Michelle Bombshell McGee


Clearly old money

I guess it pays to be a homewrecking nazi slut nowadays. $5,000 + tips to be exact. From People:
Jesse James's alleged mistress, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee . . . is scheduled to sign autographs, pose for photos and dance topless at Vegas's Deja Vu Showgirls club on April 23. McGee's payment by the club, in addition to tips she might receive, will be $5,000 - money that Beard expects to recoup and then some, given her notoriety as "the other woman."

"We're just cashing in on her celebrity right now," Deju Vu advertising and marketing director Larry Beard tells People. "There's actually a group of tattoo enthusiasts that are all going to show up. I'm getting a lot of response for it. It should be a pretty big event. She's a dancer. This is right down her alley."
I don't know why everyone is so upset and disgusted by Bombshell -- she's just teaching the future whores of tomorrow some valuable life lessons. Lessons like it's okay to have your breasts artificially enlarged, sleep with married men, and take off your clothes for money. No, Michelle doesn't deserve the proverbial scarlet letter -- she deserves the Medal of Honor. I can't wait to go through my midlife crisis and enroll in a class at the local community college so I can hit on dumb 18-year-olds! Thanks Bombshell!

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Pink and Carey Hart in Malibu

When Pink and her husband Carey Hart split up in 2008, he had sex with Jesse James' main ho, Bombshell McGee. Quick, wash your penis! You too Carey Hart! McGee’s former husband Shane Modica told Radar:
“I knew about her fling with Carey Hart, Michelle told me that she had slept with him. She flew out to Las Vegas to see him but she was upset that they never got to spend as much time together as she expected too."

A source close to Pink and Hart confirmed to RadarOnline.com that Hart and McGee met at the ASR convention in San Diego in September 2008, hooking up at a private house afterwards.  Modica also alleged that Hart- who was estranged from wife Pink at the time- visited McGee's strip club in San Diego to watch her dance.

“One of her female friends was friendly with Carey also and Michelle got angry that things did not pan out as they expected," Modica added. “This was before her time with Jesse James. It is so typical of Michelle because she always goes for the guy who she thinks has the deepest pockets. It’s horrible because she sleeps with anybody who she believes can help her out."
Apparently guys covered in ink are more attracted to this Bombshell chick than Kirstie Alley is to The Cheesecake Factory . . . I mean before Kirstie was banned for "the incident." The lesson to be learned from this story is this: If you're a guy who likes chicks with plastic chests and recently painted faces, don't date Bombshell -- download a Peter North video. Kids, ask your parents who that is.

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Chelsea Handler signing her new book Chelsea, Chelsea, Bang, Bang at Borders in Washington DC (3/25)

When I laugh more at the jokes made by common street trash than you, I think that's a sign you should quit comedy. From the New York Daily News:
Handler, 35, wrote on her blog that "Jesse James' first alleged mistress, Michelle McGee, is being supported emotionally by her father. In a recent interview, Denny McGee said that Michelle really believed that Sandra and Jesse were separated and was 'shocked' to see them together at the Oscars.

"I guess she doesn't read magazines, which makes sense since she basically has one on her face."

However, McGee, 32, didn't take the joke too kindly and took to her Facebook page to bash Handler.

"Chelsea, heres some free advice..use some of that botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin," she wrote. "Ive seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken ."

Soon after, McGee added an underhanded compliment, saying, "In all seriousness, Im a big fan of Chelsea Lately...feel so honored to have a transexual poke fun of me..."
Listening to these two harpies bad-mouth each other is a lot like listening to Al Gore's theory on Global Warming: no one cares. Besides, if Michelle really wants to get back at Chelsea, she doesn't need to talk shit about her in public, she just needs to send her a mirror. Or cut a hole in the bottom of her feed bag. And if Chelsea really wants to anger Michelle, she just needs to burn a copy of Mein Kampf.

NOTE: Handler responded to McGee on her show Wednesday night:
"First of all, look at my forehead, you dumb bitch okay? It moves ... You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead -- and probably Jesse James' balls. So shut your face."
"You have had a needle in your forehead." Seriously, how did this bitch get a job? That's not a joke. That's an observation.

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Bombshell McGee's infamous Nazi pics

Jesse James' mistress, Bombshell McGee, was cheated on by her husband a few years ago. Awwww, let's all cry tears of empathy for the poor Nazi bitch. From Radar:
RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that Jesse's mistress number 1 applied to be on the TV show Cheaters, alleging that her then husband, Ronald Shane Modica, was cheating on her.

