Mel Gibson

She should have listened the first time

Radar (site's down right now) posted what Oksana Grigorieva says is a picture of her busted-up face after Mel Gibson punched her. There's just one problem. It's probably a fake. Oh I know, right? If you can't trust a shady Russian adulteress who uses her womb like an ATM, who can you trust anymore? TMZ says:

Sources connected with the dentist who treated Oksana Grigorieva tell TMZ the dentist believes "100% the photo circulating on the Internet has been altered."

We're told Dr. Ross Shelden is saying, "The nose is not hers. The lips are not right. It's not a true and accurate picture. It has definitely been altered."

We're also told the doctor says the teeth are in fact Oksana's, reaffirming that the teeth are intact, but one veneer was damaged and one was broken. We have specific information about the dentist's observations ... and they raise serious questions about the nature of Oksana's alleged injury. 

I knew it. I knew this bitch was lying from the start. Years of watching '80s action films have taught me to always question the motives of commies like Oksana. What else are you lying about Comrade Grigorieva -- what else are you hiding? That's a nice cell phone you're holding . . . OR SHOULD I SAY SECRET SPY TRANSMITTER!!! *smashes it to the ground*  . . . aw shit, turns out it actually was a phone.

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Mel Gibson audio tape released

Needless to say, this is way way way NSFW . . . unless you happen to be a secretary at KKK National Headquarters. "Aw god dammit, the copier's out of ink again."

"Sieg Heil!"

Turns out Mel Gibson doesn't just hate jews and blacks -- he also hates Mexicans. I know, right? Did not see that coming. From Radar:

Mel Gibson has been caught on tape making ANOTHER bigoted remark, this time against Latinos, RadarOnline.com  is reporting exclusively. The Oscar-winning director/actor is heard referring to one of his staffers as a “wetback” during a recorded argument with Oksana Grigorieva, the mother of his love child.

RadarOnline.com has heard the tape in which Mel tells Oksana: “I will report her to the fucking people that take fucking money from the wetbacks.”

He is referring to turning a worker into immigration authorities, RadarOnline.com has been told.

The joke's on you Mel! Some Mexicans know how to read and they are not going to be happy with this article. Good luck trying to find someone to mow your lawn now! Wait a minute . . . that was really really racist. Aw dammit I suck at this. I quit.

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Mel Gibson is one crazy mofo

When news broke yesterday of Mel Gibson's unbelievably-racist tirade against his homewrecker ex-girlfriend, one thought immediately came to mind: "Boy I wish I had a glass a milk with this sandwich." I mean, it wasn't exactly shocking -- we're talking about Mel Gibson here, not Zac Efron. The guy's about as stable as the San Andreas Fault. Need proof? Look no further than this gallery of Mel's Top 20 "Batshit Crazy" faces. Make sure you click through the whole gallery to read Mel's, ahem, "unique" thoughts under each picture.

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Mel Gibson unleashes crazy, racist tirade

Think of the craziest, most racist thing you could tell your ex-girlfriend. Got it? I guarantee it's still not as bad as what Mel Gibson said to his ex Oksana Grigorieva. Oh, did I mention there's a tape? Because there's a tape. R.I.P. Mel Gibson's Career, 1976-2010. Radar says:

In one of the most explosive, racist and vile outbursts by a celebrity ever caught on tape, Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her "raped by a pack of n***ers," RadarOnline.com  has learned exclusively.

It's a shocking and blockbuster development in the couple's bitter legal battle, and Mel's disgusting words are on audio tape. His racist, misogynist statement is one of the secrets lurking in his war with his former girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva.

RadarOnline.com has heard the tape, which also includes Mel telling Oksana he will burn down her home.

"You're an embarrassment to me," Mel tells her at one point. "You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault."

Mel's profane outbursts are littered with references to Oksana being a "whore" and "c**t".

In another tirade, Mel tells Oksana: "How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice. I am going to come and burn the f**king house down... but you will blow me first."

In Mel's defense, "if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault" could mean a few different things. Before we call him a racist, let's just make sure that wasn't taken out of context.

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Oksana Grigorieva at a press conference in Moscow (4/19)

Shocking news about Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. Turns out she may be making up this abuse story to get more money out of Mel. I know, right? What a shock. Besides being an adulteress whore, she seems like she has such a pure heart. From the Chicago Sun Times:

As the war of words -- and legal wrangling -- intensifies between Mel Gibson and ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, Hollywood sources say the Ukrainian singer and mother of Gibson's baby daughter Lucia has a history of telling tall tales. Budding actress Caroline Marcus claims she met Grigorieva at a party last year, "and she told me she would introduce me to Mel ... that I was perfect for a part in a movie he was developing.

"Naturally, I followed up -- several times," Marcus told me. "And she acted like she never heard of me and denied we ever had that conversation!"

Another longtime Hollywood player -- who socialized with Gibson and Grigorieva when they were together -- told me Monday, "That girl has a very vivid imagination. She claimed to have performed in most of the great opera houses in Europe. When I mentioned that to several friends of mine who are big in opera circles, they just laughed. Also, I caught her telling a lot of stories about things she and Me had done together -- silly stuff, like yachts they had partied on or people they had had over for dinner ... later finding out it was all not true."

