Michelle Trachtenberg at the premiere of Take Me Home Tonight in L.A. (3/2)
Hey Michelle Trachtenberg. You know that guy you've been messing around with? The hockey player dude? He has a girlfriend. From the
New York Post:
New York Rangers star Brandon Prust has been caught red-lipped. After we reported yesterday that he's been getting cozy with "Gossip Girl" star Michelle Trachtenberg, his beautiful girlfriend of a year, Marie-Pier Morin, who's now in Canada, burst into tears, our source said. "He makes out with other girls all the time, like all the time," said a different source who's seen him lock lips with women at Gold Bar and 1Oak.
Wait, wait, wait -- are we supposed to believe that a professional athlete worth millions of dollars cheated with an attractive woman who wasn't his girlfriend? I, for one, don't believe it. At least, I don't believe that they just made out. Making out with chicks is a lot like listening to Sarah Palin try to explain how she plans on fixing the economy -- at first it makes you horny, and you may even pop an erection, but then you realize that it's all just lip service.
*21 Michelle Trachtenberg pictures total in the gallery:
John Mayer leaving Toast Bakery Cafe in West Hollywood (8/16)
John Mayer turned down something with two arms, two legs, and a vagina? Is he not feeling well? From the
New York Post:
"Gossip Girl" star Michelle Trachtenberg cozied up to John Mayer at Soho House in Los Angeles the other night. "Michelle was bouncy and flirty. She seemed smitten with him," said one witness. But the singer/guitarist "seemed too cool for school and non-expressive." A flack for Mayer had no comment
It must be nice pulling so much ass that you can actually reject Michelle Trachtenberg. I'd sell my kidney, little sister, and top secret Pentagon secrets just to
smell her dirty underwear collect the hair from her shower drain meet her in person. I bet the real reason John blew her off is probably because he's now in a committed relationship -- with every contestant that was in the Miss Universe pageant.
*15 John Mayer pictures total in the gallery:
Michelle Trachtenberg got fat The picture on the left was taken at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last November. The picture on the right was taken earlier this month at the The American Museum of Natural History's "Museum Dance." So, roughly a four-month gap. In related news, Random House announced yesterday that Michelle's new book
The Joy of Bacon -- which coincidentally took four-months to write --- is finished and set to hit store shelves this summer.
*10 pics total in the gallery:
Michelle Trachtenberg shopping at Rumor boutique in Sherman Oaks (2/5)
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