One of Miley Cyrus' tour buses crashed this morning outside of Richmond, VA, killing the driver. One other passenger was injured. Miley was not aboard. From Richmond's WTVR News:
Virginia State Police says the bus was traveling southbound when it went off the left hand side of the roadway and went about 100 yards before it ended up on its right side. 10 people were on board the bus when it went off the road and overturned.
They are members of the singer's production lighting crew and many of them were asleep at the time of the crash. They exited the wreckage through the front windshield.
The singer was not on board the wrecked bus. State police tell CBS 6 Cyrus was nowhere near the accident scene, though they cannot say for sure where the singer was at the time of the accident.
Recognizing that it would be insensitive to throw a concert just 2 days after a member of her crew was killed and another injured, Miley immediately canceled her show in Greensboro, NC, that was scheduled for Sunday, oh wait no, she didn't. I forgot, there's money to be made. Expect Billy Ray to leak a rumor in the next few hours that the bus driver liked boys. Miley would be crazy to cancel her concert for such a pervert!
I thought you had to be 18 to even enter a strip club, let alone perform during "Amateur Night." Seriously, how is this even legal? Miley's only 16! The owner of the club as well as all the perverts throwing dollar bills at her need to be arrested and thrown in jail, like, right now. How did her dad sign off on this?
UPDATE: I've just been informed that picture is actually from Miley's concert in Chicago Tuesday night. My mistake.
Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus performing on Good Morning America in New York (4/8)
Even though Miley Cyrus has a new (still illegal btw) boyfriend, her dad Billy Ray is still concerned. Oh c'mon, what's the worst that could happen? Oh right, Jamie Lynn Spears. Forgot about that little harlot. From the Chicago Sun Times:
While Miley Cyrus seems very smitten with Liam Hemsworth, her new beau and co-star in the upcoming "The Last Song," word has it her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, has concerns.
At 18, the Aussie actor is closer in age to his 16-year-old girlfriend than was her 21-year-old ex, model and country singer Justin Gaston, but Billy Ray still is uneasy. A source close to the ''Hannah Montana'' star tells me the ''all-controlling'' Papa Cyrus is worried the young couple's relationship is ''going too far, too fast.''
All this has led to heated arguments between father and daughter ''and is causing a lot of conflict in the family,'' said the source.
Billy Ray needs to understand that as the parent of a teenager, he won't have much control over who his daughter dates. However, if he wants to make sure that no guy derails Miley's career as a teenage pop star, all he has to do is keep her away from two types of men: backup dancers and 76-year-old Polish filmmakers.
What do you do when you're young and rich and want some privacy at a popular restaurant? Move to a private dining room? Nope. Find another restaurant? Nope. Rent the whole damn place out. From RadarOnline:
Miley Cyrus certainly lives up to the name of her chart-topping single Party in the U.S.A! After performing for a sold-out crowd last night at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, the teen superstar- along with her entourage of 100 pals- celebrated at the newly-opened Katsuya at L.A. Live, RadarOnline.com has learned. According to sources, Cyrus wanted privacy “no matter the cost” so she bought out the restaurant for the night.
If Miley really wanted the entire restaurant to herself, she didn't need to rent the place out -- she just needed to start singing. Her voice is a lot like the acoustic weapons (see here) the police are using on all the G-20 protesters this week in Pittsburgh: its sure to make anyone disperse. In unrelated and in no way am I bitter that a 16-year-old has so much money news, I learned last night that for $.12, Top Ramen mixed with a McDonald's ketchup packet makes for a surprisingly hearty dinner.
Miley Cyrus is pretty impressive. She posted a message to her Twitter about the paparazzi on Monday and managed to misspell 22% of the sentence. Wow, is there anything this girl can't do? The tweet:
In Miley's defense, she hasn't been to school since she was, like, seven. Rather than criticize her for her horrible spelling, we should be praising her for not coloring on the walls and eating paste.
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth filming The Last Song in Savannah, Georgia (6/16)
Remember the kissing scene Miley Cyrus had with that dude a few months back? Miley and him are dating now. Which is not sitting well with his girlfriend. Oops. From Woman's Day:
When Victorian teenager Laura Griffin saw her actor boyfriend of five years Liam Hemsworth passionately kissing the world's most famous teenager, Miley Cyrus, on the set of The Last Song, she believed he was only doing his job.
But as the 19-year-old student would soon discover, the love of her life was not acting at all — he had fallen head over heels for the Hannah Montanas star.
Even worse, Laura had to learn from friends that 19-year-old Liam was dating the teen star.
"He was my boyfriend and my best friend," Laura tells Woman's Day in an exclusive interview. "There is no other reason why we would have broken up." In the days since she found out her boyfriend had dumped her for Miley, 16, Laura has confessed on her Facebook site her "total utter regret", that she's suffering "depression of some sort", and that she has "tears streaming".
Meanwhile, the millionaire US actress is using Twitter to bask in the joy of her romance with former Neighbours star Liam. "Against all odds I fell in love," she wrote recently.
"I think I'll just sit around and eat sushi and watch Liar Liar with Liam."
Poor Laura, she never had a chance. How was she supposed to compete with Miley's lookstalent bank account? Hopefully Laura's learned an important lesson from this whole experience: Love is blind . . . unless a horny teenager with millions of dollars wants your man. Of course, if Laura ever gets depressed, she can always turn to someone else who's been through the exact same situation she has: Shar Jackson.
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Miley Cyrus performing at the Teen Choice Awards at the Gibson Amphitheater in Universal City (8/9)
I think the question we should be asking ourselves about these Miley Cyrus pics is, really, why wouldn't you incorporate a stripper pole into your performance at an awards show whose target audience is impressionable girls, ages 10-14.
Miley Cyrus missed out on a $175,000 payday because the Disney film Bolt didn't live up to expectations at the box office. From TMZ:
We got our hands on Miley's contract -- filed with the court -- which says she was paid $10,000 a day for the voice-over work. But here's the rub, if the movie had grossed $125 million domestically, Miley would have pulled in an extra $175,000 ... and then another huge pile of cash for every $25 million above that. The final domestic gross: $114 million.
You hear that? That's me playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin for Miley. You know what I'm eating for breakfast right now? Top Ramen. Fuck you Miley and your $10,000/day voice-over work.
