Mel B


Mel B's epic wedgie pick (4/20)

While on the way to a photoshoot in Beverly Hill on Sunday, Scary Spice had a wedgie that needed picking. So she did what any proper English lady would do -- full on pick that shit in public in full view of the paparazzi. "I doth think mine undergarments hath bunched into me turdhole." Wait, do English people still talk like it's the 1500s?

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  • Mel B Wedgie Pick 1
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Mel B heading to a gym in L.A. (4/8)

Ugh, men can be such pigs. In her neon sports bra and zebra spandex pants that I'm pretty sure just gave a little Asian kid a seizure, Mel B clearly just wants to be left alone.

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Paparazzi photos from Monday, September 2

Mel B arriving at Nobu in London (pics start here)

Lady Gaga leaving Boujis nightclub in London (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio shopping at Whole Foods in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Nicole Richie at a beach party in Malibu (pics start here)

Kirsten Dunst shopping in Silver Lake, CA (pics start here)

Minka Kelly and her dog leaving a animal hospital in Los Angeles (pics start here)

Rita Rusic hanging out with friends on the beach in Miami (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth out and about in Ojai, CA (pics start here)

Reality star Jillian Michaels (The Biggest Loser) and her daughter at the Malibu Chili Cook-Off (pics start here)

James Franco leaving the Venice Internationl Film Festival in Venice, Italy (pics start here)

Justin Bieber arriving on a private jet in Burbank (pics start here)

Leilani Dowding working out at a park in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Moran Atias out and about in Milan (pics start here)

*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mel B Black Nobu Dress 1
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Mel B. bikini pics! (Sydney, Australia - 11/14)

Last time we checked in with Mel B. she was on vacation in a bikini (and the time before that, and the time before that, and the time before that), so it shouldn't come as too big of a shock that she's still on that perpetual vacation. Basically, if doing nothing in your life but relax was equivalent to being an overrated hero in Latvian history, Mel would be Vasili M. Kononov. Yeah I went there, Latvia. What are you gonna do about it?

*37 Mel B. bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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Mel B bikini pics! (Sydney Harbour, Australia - 10/26)

Never got around to posting these last week, but here's some pics of Mel B in Australia on Friday participating in the ultra-safe pastime of drinking wine and walking around a slippery boat deck. Gee, what could possibly go around?

UPDATE: By the way, does anyone know if Mel B is still alive?

*30 Mel B pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scary Spice Bikini Pics 1
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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, July 5

Mel B. and her husband Stephen Belafonte leaving Nobu in London (pics start here)

Rod Stewart and his wife Penny Lancaster leaving 34 restaurant in London (pics start here)

Sharon Stone and her son Quinn in Paris (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster leaving Dry Bar in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Minka Kelly walking her dog in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kevin Bacon out and about in Hawaii (pics start here)

Kelly Brook arriving to her home in London (pics start here)

Amanda Seyfried leaving M Cafe in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Fred Durst and his girlfriend shopping at The Grove in L.A. (pics start here)

Rachel Hunter leaving the Andy LeCompte salon in L.A. (pics start here)

Denise Richards leaving a meeting in New York (pics start here)

Matthew McConaughey's wife Camila Alves out and about in New York (pics start here)

*102 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mel B Upskirt Defense 1
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Paparazzi photos from Monday, March 19

Mel B leaving her hotel in London (pics start here)

Bar Refaeli shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale and a friend leaving Tru nightclub in Hollywood (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl arriving for lunch at P.F. Chang's in Woodland Hills, CA (pics start here)

Kelly Brook and her boyfriend Thom Evans out and about in London (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio taking her daughter Anja to the Mirror Mirror premiere at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon arriving for lunch at Tavern in Brentwood (pics start here)

Cuba Gooding Jr. on the set of Guilty in New York (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr out and about in New York (pics start here)

Ewan McGregor leaving Pressed Juicery in Brentwood (pics start here)

Aimee Teegarden on the set of The Selection in Vancouver (pics start here)

Actress Rachael Taylor (Charlie's Angels) out and about in New York (pics start here)

Ryan Phillippe picking his dry cleaning in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*129 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Mel B has a real sweet tooth

Oh no, Scary Spice tweeted a joke about date rape . . . EVERYONE PANIC!!! Via Contact Music:
British singer Melanie Brown has apologized for making an inappropriate comment about date rape, insisting she "did not mean to offend anyone". The former Spice Girls star caused controversy with a post on Twitter.com in which she told fans, "My husband is asleep. I think I may date rape him!"

The message sparked outrage from her followers and Brown has now apologised for the remark. She writes, "Sorry for the 'date rape comment' I did not mean to offend anyone at all my sincere apologies!"
Some people need to chill the fuck out. It was pretty obvious her comment was meant as a joke. Of course you can't really expect a rational reaction from people following Scary Spice on Twitter . . . because they're following Scary Spice on Twitter. If you're going to hang on her every word, you might as well follow a few other celebrities from the 90s that have just as many relevant things to say -- celebrities like Kurt Cobain or River Phoenix.

*34 Mel B pictures total in the gallery:

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Mel B at Malibu Beach (7/26)

Mel B took a break from her busy schedule of lifting heavy things and not fitting into normal shirts to go to Malibu Beach on Monday. In related news, scientists in Denmark today revealed that huge fake tits that are way-too-big for your frame are "really really awesome." Not sure why they'd actually be researching that, but, cool.

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Paparazzi photos from Monday, July 12

Mel B at the "Keep L.A. Running" event in L.A. (pics start here)

British actor Lucy Davis (The Office) in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (pics start here)

Colin Farrell in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Eva Longoria and her husband Tony Parker shopping on Avenue Montaigne in Paris (pics start here)

TV presenter Konnie Huq at X Factor auditions in Manchester, UK (pics here)

Dakota Fanning arriving to LAX airport (pics start here)

Jane Lynch at Urth Caffe in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon and her agent/boyfriend Jim Toth leaving Blue Plate Oysterette in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Lil' Kim at Millions Of Milkshakes in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ellen Page arriving to LAX airport from London (pics start here)

Leonardo DiCaprio at the French premiere of Inception at the Cinéma Gaumont Champs-Elysées in Paris (pics start here)

Kim Cattrall receiving an honorary degree from Liverpool John Moores University at the Anglican Cathedral in Liverpool, England (pics start here)

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