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Mick Jagger leaving a gallery in London (4/2)

"For my next trick -- with the help of these special shoes -- I will make appear that I'm nearly 5 foot 7."

[Pacific Coast News]

Though he's bedded thousands of women, rock-legend Mick Jagger is rumored to have a tiny member. Just last week, former supermodel Janice Dickinson (Editor's Note: stress on the former) told BBC host Jonathan Ross that Mick had a "very small penis." This week we have what movie director Julien Temple revealed to BBC Radio 4's about the drastic measures Mick took to enlarge his penis while filming scenes for the 1982 adventure epic Fitzcarraldo:

"It involved putting bamboo over the male member and filling it with stinger bees so the member attained the size of the bamboo. Mick spent months in the jungle in Peru. He was going mad out there I think." (Source)

Hold on a second, I'm writing this down ... bees ... bamboo ... penis .... OK--got it. Wow, I'd be a fool not to try to this! Hopefully a jar of mosquitos and an empty toilet paper roll are acceptable substitutes. I'm between paychecks right now.

Mick Jagger eats so much ice cream, he needs a separate fridge when traveling:

I’VE heard of some wacky room service requests from rock stars, but MICK JAGGER’s takes some licking.

The ROLLING STONE ordered an American-style fridge to be installed in his hotel room in Wales — to store his giant supply of ice-cream. The old rocker apparently uses tubs of the stuff to cool down his vocal chords after concerts. He recently cancelled a string of gigs in Spain after suffering a sore throat.

I think Mick has the right idea. If I was famous, I'd be requesting all sorts of crazy shit from hotels. I'd make all hotel staff communicate with me using one word sentences only. I would order room service but require all food be served on a manhole cover instead of a plate. I'd call the front desk at 3am and *demand* that 14 traffic cones be delivered to my room immediately. I'd basically become a crazier version of Mariah Carey, if you can even fathom that.