [
Cele|bitchy]
Miley Cyrus bikini pics! (Bahamas - 5/16)
It's really been a banner month for pedophiles here on Celebslam. First we had some bikini pics of
Ali Lohan and now Miley Cyrus. I fully expect either a shotgun-toting Billy Ray Cyrus, the FBI, or that dude from
Dateline to be knocking on my door by lunchtime. Hopefully it's that dude from
Dateline because I would love some sweet tea or lemonade right now. I'd say the same about Michael Lohan knocking at my door but considering he barely knows he has a younger daughter (he thinks her name is Al-something), I don't think that's gonna happen.
NOTE: 87 -- count 'em --
87 more pics
on PAGE 2. Celebslam: Satisfying all your pedophiliac needs since 2006!
Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas heading to the Village Idiot restaurant in Hollywood
(4/11)
Don't know how I missed this yesterday but in
the post where I was implying that Miley Cyrus was having an illicit affair with ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas, part of Nick's fly was down. And Miley's totally staring at his ass. Good luck putting those impure thoughts into action, Miley. Nick has a purity ring. Thing is a force field against blowjobs. You'd have an easier time cracking the safe at the Bellagio than the rest of those buttons on his pants.
Miley Cyrus at Robeks Juice in Toluca Lake (4/12)
+ Drew Barrymore looks . . . sexy? [
The Bastardly]
+ This might be the best celebrity tattoo ever [
College Humor]
+ Scarlett Johansson denies losing a ton of weight [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+
Holly Madison working out in Spandex [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Miranda Kerr Looks Good in Lingerie [Egotastic!]
+ Dear god, Rosie O'Donnell has camel toe [
The Superficial]
+ Miranda Kerry in her natural habitat [
Popoholic]
+ Zac Efron is yoked [
Just Jared]
+
Shauna Sand gets creamed, doesn't swallow [Hollywood Tuna]
+ It's Jessica Simpson's ass! [
The Blemish]
+ Phil Spector is guilty of murder [
Dlisted]
+ Prepare for film magic [
Cele|bitchy]
+ Is that who Mel Gibson cheated with? [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Anyone need tickets to the celebrity gun show? [
CityRag]
Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas heading to the Village Idiot restaurant in Hollywood (4/11)
"Uh oh Justin" as in "Uh oh Justin Gaston," Miley's
pervert boyfriend. Their relationship may be in trouble, and not because Justin was finally arrested. Miley was seen having lunch yesterday in Hollywood with her ex-boyfriend, Nick Jonas. And honestly, I couldn't care less. So why am I posting this? Because of
this pic. That's Miley with Nick in his '67 Shelby Mustang GT500. That's right, the douchey kid from the Jonas Brothers drives one of the coolest cars ever made. Wow, I never thought I'd have so much in common with him. I don't mean in the sense that we both drive cool cars. I mean that we both drive Fords. '91 Escort. Power windows. Step bitch.
Miley Cyrus at Borelli/B2V Salon in West Hollywood (3/18)
Go ahead and buy your kids that delicious-looking box of Hannah Montana Peanut Chocolate Granola Bars . . . IF YOU WANT THEM ALL TO DIE!!! From the
National Enquirer:
There's been a safety recall of Disney Hannah Montana Peanut Chocolate Granola Bars due to possible salmonella contamination. The treats bearing Miley Cyrus' image contain nut products that are part of a wider peanut recall from earlier this year. The Canadian Food Inspection Agency and the Peanut Corporation of America has issued the recall. (Source)
First her music, now her food. Is there anything Miley gets involved with that doesn't make people nauseous? Since her snacks now induce vomiting, Miley can probably count on her sales skyrocketing amongst her fans. Because if there's one thing you can count on when dealing with pre-teen girls, it's
strong teeth sharp fingernails body-image issues.
