Paparazzi photos from Saturday, February 4 and Sunday, February 5
Miley Cyrus (and her boyfriend
Liam Hemsworth) out for lunch in Studio City (
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Olivia Wilde leaving Starbucks in Los Feliz (
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Vanessa Hudgens and her sister
Stella Hudgens arriving at a nail salon in Burbank (
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Vanessa Minnillo leaving the Stacey Todd boutique in Sherman Oaks (
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Alessandra Ambrosio and her fiance
Jamie Mazur arriving for a flight at LAX airport (
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Shenae Grimes on the set of 90210 in Malibu (
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Michelle Rodriguez leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills (
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Malin Akerman out for a walk in Los Feliz (
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Emma Stone arriving at Rio De Janeiro International Airport in Brazil (
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Kim Kardashian out and about in Beverly Hills (
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Michael J. Fox in St. Barts (
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Hilary Duff arriving at the Montage Hotel in Beverly Hills (
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Amber Heard shopping in West Hollywood (
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*134 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Miley Cyrus leaving Spot! pet store in Hollywood (1/20)
This sounds more like something a 9-year-old would do, but Miley Cyrus
tweeted last night that she broke her ass doing a flip onto the couch. You can take the redneck outta Tennessee . . .:
"cracked my tail bone doing a front flip... on to the couch. thats like when i tripped over a pillow and broke my arm. #onlyme"
Broken tail bone after doing a "flip" onto the couch . . . broken arm after "tripping" over a pillow . . . I'm sure we'll see something next week about a black eye from "falling" into a table . . . I think I see what's really going on here. Miley has black friends and you're just going to have to deal with it, Billy Ray! This is 2012, for Christ's sake! Take your attitude back to the '50s!
*16 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:
Once you go black, you never go back . . . to yellow cake TMZ somehow got a hold of these pictures of Miley Cyrus at her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth's 22nd birthday party Saturday night at Club Icon in L.A. In
one of the pictures, Miley's holding a Long Island Iced Tea, which is weird because she's only 19. But who cares about that. A big black penis cake for a man's 22nd birthday? WTF? The only thing that makes sense is that Miley called the bakery ordering a cake "for him" and whoever was taking the order thought she said "for
Kim."
*10 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:
Miley Cyrus in Hawaii (12/29)
No doubt because of an insane case of the bong-induced munchies, Miley Cyrus packed on 15 pounds late last year. And then promptly spent $50k to lose it. It's fun being rich. From
In Touch Weekly:
A pal tells In Touch, the teen — who packed on the pounds late last year — enlisted the help of a nutritionist, chef and her old personal trainer, Harley Pasternak, to whip herself into bikini-ready shape ahead of her recent Hawaiian getaway with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. "Miley probably spent $50,000 to lose 15 pounds in a few weeks," the friend says. "She didn't care what it cost as long as she looked good!"
Cool, Miley dropped 50 large to shed some fat. I guess that's what one does when one has the means. I should be a nutritional consultant, because I could have saved her a ton of cash. I've delved into the human psyche on a goof and I learned one simple phrase to help women of all ages lose weight: "Hey fatass, why don't you skip lunch and stick a finger down your throat?" If you don't believe me, ask my ol' lady who's 5'10" and weights 95 pounds.
*32 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:
The 2012 People's Choice Awards Here's a ridiculously huge gallery I just threw together featuring the attractive people at last night's People's Choice Awards. Because let's face it, ugly people don't have souls. Seriously, what's up with those people?
Nina Dobrev (
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Elisha Cuthbert (
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Kristen Bell (
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Julianne Hough (
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Rachel Johnson (
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Lea Michele (
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Ginnifer Goodwin (
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Emma Stone (
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Shay Mitchell (
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Demi Lovato (
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Vanessa Hudgens (
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Cheryl Burke (
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Chloe Moretz (
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Kaley Cuoco (
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Lucy Hale (
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Jennifer Morrison (
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Stana Katic (
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Ashley Benson (
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Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs (
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Faith Hill (
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Miley Cyrus (
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Ashley Greene (
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Miley Cyrus in Hawaii (12/29)
You really can't blame Miley Cyrus for picking up smoking. She grew up in the '90s when practically no one talked about the dangers of cigarettes. Or was that the 1890s? I always get those decades confused . . .