A source tells RadarOnline.com, "She applied to be on the show, and a report was submitted on her allegations of her husband cheating. But for whatever reason no further action was taken. Usually that means the couple break-up or the allegations are totally unfounded and the person is a crazy. I don't know which it was in this situation."
So a chick that covered her body in bright ink, posed naked on several internet sites, and publicly exposed her affair with a celebrity actually likes attention? Get the fuck outta here. Frankly, at this point, the only kind of story about Michelle that would shock me is if I found out she majored in Comparative Literature at Harvard or could even spell the words "Comparative Literature."

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Michelle "Bombshell" McGee

Jesse James could have avoided this whole unpleasant situation with Bombshell McGee if he'd just been a little looser with some cash. D'oh! From the Chicago Sun Times:
A source close to tattoo/fetish model Michelle "Bombshell" McGee tells me James' refusal to back McGee in a strip club/nightspot concept she dreamed up -- plus her request for hush money to keep her from spilling the beans on their 11-month affair -- led an angry McGee to start peddling her tale to the tabloids.

"Michelle has a very short fuse, and she totally lost it when Jesse rejected her," said the source, who has known McGee for several years. Turns out her first call was to InTouch magazine, which immediately jumped on the story and reportedly paid McGee $30,000.
Let this be a lesson to famous people everywhere: If you violate the sanctity of marriage with your spouse, the dirty whore that sucked you off will probably keep the text messages that you sent her and blackmail you. As a matter of fact, adulterous celebrities should probably just budget in that expense before they unzip their pants The bottom line is, there's only one way to make sure you won't get extorted when you're fooling around on your wife: buy a hooker . . . and a shovel.

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Sandra Bullock and Jesse James in Oahu in 2004

Jesse James issued a public apology today to Sandra Bullock for sticking his penis into Bombshell McGee:
"The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.

"There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.

"This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me."
Considering that there's kids involved, this whole situation is really sad. But it also could have been completely avoided. Bombshell has huge implants. The last time I checked, Sandra Bullock doesn't. She pretty much forced Jesse to cheat on her. "Ohhh, I'm afraid to get surgery. I like my boobs the way there are. I don't need implants." If anyone should be apologizing, it's Sandra for being so damn selfish.

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Sandra Bullock moved out

According to People, Sandra Bullock and her cheating husband Jesse James are "no longer living under the same roof." Because they're on a camping safari in Africa sleeping under the stars. Oh wait, no, that can't be right. From People:
The actress left the Southern California house she shares with James just days before a report of infidelity by her husband surfaced, a source tells PEOPLE.

Bullock, 45, left on Monday, the source says. Bullock, who won her first Oscar - a Best Actress award - for The Blind Side on March 7, also abruptly canceled a trip to Europe for the London premiere of the film.
Well it was certainly nice of Jesse to give Sandra the heads-up about the affair before it hit the media. She can call him a dickhead, she can call him an asshole, and she can call him a man-whore, but she definitely can't say that he's not polite. So, you know, at least he's got that going for him.

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Bombshell McGee topless!

Here's a topless pics of the chick Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with, "Bombshell" McGee. Or is it Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. I'm always messing up the formal titles of Queens, Princesses, and Dirty Dirty Whores. "Hear Ye, Hear Ye, I now present Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee, Whore of Riverside County."

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Sandra Bullock and Jesse James at the Vanity Fair Oscars Party (3/7)

The question mark is so I don't get sued! When Sandra Bullock married Jesse James in 2005, it was the classic case of opposites attract. Whereas James is a gruff motorcycle fabricator who never met a tattoo gun he didn't like, Bullock is a softspoken princess whose heart might actually be made of puppies. Nevertheless, there hasn't been a hint of trouble in the couple's five-year marriage. Um, until today. In Touch Weekly says James had an 11-month affair with tattoo model Michelle “Bombshell” McGee (pic here):
“I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man,” Michelle tells In Touch in an exclusive interview. “He gave me the impression they were separated.” For weeks, while Sandra was in Atlanta shooting The Blind Side, Michelle had sex at least once a week with the Monster Garage star. Far from a one-night stand, his relationship with Michelle was intimate and highly charged. Michelle even says she called Jesse, who didn’t wear underwear or condoms, by a special pet name, Vanilla Gorilla, because he was so “well-endowed.”
It looks like these rumors may actually have some legs. The UK premiere of The Blind Side scheduled for next Tuesday has been canceled after Bullock pulled out due to "personal reasons." From People:
"Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support The Blindside has been deemed impossible at this time," says a statement released by Warner Bros. "I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film."
James went about this affair all wrong. You need to make it clear from the get-go that you're married. That way, your mistress won't get pissed off and go blabbing to the press when she finds out you're still with your wife. And if she still wants to talk, you buy her silence with a little hush money. Or even better, threats. When Jessica Alba and I used to hook up for blowjobs back in '08, she made it clear that if I told anyone about it, she'd "gut me like a fucking fish and then kill my entire family and burn their bodies in a dumpster." I'll never forget that look of pure evil in her eyes when she said it. *shudders*

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