It's hard to know what to think in this situation. Should we believe the lying Russian whore with the shifty eyes who got pregnant so she could extort money out of her billionaire sugar daddy for the next 18 years? Or the anti-Semite with the shifty eyes who cheated on his wife and left her for an Octomom look-a-like? Tough call. Of course, the real victim in this whole situation is Mel and Oksana's daughter Lucia -- no matter what happens between these two, she'll end up having to live with one of them.

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Mel Gibson and his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva 

More details are emerging as to why Mel Gibson's girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva filed a restraining order against him last week. He knocked two of her front teeth out during a fight. Ouch. On the bright side, she's now a great whistler. From TMZ:

Sources connected with Gibson have told TMZ the actor did not get violent with Oksana during their January 6 confrontation, although they admit things did get physical. A source connected with Oksana, however, says, "Mel and his camp are spinning the facts in a desperate attempt to protect his reputation."

Sources in Oksana's camp say Mel's people are lying when they say she shook the baby. Instead, the sources say, "She tried to protect the baby during one of Gibson's violent episodes when he punched Oksana in the face two times, breaking her teeth and giving her a concussion."

As one source put it, "She tried to protect his reputation, despite her fears of him and his verbal and physical abuse." And the source goes on, "She regrets having believed in his empty promises to obtain professional help to control his violent nature."

The funny thing is that Mel knocking his girlfriend's two front teeth out in a fit of violent rage is the probably the most normal thing he's done in the past decade. He seems like a regular dude now instead of some crazy anti-Semite conspiracist. Hopefully Tom Cruise is paying attention to this whole sordid affair and learns a lesson or two. Not that I advocate extreme violence against women or anything like that. That is *rarely* the answer.

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Mel Gibson got "violent" with his ex-girlfriend

The answer to that headline question is an emphatic: I don't know! But Mel's ex Oksana Grigorieva did get a restraining order against him (it was reported yesterday that Mel got a restraining order against her; he did, but it was in reponse to the one she filed first). From TMZ:

We've learned Oksana's lawyers went to the family law court in downtown L.A. last Monday for an emergency hearing, and told the judge that Mel allegedly got violent with her -- two sources say Oksana claimed Mel was "extremely violent."

Sources tell TMZ the judge issued a restraining order prohibiting Mel from having any contact with Oksana. We're told the next day, Mel's lawyers went back to court and got the order modified so Mel could see their daughter.

We're told Mel also got a restraining order against Oksana, but only with respect to prohibiting her from releasing certain information.

Talk about an overreaction. When Mel said he was going to summon his New Millenium Army from the underworld to destroy Oksana's nonbeliever soul and then paint his house with fresh blood harvested from her lifeless organs, he was just kidding. Besides, it's more of a "militia" than an "army."

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Violet Kowal in Malibu (5/7)

Last week it was revealed that Mel Gibson cheated on his mistress Oksana Grigorieva with 26-year-old Polish porn star Violet Kowal. After an exhaustive, three-day search on numerous amateur, big boobs, and MILF porn sites, I finally found some pictures of her. Of course Mel and his rep are denying Violet's claims, but I believe her 100%. Much like Abe Lincoln and Jesus, porn stars don't lie. They're much too busy bringing joy to this cruel cruel world to tell anything but the truth. Did you know that their hearts are actually made of sugar plums and butterflies? Doctors still haven't figured out how to explain it.

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Mel Gibson appearing on the Spanish TV program El Hormiguero (2/24)

Remember Mel Gibson? He's the guy who knocked up his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva last year, which came as quite a shock to his wife of almost 30 years, Robyn. Well he cheated again. Oh I know, right? I totally thought he was different this time. From the National Enquirer:

Mel Gibson cheated on his pregnant mistress  Oksana Grigorieva with a beautiful XXX-rated film producer - and the blonde hottie believes she caused the Mel and Oksana split! Violet Kowal, a 26-year-old porn filmmaker from Poland, says she carried on a three-month affair with Gibson.

"Mel's breakup with Oksana doesn't surprise me at all," Violet tells The ENQUIRER in a blockbuster exclusive interview. "Clearly, Mel can't commit to just one woman."

Violet says she had steamy sex with Mel eight times at his compound in Malibu and Santa Monica office in 2009. Mel's attorney told The ENQUIRER that Violet's story is "an absurd fabrication" but Violet took a polygraph test that shows she is telling the truth about her relationship with Mel.

"Mel's great in bed! It was the best sex I've ever had!"

How can we possibly believe a porn star when she says Mel's "the best sex I've ever had?" She's been poked and prodded so many times down there that she probably doesn't have any feeling left. "Are you in Mel?" . . . "Um, I'm already done." On a side note, after doing some in-depth research this morning into the online porn industry, I've come up with two observations: 1. Every woman acts like they're in ecstasy when having sex on film, and 2. Lotion is much smoother on the palm than butter.

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