Michelle Hunziker

Swiss model Michelle Hunziker in Finale Ligure, Italy (6/18)

+ Angelina Jolie has horns now [The Superficial]

+ The 20 most beautiful women in the world, according to Google [Linkiest]
+ Amazing what has happened to Bruce Jenner's face [Celebuzz]
+ Did Tim Tebow tap some sorority ass? [Busted Coverage]
+ Way NSFW preview of Octomom's porn [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Tulisa Contostavlos has some sexy legs [Popoholic]
+ Paula Labaredas's sex soccer booty [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Hellen Mena's big ass in a thong [Pick Me Up News]
+ Why does Paris still get invited to things? [moejackson]

+ Sexiest married couple alive? [Dlisted]
+ Anna Faris cleans up well [The Blemish]
+ Whose thighs stole the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday? [CityRag]
+ Sexy tube top bikini [Double Viking]

*20 Michelle Hunziker pictures total in the gallery:

Michelle Hunziker

Swiss model Michelle Hunziker in Miami (6/7)

*25 Michelle Hunziker bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Michelle Hunziker bikini pics! (Miami - 6/3)

That's Michelle Hunziker at the beach in Miami over the weekend. She's supposedly a Swiss actress, but I've only ever seen her at the beach in a bikini. In other words, instead of doing her job, she just sorta chills all day and builds sand castles. She's basically Joe Biden with tits.

*17 Michelle Hunziker bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Swiss TV host and model Michelle Hunziker in Miami (4/26)

+ Amy Childs' cleavage did something [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Khloe Kardashian kissed Beyonce's ass for Kim [The Superficial]
+ Rihanna is a slutty Geisha [Celebuzz]
+ Cindy Margolis looks fucking terrible [IDLYITW]
+ Candice Swanepoel's bikini booty (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ FATTY! [Popoholic]
+ Tans gone terribly wrong [Linkiest]
+ Jamie Chung is a serious POA (piece of ass) [moejackson]
+ Coolest pic ever? [Guyism]
+ Joan Cusack's bitchy advice to Gabourey Sidibe [Dlisted]

+ Lindsay Lohan goes braless [Pick Me Up News]
+ 21 sexy Stacy Keibler pictures [CityRag]
+ Ryan Seacrest is a harbinger of pestilence [popbytes]
+ Left Eye Lopez is the getting the Tupac treatment [Yeeeah!]

*30 MIchelle Hunziker pictures total in the gallery:

Swiss model Michelle Hunziker in Formentera, Spain (7/4)

+ Irina Shayk has a nice ass (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ The Olsen Twins trying to be sexy or something [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Taylor Momsen lezzing out with some chick [The Superficial]
+ Oh Rachel Bilson, how I love thee [Celebuzz]
+ Rachael Taylor is definitely a hot piece of ass [Guyism]

+ Halle Berry is uber busty [Popoholic]
+ This just in: Sofia Vergara is very attractive [Caught on Set]
+ Kelly Brook in her pajamas [moejackson]
+ So is he or isn't he the father? [PopEater]

+ STFU Gwyneth Paltrow [Dlisted]
+ Holy shit this is scary [CityRag]
+ Rosario Dawson's misty vagina and penis slide [popbytes]
+ Ha Ha, Ben Affleck sucks at poker [Yeeeah!]

*12 Michelle Hunziker bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Friday, July 1

Swiss model Michelle Hunziker in Formentera, Spain (pics start here)

Mila Kunis filming Ted in Boston (pics start here)

Jennifer Love Hewitt at the premiere of Horrible Bosses at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)

Olivia Wilde leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Zoe Kravitz out and about in New York (pics start here)

Tori Spelling arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Ryan Reynolds arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Miley Cyrus out and about in Perth, Western Australia (pics start here)

Nicole Kidman and her baby Faith visiting her parents' house in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Tyrese at a Transformers: Dark of the Moon afterparty in Miami (pics start here)

Prince Harry's new girlfriend Florence Brudenell-Bruce out and about in Central London (pics start here)

Karolina Kurkova out and about in New York (pics start here)

Heather Morris (Glee) leaving Mahiki nightclub in London (pics start here)

*116 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Michelle Hunziker bikini pics! (Formentera, Spain - 6/28)

A heads up to all the drivers out in L.A. -- make sure your insurance is up-to-date because Lindsay Lohan's house arrest is officially over (as of 10:20 AM this morning). For those of you keeping score at home, she spent 35 nightmarish days in the hellhole that is her 3,100 square-foot Venice Beach condo. Above is an artist's rendering of what Lindsay would look like if she was actually Swiss model Michelle Hunziker in Formentera yesterday. Looking good Lindsay! This house arrest has really done amazing things for her skin.

*25 Michelle Hunziker bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Michelle Hunziker bikini pics!

There were some nasty rumors earlier today that Swiss actress Michelle Hunziker didn't go to the beach on Sunday in Varigotti, Italy. Well that is just a flat out lie because here's the pictures. Seriously, it's almost like the liberal media will print anything these days.

*10 Michelle Hunziker bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Michelle Hunziker bikini pics! (Miami - 4/11)

Here's some more pics of Swiss model Michelle Hunziker in Miami (from Sunday). Meant to post these yesterday but I got caught up at the soup kitchen all day. It's amazing how fast the day goes by when you're giving back to your community. A scheduled two-hour shift turns into eight before you know it.

I'm totally kidding. I was playing PS3 in my underwear and eating Fritos.

*60 pics total in the gallery:

Michelle Hunziker bikini pics! (Miami - 4/5)

That's Swiss actress and model Michelle Hunziker in Miami yesterday. According to the guy at the smoothie stand with a 3-day-old raging erection, she's been there all weekend. Because when you have huge boobs, beaches are your home. It's the only place you feel accepted. After all, isn't acceptance the ultimate goal of life? It's why I only hang out at Tough Man competitions.