Mike Comrie

Hilary Duff [and husband Mike Comrie] leaving Joan's On Third restaurant in West Hollywood (8/22)

+ You have got to be kidding me [The Superficial]

+ For those of you into spanking . . . [Celebuzz]
+ Taylor Momsen is one slutty teen [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Tarney Halle seems like a woman I should get to know [IDLYITW]
+ Hilary Duff in a ridiculously tight dress [Popoholic]

+ Damn, sad news for Martin Short [PopEater]
+ Leo DiCaprio started a fight with a woman? [Just Jared]
+ Kelly Brook's hotness takes a day off [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Irina Shayk showing some cleavage [moejackson]

+ Skateboard betrays skateboarder [College Humor]
+ Kiefer Sutherland getting drunk [The Blemish]
+ Gee, what a shock [Dlisted]
+ Lindsay Lohan DEMANDS an apology! [Cele|bitchy]

*28 photos total in the gallery:

Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie leaving Trousdale nightclub in Hollywood (5/7)

Remember how awesome it was when Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie got engaged in February? *makes blowjob motion with hand and mouth* It's been all downhill since then. From Star:

Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie are hitting some major speed bumps on their journey to the altar! The pair, who got engaged in February after two years together, have been increasingly butting heads, and had a particularly nasty spat while at L.A. nightclub Voyeur on May 28. "Hilary and Mike were yelling at each other in front of a bunch of friends," says a source. "She got so annoyed at one point, she stuck her hand in his face to shut him up."

The couple's problems seem to worsen when Edmonton Oilers player Mike, 29, and Hilary, 22, have a few drinks out a night, the source adds. "Mike can get pretty jealous, and has a temper. They get along much better during quiet evenings at home." (Print Edition - 6/21)

Hilary better be careful when arguing with Mike. If there's one thing hockey players know a lot about, it's knocking out teeth -- and Hilary's mouth poses a pretty easy target. If Hilary wants this relationship to last, she's going to have to find a way to calm Mike's temper and keep him docile. The best way to do that with any professional athlete: give him a coloring book.

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Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie in Maui, shortly after he proposed (2/18)

So remember that story earlier about Hilary Duff's fiancé Mike Comrie spending $1 million on her engagement ring? Pretty sure she found his credit card statement.

Hilary Duff leaving Katsuya restaurant in Hollywood (2/22)

Hilary Duff and her new fiancé Mike Comrie celebrated their engagement last night by hitting up Katsuya restaurant in Hollywood. Notice in these pictures that Hilary has a huge smile on her face. That might be because she was wearing a MILLION DOLLAR RING. From E!:

Hilary Duff's NHL-playing fiancé, Mike Comrie, knows how to give good ice.   A source close to the Edmonton Oilers center, 29, tells us that the engagement ring he gave the former Disney star, 22, cost—gulp—$1 million.

The source tells us that Comrie bought the14-karat princess-cut sparkler in Las Vegas. After two years of dating, Comrie popped the question while he and Duff were on a recent vacation in Hawaii.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down buddy. Cool it with the million dollar rings. You're engaged to Hilary Duff, not Miss Universe. Her shit stinks just as bad as mine. Miss Universe's on the other hand, smells like cinnamon rolls. Kirstie Alley's does, too, but that's because she has actual cinnamon rolls in it. OK, this is getting kind of gross . . .

Mike Comrie and Hilary Duff in the Bahamas (1/22)

Attention Hilary Duff's boyfriend Mike Comrie: She's probably cheating on you with that pussy from The Notebook (that one movie where Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams die in each other's arms at the end) . . . I'm sorry you had to find out this way. I mean about The Notebook. I just assumed you had already seen it. My bad. From the National Enquirer:

Former Disney child stars Hilary Duff and Ryan Gosling exchanged phone numbers after flirting openly all night at Hollywood's Bardot on Jan. 5. Hilary's hockey player boyfriend (Mike Comrie) might not like that! (Print Edition - 1/26)

Wait, that guy's a hockey player? I thought hockey players were supposed to be big and strong and intimidating. Look at the guy. He doesn't even know how to properly drag a woman away. Everyone knows you have to wrap your arms around the torso for even weight distribution. You try pulling a woman into your cargo van with your arms wrapped around her shoulders like that. Am I right fellas or am I right! High five!