Mel B. at the "Carousel of Hope Ball" in Beverly Hills (10/25)
+ Painted boobs are, like, the hottest thing ever (semi NSFW) [With Leather]
+ Brittny Gastineau wearing a super slutty shirt [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Hayden Panettiere Flashes Her "Panties" [Egotastic!]
+ Your Jessica Alba smoking hot pic of the week [College Humor]
+ The shocker, medically speaking [Holy Taco]
+ Marisa Miller is the hottest baseball player EVER [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Your mommy's a prostitute [Bastardly]
+ Cheryl Tweedy is a goddess [Popoholic]
+ SNL chick popped out a boy [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Megan Fox nude - in your dreams [CityRag]
+ Tom Cruise totally disses Matt Lauer [A Socialite's Life]
+ Brangelina might get married after all [Yeeeah!]
+ Which celebrity love doll do you want to bang? [popbytes]
Mel B. bikini pics! (Miami - 3/16)
I had these yesterday but for safety reasons I couldn't post them. There's only so many bikini pics of this chick the average human can see in one day before going crazy. It's true. They did a study one time somewhere. They even used beakers. Fucking beakers man! It was pretty official.
Mel B. bikini pics! (Miami - 3/16)
Something weird is going on with Mel B.'s boobs. They appear to be merging in the center of her chest to form one uniboob. At least her shoulders look great. Nice and broad. If this whole music thing doesn't work out, she's got a bright future in linebacking.
[Splash News]
Mel B. bikini pics! (Miami - 3/14)
I can't tell what's sexier about this pic -- Mel's smoking or her prison tats. Ohhh I just can't choose! It's like asking me to pick a favorite between my two new babies . . . definitely not Jeremy -- kid can't go one day without shitting his pants. Learn a little self control.
[INFDaily.com]
Mel B backstage (11/13)
I swear, is there a more paranoid group of people than trannies? Hello, duct tape? No one's gonna see your tuck if you use duct tape. How do you think the Williams' sisters have been dominating tennis for the past decade? 50% XY chromosomes, 40% duct tape, 10% ability.
Splash News
el B with new husband/con man Stephen Belafonte on the left. Mel B with Dancing with the Stars partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy on the right.
According to the TMZ (aka the "Wal Mart of Gossip"), former Spice Girl Melanie Brown is four months pregnant with Eddie Murphy's baby. The news comes amid rumors that the couple will marry next month. A source tells TMZ that "Scary Spice" came into the hip Le Bra Lingerie boutique in West Hollywood on Saturday and was gushing about her impending birth:
Brown, who has a 7-year-old daughter from a previous relationship, is a frequent shopper at the store and admitted the pregnancy had her feeling tired. Brown added that she was concerned she may be carrying twins since, she noted, they run in Murphy's family. While on her shopping spree, Melanie picked up nearly $5,000 worth of Eres lingerie for herself and about $300 worth of La Perla men's undershirts and underwear for Eddie.
You know you should probably eat a salad or two when you're four months pregnant—most likely with twins if Scary Spice's self-diagnosis is correct—and people still don't realize it. Her stomach should pretty much be generating its own gravitational field by now, right? Science isn't really my thing……unless of course you're talking about the SCIENCE OF INTIMIDATION! And don't even try to question the medical credentials of someone named 'Scary Spice?' That's like not having faith in a burglar named 'fingers' or a street-dentist named 'Dr. McTooth.'
