Mezhgan Hussainy in St. Barts
Simon Cowell has been spotted living it up on a yacht off the coast of St. Barts for the past weeks -- a yacht that's setting him back $430k/week, according to the Daily Mail
. I couldn't think of a better way to relax with all your ex-girlfriends. Wait, what?
The music mogul has been spotted languishing on the deck of the 196ft Slipstream yacht, which sleeps 12 and is moored just 200 yards off shore, while he suns himself with his nearest and dearest. While his beloved mother Julie, 85, is being put up by The X Factor USA star in a [$3200]-a-night hotel suite nearby, Simon prefers to spend most of his time on board with ex-girlfriends including Sinitta and Mezhgan Hussainy.
Cowell is thought to hire the same yacht every year for him and his friends, and employs 14 staff to run it while they are there. The star has allegedly spent upwards of [$1.2 million] on keeping both his mother and his on-off girlfriend Mezhgan happy in the Caribbean. According to reports, Simon also paid to fly everyone out to the island paradise, picking up the [$35,000] bill for business class flights to bring everyone together.
Look, there's no need to run the numbers on Simon's vacation -- we all know that he already wipes his ass with Apple stock. I'm just fascinated to see how his exes can't get enough of Daddy Warbucks. You don't understand how big a pimp Simon is, do you? OK, when was the last time all your ex-girlfriends not only tagged along on your vacation in paradise, but went down on each other, hoping to impress you? Come on people, let's not pretend that Simon isn't a freak like that. He's worth half-a-billion dollars -- all the women in his life are more than happy to insert wine bottles into their tacos, including his mom, Britney Spears, and the wardrobe lady who has to coordinate his overly tight t-shirts with the best bras for his B-cup titties
.*30 Mezhgan Hussainy pictures total in the gallery:
Mezhgan Hussainy and Simon Cowell in St. Barts
Simon Cowell was engaged
to Afghan make-up artist Mezhgan Hussainy back in 2010, but then broke it off after getting cold feet, but there's the two of them in St. Barts yesterday. How great for Mezhgan -- other than the whole no committment thing and Simon being able to have sex with other women at his leisure, it's the kind of relationship every girl dreams of.NOTE: Click here for more bikini pics from the New Year*30 Mezhgan Hussainy bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Simon Cowell and Mezhgan Hussainy leaving the VIP Room in St. Tropez
Simon Cowell loves the ladies as much as K-Fed loves cake, so it was kind of a surprise back in March
when he got engaged to his fling-of-the-moment Mezhgan Hussainy. Fear not Simon's penis, order in the Universe has been restored -- Mezhgan's about to get dumped. From the Chicago Sun Times
More Tinseltown buzz I heard over the weekend was about Simon Cowell. Not only does the TV and music mogul regret his quickie engagement last March to Mezhgan Hussainy, he's drawn up a very generous financial settlement for the former "American Idol" makeup artist to cover both a "temporary break" from their relationship and the expected permanent split that's coming.
Nothing says "true love" more like legal documents written up by your spouse's team of lawyers. Ladies, let this be a lesson for all of you. If it's your birthday and, instead of that necklace from Tiffany & Co. you've been wanting, your husband gives you a certified delivery from Cohen, Weinstein, and Katz -- you might want to start looking into how much the local gym is charging for a membership, hint hint.*10 Simon Cowell pictures total in the gallery:
Simon Cowell and Mezhgan Hussainy out and about in Beverly Hills
Even though he's on a first-penis basis with half the nine and tens in Hollwyood, Simon Cowell
is actually thinking about getting married to his new girlfriend Mezhgan Hussainy. No, Simon. NOOO!!! From the New York Daily News
Simon Cowell’s mother Julie has been speaking about her joy for her son’s new found love with Afghanistan-born make-up artist Mezhgan Hussainy. Speaking from her Brightonhome, she said: "I knew it was serious when Simon said he had something important to tell me" reveals Julie, 84. "I asked if it was good or bad and he replies, ‘That depends which way you look at it.’ ‘Just tell me,’ I said. He explained that he had asked Mezhgan to move in with him. Although girlfriends had stayed with him in the past, he had never done that before. This seems to make it official."
"What baffled me most was the complete turnaround in my son," she continues. "He has always insisted, ‘I’m fine as I am, mother. I’m not going to get committed to a marriage and I certainly don’t want children.’ I used to reply, ‘You don’t know, you’ve never had them.’"
But it seems that Julie couldn’t be happier for her son "Now I really think marriage and fatherhood for Simon are going to happen. I would like to see an official engagement, a marriage and yes, then grandchildren. Mezghan is very family orientated, so she is ideal for him" Julie continues.
Can you imagine being married to Simon Cowell? Every day would be filled with nonstop criticisms of your cooking, cleaning, and size of your penis. Frankly, any woman that's willing to put up with that pompous ass should be granted immediate Sainthood . . . and a full bottle of barbituates to quickly put her out of her misery. Let's just hope Mezhgan has what it takes to make this relationship last: 2-dozen XXS t-shirts for when Simon runs out.