Michelle Rounds

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the Moet & Chandon Etoile Awards in London (9/19)

Mentioned last month that Rosie O'Donnell (coincidence: the woman above is also named Rosie) has a hot new girlfriend, "sexy" businesswoman Michelle Rounds. They've only been dating for a few months, but Rosie's already giving her the "cupcake treatment": she wants to be in her, near her, and around her at all times. Which, shockingly, isn't going too well. From the National Enquirer:

"The warp speed at which Rosie has been pursing Michelle has left her head spinning," revealed a source. "But Rosie just won't let up! While the romance is still in the puppy love stage, Rosie is like a giddy teenager and her behavior is verging on obsession."

She's been calling and texting Michelle "constantly, just to check in" even when her girlfriend is at work! "Michelle has a busy, stressful job as a headhunter for firms seeking information technology professionals," explained the source. "And to have Rosie pestering her at work isn't sitting well with her bosses and colleagues, especially when she's interrupted during important meetings." (Print Edition)

Either this Michelle chick has fingers like Arsenio Hall or she's sporting a double-jointed tongue -- why else would Rosie be so infatuated with her? Let's just hope for Michelle's sake that she has the one trait that's required of any woman that dates Rosie: blindness deafness no gag reflex. Otherwise, the bedroom might get kind of messy every time Rosie takes her clothes off.

*15 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley pictures total in the gallery:

Rosie O'Donnell has a new girlfriend

C'mon you didn't think I'd let the whole week go by without at least one ultra-sexy story, did you? Take it away Chicago Sun Times:

Now we know the identity of the beautiful, mysterious blonde who has been spotted at Rosie O’Donnell’s side on several occasions, including the TV talker’s house hunting here. The new gal pal is Michelle Rounds, a top headhunter who specializes in information technology companies. The duo met a few months ago at a New York Starbucks.

This story just goes to prove that money and fame can get ANYONE laid. I mean, if this Michelle chick really is decent looking, she could probably hook up with a ton of other lesbians that are better-looking than Rosie -- like Amber Heard or Justin Bieber. Of course, on a certain level, it does kind of make sense that Rosie's so popular with the ladies. As someone who grew up so close to New Jersey, she's probably really good at the fist pump.

*5 Rosie O'Donnell pictures total in the gallery: