
Michelle Williams
ichelle Williams at the New York premiere of Sex and the City: The Movie (5/27)
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I think Michelle Williams' mom or cousin works at the New York Post because here's what they printed this morning:
TWO days after announcing her split with Heath Ledger, a chic Michelle Williams strutted her stuff at Park Slope watering hole Union Hall. The stunning mother of 23-month- old daughter Matilda sported super high heels for a night out with the girls Sunday. "She looked gorgeous with her sleek bob and seemed happy," said one onlooker. "She was definitely showing it off." (Source)
WTF? Am I trapped in some fucked-up bizzaro world where women like Michelle Williams are considered gorgeous and stunning? If anything is stunning about this chick, it's how closely she resembles a Little Leaguer. Honestly, I'd rather make out with a broken bottle.

Did Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams secretly get married? Ledger was recently spotted wearing a wedding ring while out and about with the couple's daughter, Matilda. Last month news came out that the two has secretly applied for a marriage license in Brooklyn. Williams and Ledger originally met on the set of Brokeback Mountain. Which is precisely the reason why I hope this story is true. Can you imagine the uncomfortable conversations that would certainly occur with their grandchildren. "Grandma, Grandpa, where did you guys meet?" "We met on the set of a movie where Grandpa was playing a cowboy who, uh...liked to give oral to dudes."