Of course Mika's playing this all wrong. You must embrace Paris Hilton. Because without Paris we wouldn't get to use fun terms like "gaping," "bottomless," and "nine on one."
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Don't worry, I've never heard of her either. I guess she works for MSNBC or something. Anyways she was supposed to lead with the Paris Hilton story yesterday during her news update but accidentally tore it up and put it in a paper shredder. Oops!
