Michelle Rodriguez at The 3rd Annual Noble Awards in L.A.
Michelle Rodriguez has issued an apology after everyone freaked the fuck out because she made a joke about minorities and superheros. When asked by a TMZ
cameraman on Friday night if she'd be starring in The Green Lantern
, she said:
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Because of this whole 'minorities in Hollywood' thing. It's so stupid. It's like, you know, stop stealing all the white people's superheroes. Make up your own."
Because people are uptight assholes, she issued an apology via a Facebook video today:
"I said people should stop trying to steal white people superheroes. I guess it got taken out of context, because a lot of people got offended. There are many cultures in Hollywood that are not white and that can come up with their own mythology. I'm just saying that instead of trying to turn a girl character into a guy or instead of trying to turn a white character into a black character or Latin character, I think people should stop being lazy and people should make an effort in Hollywood to develop their own mythology."
*sigh* . . . If you actually got offended at what Michelle said, please join ISIS. Because there is nothing I would enjoy more than legally shooting at you.*15 Michelle Rodriguez pictures total in the gallery:
Michelle Rodriguez arriving to the Versace Spring/Summer 2015 show during Paris Fashion Week (1/25)
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Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron in Ibiza last month
So remember when Zac Efron and Michele Rodriguez were having their summer fling
and everyone said he was only with her for her money? Turns out he was only with her for her money. A source told OK!
"Zac nearly drained his bank accounts partying, so he's pretty broke while he waits for his profits from Neighbors to come in." reveals an insider. "He told Michelle that he couldn't afford to go to Europe, but she wanted him there and was happy to pay for his trip."
While pals of the Fast & Furious stat, 36, are worried that Zac [was] using her as a ticket to the good life, Michelle [didn't] mind playing sugar mama, at least for a little while. "Part of her may actually like paying, because it makes her feel powerful," says the source. "Plus, she's confident that Zac will pay her back when the checks start rolling in."
Okay, Zac Efron has officially jumped from pre-teen douchebag to full-blown stud. Not only did this guy turn one of Hollywood's most high-profile lesbians straight, but he got her to pay his way, too. The only explanation is that this guy's penis has magical powers that make gay women swoon -- like the ability to give bowl haircuts or spray bluefin-scented perfume.*20 Michelle Rodriguez pictures total in the gallery:
Michelle Rodriguez on a yacht off Ibiza, Spain
Rather than just a drunken, random hookup, Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez seem to be a legitimate couple now. The two were spotted hanging out together
in Sardinia last month, and now they're partying together in Ibiza. Possibly even as we speak. Especially if Zac had a little help to stay up all night, *wink*. An insider tells Us Weekly
"Zac and Michelle have great chemistry. They have a lot to talk about, a lot in common. They're having fun and it's deeper than a friends with benefits situation. I don't know what their long-term plans are but they're close and I think they'll make effort to spend more time with each other over the coming months."
Of course Star
has to rain on everyone's parade by claiming that Zac is only dating Michelle for her money because he's
blown through his fortune partying. Ugh, there's always skeptics when a younger man dates an older woman. It was the same way with me and Ms. Johnson down the street. "You're only dating a 94-year-old billionaire widow because she bought you that house . . . and car . . . and jet," they all said. Well excuse me, but she tells a mean story about the Great Depression, and I happened to fall in love. Assholes
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Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron in Porto Cervo, Sardinia
So I guess Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron are a thing now. That's the two of them on holiday together in Sardinia a few days ago. Michelle was dating Cara Delevingne as of a few months ago, but I guess she's back to dudes now. I'm the same way with pizza and burritos. Sometimes I just can't make up my mind. And sometimes I'll have them both at the same time. Burrito in my hand and pizza in my mouth. Mmmmmm, I'm getting hungry.*30 Michelle Rodriguez pictures total in the gallery:
Michelle Rodriguez bikini pics!
(Sardinia, Italy - 6/27)
Fresh off her break-up with Cara Delevingne, here's Michelle Rodriguez on vacation in Sardinia last week. Dating from the seventeenth century BCE, the archaeological site of Su Nuraxi di Barumini in central Sardinia is widely considered the most impressive expression of the Nuragic civilization in the world, and was included in the UNESCO list of World Heritage Sites in 1997. So if that shit ever comes up on Jeopardy, you totally owe me.
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Michelle Rodriguez at the Hotel Du Cap-Eden-Roc in Cap d'Antibes, France
Here's Michelle Rodriguez in Cap d'Antibes on Friday. That's the South of France for you mouth breathers. I bet you've only been there once! LOL!
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Michelle Rodriguez out and about during Paris Fashion Week
Michelle Rodriguez is so edgy. She's been walking around Paris in a see-through shirt and a black mask like the Mexican Lady Gaga (but with more singing talent). Meh. If she wants to be even edgier, she should run into a bank.
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Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevigne leaving L'Avenue restaurant in Paris
So I guess Michelle Rodriguez is not only in love with her model-of-the-moment girlfriend Cara Delevingne, but she wants a baby with her as well. I smell a sitcom in the future. I'm thinking ABC Family
. A friend of the actress told the Daily Mail
"Constantly, [Michelle] pushes boundaries and has been in trouble with the law, but really all of it is because she is desperate to be loved. Her mom and dad separated when she was a child and ever since Michelle has been yearning for some stability in her life. Sadly after years of dating older women and men like Olivier Martinez, nothing seemed to work out for her.
"But now Cara has come along, who is so much younger than the women she normally dates, but suddenly Michelle is happy again.So now Cara might be younger than her, but she honestly thinks this is 'the one'. Just before she met Cara she was talking about wanting a family within the next couple of years. She really wants a baby and wants one soon and now she has found Cara she thinks this could finally be the time to chase that dream.
"Sadly due to Michelle's troubled past, Cara's family are not so sure.They are not 100 per cent pro this relationship and are in some ways willing it to end."
What a beautiful story. Michelle and Cara are determined to be together forever in spite of their families' wishes. Sound familiar? It should -- it's a modern day Romeo and Juliet. William Shakespeare himself couldn't have penned a better ode to love . . . except instead of having the happy couple kill themselves, they're gonna scissor each other dry until the room stinks. Wait, did I say William Shakespeare? I meant Al Goldstein.*20 Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevigne pictures total in the gallery:
Michelle Rodriguez is butt-ass naked
I think Michelle is onto something here. I'm gonna get naked in yoga class tonight to find my inner balance. Odds are I'll be greeted with applause and warm smiles. Or pepper spray. Definitely one of those two.
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