Michelle Rodriguez

Michelle Rodriguez in Miami (4/27)

How cold was the water in Miami this weekend? Very.

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Michelle Rodriguez at the Hotel du Cap-Eden Roc in Antibes, France (5/23)

Taking a break from the Cannes Film Festival, Michelle Rodriguez went for a little swim today at the Hotel du Cap-Eden Roc (about 20 minutes east of Cannes). That asshole Alec Baldwin was there, too. But you probably already knew that from the look of contempt/fear on Michelle's face. Seriously, fuck that guy.

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Michelle Rodriguez bikini pics!

Continuing her European vacation (what's it been, eight months now?), here's some pics of Michelle Rodriguez in Formentera yesterday. Wow, she looks incredible. You can barely tell that she used to have a cock.

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Michelle Rodriguez boarding a boat in Monte Carlo, Monaco (5/28)

For the second time in as many weeks, Michelle Rodriguez showed off her cavernous butt crack. If she was balls deep in a Russian model named Olga, this picture would remind me a lot of my summer vacation last year. It's uncanny!

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Michelle Rodriguez at the Eden Roc Hotel in Antibes, France (5/15)

+ Y u so sexy Selena Gomez? [The Superficial]

+ Victoria Justice's sext new cover art [Celebuzz]
+ Ciara looking hot as hell in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Charlie Sheen is a fucking idiot [PopEater]
+ Even more Jessica Alba bikini pics [Popoholic]

+ Salma Hayek showing a hint of cleavage [Caught on Set]
+ "I did not sleep with Pau Gasol's woman." [Guyism]
+ Olivia Munn showing a little skin [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Audrina Patridge is in a bikini [moejackson]

+ Kate Bosworth is just plain pretty [Just Jared]
+ I, for one, am SHOCKED by this SHOCKING news [The Blemish]
+ Spray tan much? [Dlisted]
+ Penelope Cruz' prettiest photoshoot ever? [Cele|bitchy]

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Michelle Rodriguez is HAMMERED

Vanessa Hudgens wasn't the only one who got hammered last night at VIP nightclub in Cannes. Michelle Rodriguez also partook in the social practice of alcohol consumption. That's her leaving the club, right before she met up with Vanessa in her hotel room and Vanessa's all like 'no, I'm not sure I'll like this' and Michelle's all like 'just follow my lead you little slut' and then they started making out and feeling each other up and shit. I mean, maybe they did that. You can't prove that that didn't happen.

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Michelle Rodriguez at the 14th Annual Impact Awards Gala at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel (2/25)

Is it just me or is Michelle Rodriguez sorta hot now (as long as you overlook those chompers)? That's her at the Impact Awards in Beverly Hills last week weighing about 50 pounds less than she used to. It just goes to show that with an expensive personal trainer and top notch personal chef cooking you healthy gourmet meals, anyone can lose weight and get hot. No more excuses fatty.

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, November 16

Michelle Rodriguez at a press conference in support of the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Britney Spears arriving at a recording studio in Hollywood (pics start here)

Kellan Lutz leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Julie Benz at the 8th Annual "Lupus LA Hollywood Bag Ladies Luncheon" at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Tea Leoni filming Tower Heist in New York (pics start here)

Cat Deeley filming an episode of So You Think You Can Dance at High Line Park in New York (pics start here)

Shakira leaving the Ritz Hotel in Paris (pics start here)

Leighton Meester and Penn Badgley on the of Gossip Girl at Union Square in New York (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian out and about in New York (pics start here)

Natalie Imbruglia having lunch in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl leaving Snaidero Kitchen Design in West Hollywood (pics here)

Carmen Electra walking on the beach in Miami (pics start here)

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Michelle Rodriguez at the German premiere of Fast & Furious in Bochum (3/17)

I think it's important to remember to always go to a licensed dentist (i.e. not Mexico) when you decide to get new veneers. Unfortunately, Michelle Rodriguez didn't, and now she can't even keep her head up because of those massive things. Check with your local Better Business Bureau for a referral.