Mila Kunis


Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are married

It's bad enough she went and got knocked up by the guy, but did she have to go and marry him, too? You're dead to me, Mila Kunis. From People:
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are married. The stars tied the knot this weekend, a source tells People. Reps have not yet responded to requests for comment. According to another source, the wedding took place at The Secret Garden at Parrish Ranch in Oak Glen, California, a secluded spot surrounded by apple orchards, ponds and mountain views.
This is great for Mila. Ashton's only other marriage ended with him cheating on Demi Moore. In other words, before this weekend, he had cheated on 100% of his wives. Assuming he hasn't cheated on Mila in the day they've been married, now that percentage is down to 50%. Can't argue with the math. Goodbye, nagging trust issues!

*15 Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis pictures total in the gallery:

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Mila Kunis' stalker escapes from mental hospital

A guy convicted twice of stalking Mila Kunis escaped from a mental health facility Saturday in Pomona. Gee, what could possibly go wrong? Ok, yes, severed dog's head left on her doorstep. I mean, besides that. From the L.A. Times:
Stuart Lynn Dunn, 30, left Olive Vista Behavioral Health Center, a secure mental health facility in Pomona, about 8 p.m. Saturday and has not been seen since.

Dunn pleaded no contest in January 2013 to a felony count of stalking the "Black Swan" star and was confined to the center under the supervision of the county Probation Department, said Los Angeles County sheriff's Lt. Martin Rodriguez.

In February 2012, he pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor count of unauthorized entry of a dwelling after breaking into a vacant condo she owned and temporarily lived in. He made repeated calls seeking her personal information.
I can't help but think Mila is partly to blame for this. If she doesn't want Stuart following her around everywhere, she should quit sending him all those secret messages that only he can decipher. Mila blinks twice exactly five minutes into her latest movie? Sounds like a cut and dry invitation to break into her house and forcibly hold her against her will.

*5 Mila Kunis pictures total in the gallery:

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Mila Kunis leaving Go Greek Yogurt in Beverly Hills (2/19)

You can't blame a newly-single Gwyneth Paltrow for trying to get laid. But maybe she should hit on the guys who she knows aren't married. From the National Enquirer:
"Uncoupled" cutie Gwyneth Paltrow's bid to hit on Ashton Kutcher at a Malibu bash has wife Mila Kunis fuming! "Mila is furious!" said one partygoer. While the "Ted" beauty kept cool at the party, friends said she's looking for payback. "Mila won't let Gwyneth get away with humiliating her like that," the source added. (Print Edition - 4/27)
Let me see here. Gwyneth Paltrow is from Santa Barbara. Mila Kunis is from Ukraine. Gwyneth has cut one thing in her life: vine-ripened tomatoes from her organic garden in the backyard. Mila has been cutting things for years, but mainly bitches who cross her. I don't like the odds here. If I was Gwyneth, I would run far far away. May I suggest Syria?

*20 Mila Kunis pictures total in the gallery:

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Mila Kunis at the premiere of Jupiter Ascending at the TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (2/2)

Please note that Mila Kunis motorboat jokes are temporarily approved until August 2. Management thanks you for your cooperation.

*30 Mila Kunis pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, September 10

Mila Kunis leaving yoga class in L.A. (pics start here)

Kate Mara out and about in New York (pics start here)

Megan Fox at the Australian premiere of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in Sydney (pics start here)

Jourdan Dunn doing a photoshoot in New York (pics start here)

Model Nicole Trunfio shopping in New York (pics start here)

Lolo Jones leaving practice for Dancing with the Stars in L.A. (pics start here)

Zoe Saldana walking her dog in L.A. (pics start here)

Emmy Rossum arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Petra Nemcova at the Herve Leger show during New York Fashion Week (pics start here)

Charlie Hunnam at the Sons of Anarchy premiere at TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)

Bruce Willis and his wife Emma Heming arriving to watch the US Open in New York (pics start here)

Cara Delevingne at the premiere of The Face of an Angel at the Toronto International Film Festival (pics start here)

*107 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, August 26

Mila Kunis leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Ashley Greene out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Kate Beckinsale leaving Largo in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Goldie Hawn at a gas station in L.A. (pics start here)

Nicole Scherzinger arriving at her hotel in London (pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio at the Brentwood Country Mart (pics start here)

Selena Gomez out for lunch in L.A. (pics start here)

Anna Faris and Chris Pratt leaving Jinky's Cafe in Studio City (pics start here)

Diane Kruger out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Colin Farrell leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

*104 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mila Kunis Massive Pregnant Bump 1
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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, July 23

Mila Kunis leaving Lemonade restaurant in L.A. (pics start here)

Vanessa Lachey leaving a doctor's office in L.A. (pics start here)

Amber Heard visiting Johnny Depp on the set of Black Mass in Lynn, Massachusetts (pics start here)

Diane Kruger on the set of The Bridge in L.A. (pics start here)

Jason Bateman on the set of The Family Fang in New York (pics start here)

Elizabeth Berkley leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Nikki Reed on her way to a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Adrian Grenier leaving Barry's Bootcamp in The Hamptons (pics start here)

Mary-Kate Olsen in New York (pics start here)

Jason Biggs and his wife Jenny Mollen out and about in New York (pics start here)

Cheryl Cole and her husband Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini leaving a party celebrating their new marriage in London (pics start here)

Shia LaBeouf leaving an AA meeting in L.A. (pics start here)

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Mila Kunis is angry (5/12)

Mila Kunis went berserk on the paparazzi yesterday outside her home in the Hollywood Hills. Mila and Ashton Kutcher were walking their dog when the altercation occurred, and according to Flynet, "Ashton had to restrain her, guiding her back onto their property." I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that, during your second trimester, you're not supposed to get into screaming matches with the paparazzi. Dammit, Mila used to be so calm and cool. She has half an Ashton Kutcher growing inside of her, and suddenly she becomes an uptight douche bag. I'm not gonna lie -- I totally saw this coming.

*30 Mila Kunis sweatpants pictures total in the gallery:

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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis leaving Sweet Butter in Studio City (3/22)

I'm still hoping to wake up in a cold sweat because this is all just a nightmare, but a ton of sources are reporting that Mila Kunis is pregnant. And the father is her fiance Ashton Kutcher. Aw dammit. I was holding out hope about that last part. A source told Us:
"This is something they both wanted. They are both so happy."
So that makes two. Exactly two people on earth are happy about this.
Another source says Kutcher is "very happy" with the news of his fiancee's pregnancy, although he still remains resolutely private about his personal life. "Ashton has been very private and cut off more than he usually is," the insider tells Us.
At what point do babies develop a smug sense of self-righteousness? Because we might want to move that timeline up for a kid that's half Ashton Kutcher.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: Infant Trucker Hat company's stock soars.

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Mila Kunis leaving The French Market in West Hollywood (3/8)

Here's the first good look at Mila Kunis' gigantic engagement ring from Ashton Kutcher. Jewelers call that the "Sorry for Cheating on You in a Few Years When You're Not as Hot" model. That Ashton Kutcher, always planning for the future

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