ALTERNATE HEADLINE: Miley Cyrus' New Year's resolution to not get lung cancer is off to a bad start
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Miley Cyrus in Hawaii (12/29)
Miley Cyrus and I both agree:
Marijuana is a fantastic drug Have fun tomorrow night, stay safe, get too drunk. See ya' in 2012.
*32 Miley Cyrus bikini pictures total in the gallery:
I own those same shorts BREAKING: Miley Cyrus is acting exactly like most teenagers do when they're 19. EVERYBODY PANIC! From Star:
Miley Cyrus' life is spiraling out of control as she continues to make partying her No. 1 priority. "Miley has not been motivated with her career," a source tells Star. "Instead, she's been partying hard and boozing a lot. She's been missing business meetings and hasn't been writing any new music."
At her 19th birthday party at Beacher's Madhouse at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, Miley was spotted downing drink after drink. "She had a Corona Light in her hand almost the entire night," an eyewitness recalls. "She was doing shots of tequila and buying cocktails for strangers. She was drinking a ton and encouraging everyone to drink!" (Print Edition - 12/19)
I like what I'm hearing and seeing. I've always known that Miley was cool peeps, but I had no idea that she would bend over backwards to help deal with my carpal tunnel syndrome. All I gotta do is cut, copy, and paste "Miley Cyrus" into my library of Lindsay Lohan stories and this site can pretty much run itself for the next few years..
NOTE TO SELF: Auto-insert the following into all future stories about Miley -- "alcohol poisoning," "vehicular manslaughter," "thick fingers," "Samantha Ronson."
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There's a topless Miley Cyrus pics floating around Apparently there's a topless pic of Miley Cyrus circulating among her friends, and her dad Billy-Ray "ain't none too happy 'bout Jethro and Cooter getting a gander at her baby feeders." His words, of course. A "family insider" told the
National Enquirer:
"Billy Ray read Miley the riot act! He told her in no uncertain terms that she could seriously damage her career. But Miley has told her dad that she's almost 20 years old and an adult now. She's no longer a Disney princess!"
In the shocking photo, which The Enquirer has seen, Miley pulls down her white tank top to reveal her left breast. The picture was apparently snapped in 2008, but it's just now making the rounds among her friends.
"Billy Ray has reminded Miley that she still has a large following of impressionable young girls," said the source. "But he just doesn't know what to do about her anymore." (Print Edition - 12/12)
Billy, I feel as if we've had this conversation before. You're in no position to call out your work-horse. Your career is dead, but Miley can still squeeze just a few more drops of blood from that stone. Unless you figure out how to reanimate your life like a zombie from
The Walking Dead, you need to keep doing what you've had to do since your daughter was 10: masturbate to her antics and keep telling yourself that "it's just a phase."
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Miley Cyrus at the "CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute" at The Shrine Auditorium in L.A. (12/11)
On Sunday night Miley Cyrus was seen rocking some pretty nice cleavage at the "CNN Heroes" event in Los Angeles, leading many on the internets to speculate that she had a little work done. Not true says Miley:
"Thems is worthless as book-learning or teats on a boar hog"
Oops, wrong quote. But that definitely seems like something Miley would say. She actually
tweeted:
"Thank you for the compliment but these babies are all mine. I wish they'd realize you don't have to be fake to be beautiful! ... And I'm 19!!! BOOBS GROW PEOPLE!"
Miley has a point about not having to be fake. That's why I refuse to throw away my three wolf moon shirt just because my girlfriend thinks it's not fashionable and refuses to be seen in public with me wearing it. Let's people know I mean business. If you fuck with me, the pain train is gonna be rolling through your station, son.
*26 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery: