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Mel Gibson at a gas station in Malibu (2/19)

For the past few years, while he and his wife Robyn have been separated, Mel Gibson has maintained a love suite at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills. Ouch, I'd hate to see the bill on that. "With room service and those extra towels you requested, your bill comes to . . . $473,650.53." From the New York Daily News:

No wonder Mel Gibson kept his tomcatting under wraps for as long as he did. Though he and his wife, Robin, have only just filed for divorce, the Oscar winner says he and the estranged missus have been separated since August 2006. Gibson stayed beneath the radar partly by keeping a suite at the Four Seasons hotel in Beverly Hills, all sources say. “He and his girlfriends go up on a private elevator,” says our spy.

Ladies, if I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: When your husband builds a church on your property, it's not because he's overly religious, it's because he needs to be closer to a confessional. On a side note, it must be nice to be so rich that you can keep your mistresses in their own suite at the Four Seasons. Of course I can relate. Last weekend I treated my girlfriend to a similarly romantic venue: Motel 6 -- now with sheets!

Mel Gibson's wife files for divorce

Citing "irreconcilable differences," Robyn Moore -- Mel Gibson's wife of almost 30 years -- filed for divorce today. The couple has seven children. And no prenup. Wave goodbye to half of your $900 million fortune Mel. The couple issued a joint statement earlier:

"Throughout our marriage and separation we have always strived to maintain the privacy and integrity of our family and will continue to do so."

Ugh. This is gonna be messy. It'll be easy to split up all the real estate, cash, and stock the couple owns, but how do you split up souls of the undead? Mel's been collecting those for years. He's gonna be so pissed!

Holy shit he is creepy

Wow, is that the creepiest photo you've ever seen of Mel Gibson or what? Holy crap. From the National Enquirer:

Mel Gibson took charge when a woman disrupted services at his Malibu church on Feb. 8, heckling the priest and picking arguments with parishioners. Mel asked the woman to leave Holy Family Catholic Church after the bizarre incident. Once the star got the troublemaker to exit, Mass was able to resume peacefully. (Print Edition - 3/2)

It's nice to see Mel take charge when someone babbles inappropriate things. Too bad he doesn't have that same ability when it comes to monitoring his own mouth. I guess the lesson here is that the next time you attend Mel's Church, if you want him to join in on your rants, you'll have to wait until the appropriate time: when the wine is served.

Mel Gibson at the 9th Annual Global Green Sustainable Design Awards in New York (12/10)

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Can he ever not act creepy?

Mel Gibson -- worth north of $900 million -- is probably cheating on his wife. He has no prenup. Ouch. From the National Enquirer:

Mel Gibson is facing Hollywood's most costly divorce ever - a vicious battle over his whopping $900 million fortune. Shocking new photographs of the rough-and-tumble Oscar winner with a sexy young Russian singer could be the final straw for the actor's long-suffering wife Robyn, sources told the Enquirer. The exotic beauty -- a leggy 28-year-old brunette named Oksana -- was first spotted with Gibson, 52, in September. She popped up again on the set of his latest movie a few weeks later -- and for Robyn, it will be the final nail in the couple's turbulent 28-year-marriage, insiders say.

"Robyn's had enough," a close family friend tells the Enquirer, "She's been to hell and back with Mel over the years. The drinking, the cheating, the temper tantrums. The last time Robyn took him back she told him, 'This is your last chance. If you ever embarrass me again, we're done.' And now she intends to keep her word. Robyn is finished with him. It's about respect now. Mel was spotted going into his trailer three days in a row with this girl in September. Tongues were wagging that it was a full-fledged affair." (Print Edition - 12/1)

If there were ever a wife that deserved half of her husband's fortune, it's Robyn. Not only has she put up with Mel's drinking, womanizing, and accent all these years, but after seven kids, her vag has to be almost as gaping as Paris Hilton's. For Mel's sake, hopefully that craigslist ad he posted yesterday pays off and he finds himself a good lawyer:

Divorce Lawyer Needed

Requirements:

1. Your ancestors didn't kill Jesus Christ

2. Actually, that's pretty much it

Contact Mel at (310)XXX-4840

Britney Spears arriving at her lawyer's office in L.A. (7/2)

We now have our answer as to why Mel Gibson was so eager to help Britney Spears get her life back in order: he was just trying to get his son laid. From the National Enquirer:

Mel thought his son -- who has turned his life around since he was admitted to the Cri-Help rehab facility in Hollywood last year -- could help the troubled Toxic singer do the same.

