Melissa Gorga bikini pics!
Melissa Gorga is one of the stars of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and earlier this week she and her cold dark heart were spotted at the beach in Miami. I know "cold dark heart" sounds rather cruel, but that's actually the nicest thing I've ever said about a reality star. Hell, not once did I compare her to something that came out of Hitler's asshole. That's pretty good.
*35 Melissa Gorga bikini pictures total in the gallery:
The Real Housewives of New Jersey' star Melissa Gorga in Miami (12/31)
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+ Maxim recycles some old Lindsay Lohan pics [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Vanessa Hudgens wearing the hell out of a tiny tank top [Popoholic]
+ Geri Halliwell slips a nip (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Emma Stone has crazy eyes [Just Jared]
+ Gwyneth Paltrow wants to cleanse your colon [Cele|bitchy]
+ Dear Diary: Getting away with murder is fun [Evil Beet]
+ Guess that former teenage model [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Justin Timberlake's grandma confirms his engagement [I'm Not Obsessed]
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*30 Melissa Gorga bikini pictures total in the gallery: