Michelle Trachtenberg


Jonah Hill out and about in New York (8/10)

This is one of the more random Hollywood fights that I can remember, but apparently Michelle Trachtenberg is fighting with Jonah Hill because he was a dick to her years ago. The two got into it last week at Charlotte Ronson's birthday party in New York. From the New York Daily News:
Around 1 a.m., Hill approached a gaggle of girls that included [Michelle Trachtenberg] on the roof-deck of the Bowery Hotel to say goodbye to one lady in particular. Trachtenberg "told him they had met at Saturday Night Live a while back, but [at the time] Jonah would only talk to Blake Lively. She accused him of being rude to her, and said she had told her mom about it," recalls the guest.

But the "21 Jump Street" star wasn't biting: The source says Hill looked directly at Trachtenberg and responded, "I don't know you." The 26-year-old brunette then "awkwardly ended the conversation" and headed toward the steps with a male companion.
"I don't know you, therefore the great Jonah Feldstein cannot be cordial in the slightest way." That's what fatboy is saying, right? Geez, what a douchebag. Not a smart move for a guy who sells himself as being an Average Joe who got lucky. Well, tubby, you did get lucky. You happened to be in the right place at the right time when Judd Apatow was looking to cast a morbidly obese weirdo in The 40-Year-Old Virgin, and you've been able to underwhelm your way through movie after movie ever since. Remember the old saying, manboobs: "Be nice to the people you meet on the way up, because when the ladder breaks under the enormous stress your disgustingly fat body puts on it, everybody will laugh when you hit the ground and splatter like a bag of shit thrown from an airplane."

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Michelle Trachtenberg in the June issue of FHM South Africa

+ Kate Upton looking gorgeous as hell [The Superficial]

+ David Beckham is topless [Celebuzz]
+ Doutzen Kroes' sexy bikini photoshoot (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ The hottest baseball WAGs to watch in 2012 [Linkiest]
+ Nicole Scherzinger has a bit of a wedgie [Popoholic]

+ Alyssa Miller posed for some new bikini pcs [Guyism]
+ JWoww's boobs busting out [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Doutzen Kroes, Lindsay Ellingson, and Lais Ribeiro. So hot. [Brobible]
+ Francia Raisa has dressed sexier [moejackson]

+ Eva Mendes satisfying her caffeine fix [Just Jared]
+ Oh look, another bill that Lindsay hasn't paid [The Blemish]
+ What a couple of sexy bitches [Dlisted]
+ Brad Pitt sounds like a bit of a pussy [Cele|bitchy]

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Michelle Trachtenberg at the premiere of Take Me Home Tonight in L.A. (3/2)

Hey Michelle Trachtenberg. You know that guy you've been messing around with? The hockey player dude? He has a girlfriend. From the New York Post:
New York Rangers star Brandon Prust has been caught red-lipped. After we reported yesterday that he's been getting cozy with "Gossip Girl" star Michelle Trachtenberg, his beautiful girlfriend of a year, Marie-Pier Morin, who's now in Canada, burst into tears, our source said. "He makes out with other girls all the time, like all the time," said a different source who's seen him lock lips with women at Gold Bar and 1Oak.
Wait, wait, wait -- are we supposed to believe that a professional athlete worth millions of dollars cheated with an attractive woman who wasn't his girlfriend? I, for one, don't believe it. At least, I don't believe that they just made out. Making out with chicks is a lot like listening to Sarah Palin try to explain how she plans on fixing the economy -- at first it makes you horny, and you may even pop an erection, but then you realize that it's all just lip service.

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John Mayer leaving Toast Bakery Cafe in West Hollywood (8/16)

John Mayer turned down something with two arms, two legs, and a vagina? Is he not feeling well? From the New York Post:
"Gossip Girl" star Michelle Trachtenberg cozied up to John Mayer  at Soho House in Los Angeles the other night. "Michelle was bouncy and flirty. She seemed smitten with him," said one witness. But the singer/guitarist "seemed too cool for school and non-expressive." A flack for Mayer had no comment
It must be nice pulling so much ass that you can actually reject Michelle Trachtenberg. I'd sell my kidney, little sister, and top secret Pentagon secrets just to smell her dirty underwear  collect the hair from her shower drain  meet her in person. I bet the real reason John blew her off is probably because he's now in a committed relationship -- with every contestant that was in the Miss Universe pageant.

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Michelle Trachtenberg got fat

The picture on the left was taken at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last November. The picture on the right was taken earlier this month at the The American Museum of Natural History's "Museum Dance." So, roughly a four-month gap. In related news, Random House announced yesterday that Michelle's new book The Joy of Bacon -- which coincidentally took four-months to write --- is finished and set to hit store shelves this summer.

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Michelle Trachtenberg out and about in Beverly Hills (5/30)

+ Anne Hathaway has a good upskirt defense [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Halle Berry sexually assaults Jamie Foxx [The Superficial]
+ Pink turned Cary Hart into a pussy [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Leighton Meester's Ass Revealing Dress is Awesome [Egotastic!]
+ Boobies! (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Miranda Kerr is naked, tied to a tree [Popoholic]

+ Shia LaBeouf to star in Wall Street 2 Michael Douglas [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ How to order a phonebook hooker [Holy Taco]
+ Leona Lewis showing off her huge boobs [A Socialite's Life]
+ Those are some crazy freaking eyes [Dlisted]

+ Wow, she is really really hot [Double Viking]
+ Sara Lime is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Joanna Krupa loves getting naked, thanks to the Pope [Busted Coverage]
+ Bono fondling his junk [Attuworld]

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Michelle Trachtenberg shopping at Rumor boutique in Sherman Oaks (2/5)

+ Your Jessica Alba smoking hot pic of the week [College Humor]

+ That's what a gold digger looks like [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Isla Fisher is Alluring [Egotastic!]
+ Any site looks better with bacon [Holy Taco]
+ Video of Ashlee Simpson being a drunken dumbass [College Humor]

+ Lucy Pinder is STACKED [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Classic Emmanuelle Chriqui hotness [Bastardly]
+ Gisele Bundchen looking crazy hot in Elle [Popoholic]
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt is letting herself go [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Celebrities love their crackberrys [CityRag]
+ Jake Gyllenhaal's sperm might actually work [A Socialite's Life]
+ Salma Hayek breast fed another woman's baby [Yeeeah!]
+ Afro Samurai owns [popbytes]

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