A source tells the publication, "Mel felt Ed would be a great influence on Brit, and if the relationship turned into romance, all the better."

el then arranged a meeting between the pair at Britney's Hollywood Hills home last March, says the source.

"He sincerely believed that his son could help Britney stay on the straight and narrow and that they might hit it off as a couple as well," the source adds.

But Spears refused to see Ed, and hid from him and Mel as soon as they arrived at her house.

The source continues, "She hid from them for most of the night. Mel and his son spent most of their evening talking to her bodyguards!" (Source)

Ouch. It doesn't exactly take charm and good looks nowadays to seduce Britney Spears. Tough break for Mel's son. He must have been out of peanut butter. Mel told him to bring peanut butter!

Rare candid from Mel's sober days

Britney Spears and Mel Gibson took a little trip this morning to Costa Rica. Together. Britney Spears and Mel Gibson. On vacation together. Entertainment Tonight says:

ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT can confirm that Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are currently en route to Costa Rica on vacation together. Their plane departed at 9:05 AM this morning.

ET spotted them leaving on a private plane to the Central American state early this morning. Sources tell ET that Mel is taking Britney and her father Jamie for a mini vacation at his home is Costa Rica.

According to the terms of her custody Britney's children cannot leave the country without special approval, so they are not joining her on the trip.

While the pop star and the actor may appear to be an unlikely duo, they used to live in the same Malibu community and were spotted having dinner together at Studio City's Romanov restaurant in March.

There's no way this bitch is coming back. Once she sees those taco carts on every corner, she'll wonder why the hell she wasted the past 10 years of her life in Beverly Hills. I'll miss her.

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el Gibson was spotted getting absolutely hammered in Bali last week. I know what you're thinking: "Wow, that picture of Gibson above has to be the funniest part of this story!" You'd be wrong my friend. Check out what his spokesman said:

"He was in Bali and he was not drinking alcohol. He was drinking those non-alcoholic virgin cocktails that are made in those island resorts. People should not be so quick to assume things. Unless he is there drinking water, coffee, tea or soft drinks, they're hawking misleading photos." (Source)

That's a pre-recorded message, right? Yeah, it has to be. I bet you fifty bucks Gibson's rep knew he was going to Bali so she recorded that message on her answering machine a few days before he left just to cover her ass. "Hi, you've reached Lisa, you know what to do after the beep . . . If you're calling about Mel Gibson, he was in Bali and he was not drinking alcohol. He was drinking those non-alcoholic virgin cocktails that are made in those island resorts. People should not be so quick to assume things. Unless he is there drinking water, coffee, tea or soft drinks, they're hawking misleading photos."

NOTE: What's up with Mel and foreign bars?

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Ignoring warnings from the United States government, Mel Gibson is moving his family to an isolated part of Costa Rica. IMDB says:

The Mad Max actor, 51, plans to move his wife Robyn and seven children 3,000 miles away from their home in California to a $26 million ranch in a rural area that is known as "bandit territory". Ignoring official US government warnings, Gibson has put two properties in California and Connecticut on the market to finance his move to the densely wooded estate in the Guanacaste province on Costa Rica's northern Pacific coast. A State Department briefing warns that all American visitors there are "potential targets for criminals and kidnappers" and should never travel alone. It adds, "Local law enforcement agencies have limited capabilities and do not operate according to US standards." (Source)

What's not mentioned in the article is exactly why Gibson is moving his family thousands of miles away. The lack of roads maybe? No roads equals no DUIs. It's simple logic folks. There's a reason why Costa Rica probably has more alcoholics per square mile than any other country in the world. I think I heard that somewhere one time.

Looks like Mel Gibson is having a lot of fun in Costa Rica this week. The actor met with the president of the Central American nation, Oscar Arias, on Monday to discuss ways he could help the country's native Indians. Arias said:

"[Mel] wants to help the indigenous population here and wants to know how to channel the funds." (Source)

Looks like Mel's off to a great start. Wait, "indigenous" means "bartender" right?