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Mel B. in Miami (Aug. 2007)

Mel B has a nice place

Mel B's home in the Hollywood Hills. It's on sale for $2.99 million.

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

Mel B and her daughter Iris Angel at Heathrow Airport last year

Eddie Murphy and Mel B finally settled their baby dispute (Eddie knocked her up in 2007 but refused to admit he was the father of her baby). Under the terms of the agreement, Eddie has to pay $50k a month in child support until their baby, Iris Angel, turns 18. Ouch. From News of the World:

Spice Girl Mel and the Hollywood actor have spent 15 months warring in Los Angeles courts. She has been determined to force him to play a part in his child's life. Sources told News of the World that, under the terms of the deal, both have signed non- disclosure contracts preventing either from discussing the settlement in public.

But one of Scary Spice's pals told us: "Mel is delighted that the case is over as she just wanted what was right for her girl. It was never about money — it was Mel's way of asking Eddie to show consideration for Angel." (Source)

This is all Eddie's fault. If he'd just stuck with the manly-looking tranny hookers that he seems to like so much, he never would have found himself in this predicament in the first place.  *looks at picture of Mel B*  Oh wait, never mind.

Mel B.'s new Ultimo Lingerie ad (sans thighs)

Note to the image editors at Ultimo Lingerie: Photoshop and Jack Daniels don't mix. I don't know if you got the memo but Mel B. actually has thighs -- and not those of a 13-year-old Little League player. Thank you for your time. That is all.

Normal Mel B. (with thighs)

[The Daily Mail, Splash News]

Mel B. bikini pics! (11/7 - Hurghada, Egypt)

Don't ask me why Mel B. and her big ol' fake boobs are in Egypt because I don't know. I mean, who the hell wants to go to Egypt? There's nothing there. I could think of about a million better places to take a vacation. Like Vegas. I love Vegas. Have you seen the Luxor? It's amazing!

Mel B. at the "Carousel of Hope Ball" in Beverly Hills (10/25)

+ Painted boobs are, like, the hottest thing ever (semi NSFW) [With Leather]

+ Brittny Gastineau wearing a super slutty shirt [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Hayden Panettiere Flashes Her "Panties" [Egotastic!]

+ Your Jessica Alba smoking hot pic of the week [College Humor]

+ The shocker, medically speaking [Holy Taco]

+ Marisa Miller is the hottest baseball player EVER [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Your mommy's a prostitute [Bastardly]

+ Cheryl Tweedy is a goddess [Popoholic]

+ SNL chick popped out a boy [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Megan Fox nude - in your dreams [CityRag]

+ Tom Cruise totally disses Matt Lauer [A Socialite's Life]

+ Brangelina might get married after all [Yeeeah!]

+ Which celebrity love doll do you want to bang? [popbytes]

Mel B. bikini pics! (Miami - 5/27)

Wouldn't you ditch the animal print bikinis if you were Mel B.? I'm thinking a nice print in day-glo orange would be safer for her. "Coming up on News at 11: Local man guns down wild beast on South Beach . . . 'I didn't know what kind of animal it was, I just knew it had to be shot.'"

[Splash News]

Mel B. bikini pics! (Miami - 3/16)

I had these yesterday but for safety reasons I couldn't post them. There's only so many bikini pics of this chick the average human can see in one day before going crazy. It's true. They did a study one time somewhere. They even used beakers. Fucking beakers man! It was pretty official.

Mel B. bikini pics! (Miami - 3/16)

Something weird is going on with Mel B.'s boobs. They appear to be merging in the center of her chest to form one uniboob. At least her shoulders look great. Nice and broad. If this whole music thing doesn't work out, she's got a bright future in linebacking.

[Splash News]

Mel B. bikini pics! (Miami - 3/14)

I can't tell what's sexier about this pic -- Mel's smoking or her prison tats. Ohhh I just can't choose! It's like asking me to pick a favorite between my two new babies . . . definitely not Jeremy -- kid can't go one day without shitting his pants. Learn a little self control.

[INFDaily.com]