Mike Sorrentino

Caption time!


Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on vacation in Oahu (3/18)

MY CAPTION: "You look thirsty. Care for a 'Date Rape Daiquiri'? It's my specialty."

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

*10 The Situation pictures total in the gallery:

  • The Situation Spitting Game 1
  • The Situation Spitting Game 2
  • The Situation Spitting Game 3
  • The Situation Spitting Game 4
  • The Situation Spitting Game 5
  • The Situation Spitting Game 6
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  • The Situation Spitting Game 10
March 22, 2011
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Please go away


Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino at Rehab at The Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas (7/4)

The Jersey Shore douchebags are slowly taking over the universe. They must all be killed . . . WITH FIRE! From the New York Post:
The Situation is about to get even bigger. "Jersey Shore" star Mike Sorrentino is launching a muscle-boosting vitamin supplement brand that promises to turn users into something like himself. Sorrentino, famed for his rock-hard abs, "expects to be a millionaire by the end of 2010" with his pre-workout tablets NoX Edge, sources said. The Sitch, who this week celebrated what he claimed was his 29th birthday, will be flaunting his new product in the run-up to "Jersey Shore" season two, which starts at the end of the month.
If this guy really wants to hock products that will "turn users into something like himself," he should focus less on vitamin supplements and more on tanning beds, hair gel, and lobotomies. Besides, the only type of pills this douchebag knows anything about are the kind that get slipped into chicks' drinks. Will Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino become "a millionaire by the end of 2010"? Sure . . . if he attaches an oil rig to his hair.

*25 pictures total in the gallery:

  • The Situation Steroids 1
  • The Situation Steroids 2
  • The Situation Steroids 3
  • The Situation Steroids 4
  • The Situation Steroids 5
  • The Situation Steroids 1
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  • The Situation Steroids 15
July 09, 2010
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