Michelle Obama at the annual White House Easter Egg Roll in Washington, D.C. (4/21)
Is it wrong to look down the First Lady's shirt during an Easter egg hunt when she's standing two feet in front of the Easter Bunny? And more importantly, how long until I hear a knock on my door from the Secret Service? "Completely random cavity check, sir."
*15 Michelle Obama pictures total in the gallery:
Sarah Jessica Parker listening to Michelle Obama give a speech at The White House (10/20)
Jesus, I don't even think Barack looks at Michelle this adoringly. I think she might actually be hypnotized. I bet if Michelle clapped her hands, Sarah would've clucked like a chicken.
Michelle Obama might kill Beyonce
Beyonce better watch her back. Michelle Obama is *this* close to going Chris Brown on her ass. The first lady is not pleased with how Beyonce's acting around her husband. A source told the National Enquirer:
"Beyonce has spent months gushing over President Obama, and when she was in the same room with him, she couldn't tear her eyes away from him. Before things got out of hand, Michelle got word to Beyonce to tone things down or risk being banned from the White House in the future.It must be nice holding a grudge against someone and being in such a high position of authority. For example, I'd love to send my neighbor to Guantanamo at the snap of my finger. Let's see his bitch ass try to blast his stereo at 2 AM when he's locked in a 4x8 cell. Damn I want to be first lady . . . is Barack into white guys or is he strictly a ladies man? I'm practically disease free if that helps.
"On President Obama's big night, Michelle was cordial to Beyonce, but gave her the cold shoulder at the inauguration festivites. When Beyonce went to hug her, Michelle gave her a forced smile and clutched her hand instead." (Print Edition - 2/9)