Former Miss Teen Delaware Melissa King leaving the courtroom in Ocean City, MD
Former Miss Teen Delaware-turned porn star
Melissa King (eye-fucking the shit out of the camera, above) escaped with just a $100 fine yesterday after pleading guilty to underage alcohol possession at District Court in Ocean City, Maryland. Oh, did you think I meant something else by that headline? From Delaware Online
King's attorney, J. Gregory Hannigan, said outside the courtroom that King's boyfriend, who came with her to court, immediately paid her $100 fine and $45 in court costs. King, he said, has plans to attend a college this fall as a freshman. "So that she can be a normal freshman, we're going to keep the name quiet," Hannigan said.
Wait, she's going to college in the fall? Are we talking real life college with books and term papers, or fake college where the teen sluts will do anything to convince the professor with the bleached asshole and huge cock to give them an A? Because in one of those she's really gonna struggle, and the other she's gonna make the Dean's List.*15 Miss Teen Delaware pictures total in the gallery:
Miss Teen Delaware is a cheap lay
Good news for those of you who've always wanted to bang Miss Teen Delaware. You only need around $1500. Sweet, let's all pool our money together! From TMZ
Ex-Miss Delaware Teen USA Melissa King compromised her crown for a grand total of $1,500 -- cash she earned to star in her now-famous porn video. What's more, one of the guys behind [GirlsDoPorn.com] tells TMZ, Melissa was the one who reached out to the website to do the scene.
The GDP rep says Melissa was totally down to shoot additional scenes, but they say her first try was frigid at best, so GDP passed. The GDP rep says traffic was so insane the day news broke about Melissa's porno, they had to boost their server power.
Yeah, I saw a five minute preview of the act in question, and I can tell you that the fellas at GDP were extremely
generous in giving Miss Teen Delaware $1500 for such an uninspired dicking. For that kind of scratch, I can go to Backpage.com and get a couple of hot Russian chicks to recreate the world famous Two Girls, One Cup
scene -- and do it with a gusto you just don't see from spoiled rotten Miss Teen pageant queens. Honestly? I was so bored with Melissa's performance that I felt like I was watching any movie starring Angelina Jolie. Next time, GDP needs to recruit some talent from the local Jersey teen pageants because, as we all know, fisting is never really off the table with those girls.*5 Melissa King Miss Delaware pictures total in the gallery:
Miss Teen Delaware Melissa King
In what many people (e.g. me) are already calling THE GREATEST STORY EVER, Miss Teen Delaware 2012 Melissa King resigned today after a hardcore porn scene she filmed last summer -- three months after she turned 18 -- was discovered on an amateur porn site today. Damn, this bitch is already smarter than Kim Kardashian. There's way more money to be made when you skip the middle man and go directly to the porn site. A rep for the Miss Delaware Teen USA pageant issued a statement:
"I would like to confirm the Miss Delaware Teen USA pageant has received a resignation letter from Miss King's attorney."
This is a bunch of bullshit. Nowhere in the pageant rules does it say that a contestant can't sit on a bed for an interview, get on her knees and give a man oral sex, have sex with that man in the doggystyle position, get on top of the same man in the cowgirl position, and then give the man more oral sex before he finally ejaculates onto her face. You know, I'm just saying if
she had done all that in this so-called scene that she shot that I definitely haven't seen because porn objectifies women.*10 Miss Delaware porn pictures total in the gallery: