Melissa Rycroft

Melissa Rycroft bikini pics! (Las Vegas - 7/25)

Remember Melissa Rycroft? She won Season 13 (!) of The Bachelor and then her fiancé had a change of heart after the show and picked the runner-up. Well there she is getting paid to party in Vegas on Saturday. To recap:

Step 1. Get dumped.
Step 2.
Step 3. Profit.

Reminds me a lot of Jessica Alba's career path. If only that bitch would have listened to me and not kept drinking the milk straight from the carton. I mean, that's just gross. I don't care how much you love blowing me, I can only put up with that for so long.

Shawn Johnson at CBS Studios in L.A. (4/7)

Shawn Johnson is still 17, right? Yes? Well then, congratulations Dancing with the Stars' producers, you're fucking perverts.

NOTE: Melissa Rycroft, boner, boner, Melissa Rycroft. Pleasure you two could meet.