Mila Kunis


Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis leaving Sweet Butter in Studio City (3/22)

I'm still hoping to wake up in a cold sweat because this is all just a nightmare, but a ton of sources are reporting that Mila Kunis is pregnant. And the father is her fiance Ashton Kutcher. Aw dammit. I was holding out hope about that last part. A source told Us:
"This is something they both wanted. They are both so happy."
So that makes two. Exactly two people on earth are happy about this.
Another source says Kutcher is "very happy" with the news of his fiancee's pregnancy, although he still remains resolutely private about his personal life. "Ashton has been very private and cut off more than he usually is," the insider tells Us.
At what point do babies develop a smug sense of self-righteousness? Because we might want to move that timeline up for a kid that's half Ashton Kutcher.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: Infant Trucker Hat company's stock soars.

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Mila Kunis leaving The French Market in West Hollywood (3/8)

Here's the first good look at Mila Kunis' gigantic engagement ring from Ashton Kutcher. Jewelers call that the "Sorry for Cheating on You in a Few Years When You're Not as Hot" model. That Ashton Kutcher, always planning for the future

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Paparazzi photos from Monday, March 3

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis walking their dogs in L.A. (pics start here)

Kendall Jenner out and about in Paris (pics start here)

Julianne Hough on her way to lunch at Joan's on Third in L.A. (pics start here)

Model Ana Braga in Miami (pics start here)

Katy Perry arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Brenda Song on her way to a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens on her way to pilates class in Studio City (pics start here)

Rihanna leaving a restaurant in Paris (pics start here)

Ashley Greene on her way to a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Emma Watson arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio leaving a gym in Brentwood (pics start here)

Bruce Willis and Emma Heming leaving Crossroads restaurant in Malibu (pics start here)

Jessica Alba out and about in Paris (pics start here)

*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis at the Lakers-Jazz game at The Staples Center in L.A. (1/3)

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are officially engaged. Mila was spotted wearing a huge diamond ring yesterday in L.A., and sources have confirmed to both People and Us Weekly that the two are engaged. Congratulations, I guess. There was a time when Ashton loved Demi Moore just as much as he now loves Mila, and he ended up cheating on her and blowing up their marriage. So good luck sleeping, Mila, when Ashton calls to tell you an unexpected business trip came up. "Is that Poison in the background . . . are you at a strip club?"

*15 Ashton and Mila pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, February 4

Mila Kunis at Jacksonville International Airport (pics start here)

Julianne Hough shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Lea Michele leaving a juice bar in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Joyce Giraud doing on the set of a photoshoot in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Eva Mendes going through security at LAX airport (pics start here)

Rosario Dawson out and about in New York (pics start here)

Sheryl Crow leaving The Lowry Hotel in Manchester, U.K. (pics start here)

Mark Wahlberg on the set of The Gambler in Downtown L.A. (pics start here)

Kat Von D out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren leaving Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Eva Herzigova launching the first edition of Italian Project Runway in Milan (pics start here)

Eliza Doolittle arriving home in London (pics start here)

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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, January 15

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis walking their dogs in L.A. (pics start here)

Brazilian model Julia Pereira in Miami (pics start here)

Kiefer Sutherland leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kat Von D leaving Coffee Bean in West Hollwyood (pics start here)

Lindsay Lohan leaving Boujis nightclub in London (pics start here)

Thandie Newton out and about in London (pics start here)

Gina Gershon leaving BOA Steakhouse in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jessica Lowndes leaving Toast in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Khloe Kardashian and Kendall Jenner leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Pippa Middleton out for lunch in London (pics start here)

Alec Baldwin leaving Starbucks in New York (pics start here)

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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher at a park in L.A. (12/1)

Mila Kunis is not happy. For some strange reason, she really wants to marry confirmed cheater Ashton Kutcher. Ashton's down, but he wants a prenup to protect his "$100 million+ fortune." You heard that right. The trucker-hat-wearing-douchebag from Punk'd is worth nine digits. An insider revealed to the National Enquirer:
"Ashton wants to protect the massive fortune he's earned, but Mila is resisting. She's royally insulted because she stood patiently by his side throughout  his fight with Demi. They're both so bullheaded, and neither is budging. This money battle is threatening to wreck their romance.

"Mila was so relieved when Ashton finally resolved things with Demi, then days later he tells her he'll only marry her if she agrees to sign a prenup. But Mila is very traditional and feels that a prenup is a bad omen." (Print Edition 12/16)
I can understand why Ashton needs a prenup -- the douchebag knows as well as the rest of us that he backed his way into that $100 million nut, and there's no way in hell he should be that rich -- I don't give a shit if he owns the trucker hat company or not. My advice to Mila is to not give in. We already know that Ashton will slowly leech Mila's lifeforce to stay relevant for another 10 years as his contract with Satan demands, so why not get paid for it? In the end, Mila's career will be over, but it's up to her how she will then live the rest of her life. She can be an unemployed actress living off Ashton's ill-begotten loot, or she can be an unemployed actress huffing samples at Ace Hardware like she's some sort of goddam paint connoisseur. Do the right thing, Mila, and take this asshole for everything you can.

*30 Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis pictures total in the gallery:

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Mila Kunis shopping in Tampa Bay, Florida (12/7)

Mila Kunis was spotted shopping in Tampa Bay over the weekend, and that definitely looks like a ring -- albeit a small one -- on her finger. Probably smart to marry Ashton ASAP if you're Mila. He only got caught cheating on his last wife once. Chivalrous guys like that just don't exist anymore.

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Mila Kunis is horny, like, 24/7

Wow, this story would be really romantic if I didn't hate Ashton Kutcher's face. I hate you, Ashton Kutcher's face! From Us Weekly:
Laura Prepon isn't surprised at all by Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis' relationship! The 33-year-old actress revealed to Us Weekly that her former That '70s Show costars, dating for over a year, are the real deal.

"It's incredible!" she told Us at the Variety Pre-Emmy Party in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Friday, Sept. 20. "I wasn't surprised either," she said of the couple's budding romance.

"They're like my family," she said. The friends are so close that the Orange is the New Black actress also revealed that Kutcher, 35, was indeed Kunis' first kiss. "He was. He was," she confirmed. Kutcher and Kunis' characters, Michael Kelso and Jackie Burkhart, dated on the show.
Oh my God, who gives a shit about which ass-clown gave Mila her first peck on the kisser? This isn't Tiger Beat magazine, kids -- you all know by now that Celebslam brings it way fucking harder than that (except when we're writing about who Justin Bieber has a crush on *giggles*). Plus, a first kiss story doesn't sell when it's about a chick who used to let Macaulay "Dead Man Walking" Culkin use her as a mortician's embalming table. Now, had the story been about the first time Ashton gave Mila the ol' douche injection through the adjustment hole in his stupid trucker hat, then it's worth my time.

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, September 3

Mila Kunis on the way to her grandpa's house in Hollywood (pics start here)

Kate Bosworth and her husband Michael Polish arriving on a flight at LAX (pics start here)

Model Daisy Lowe takes her dog for a walk in London, England (pics start here)

Lady Gaga out and about in London, England (pics start here)

Dianna Agron getting coffee in New York (pics start here)

Kimberly Stewart getting coffee before her workout in Studio City (pics start here)

Model Behati Prinsloo out and about in New York (pics start here)

Taylor Swift shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Ellen Pompeo arriving on a flight at LAX (pics start here)

Terrence Howard departing on a flight at LAX (pics start here)

Jennifer Garner picking up her daughter from school in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Alyson Hannigan shopping on Robertson Blvd in Los Angeles (pics start here)

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