Donald Trump, Melania Trump, and Barron Trump at the Trump Invitational Grand Prix at Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach, Florida (1/6)
Normally I don't like to take shots at 7-year-olds, but there's simply no other way to put this: Donald Trump and his wife Melania are raising a little douchebag. From the New York Daily News:
When it comes to skin care, Donald Trump's son Barron with wife Melania Trump is surely living in the lap of luxury. The 7-year-old uses his mother's Caviar Complex C6 moisturizer from her newly released beauty line every night after he takes a bath.Oh geez, is this something Melania wants to put out there so early in the little candy-ass's life? Although I do believe the young master enjoys having viscous liquids squirted all over his back and face, I'm sure Barron wants that tidbit kept hidden in his luxurious, walk-in closet until as far into the future as possible. I mean, the lad is a Trump, so his life will be lived in front of the camera . . . and online, with assholes such as myself pointing and laughing. I haven't been able to predict the future ever since I hit puberty, but if little Barron eventually turns to gay porn because of the years of merciless abuse, make sure you give credit where credit is due.
"It smells very, very fresh," said the current Mrs. Trump, who launched her skincare line, available at Lord & Taylor this week, to ABC News. "I put it on him from head to toe. He likes it!"
Caviar is very much the key ingredient in her lavish products, it is imported from a cultured sturgeon farm in the South of France. Aside from Barron's hygiene, the 42-year-old businesswoman and mother went on to dish about her son's sense of style.
"He's not a sweatpants child, he doesn't mind putting on (a suit) -- but not every day -- and he likes to dress up in a tie sometimes like Daddy."
*6 Trump family pictures total in the gallery: