Mel B. bikini pics! (11/7 - Hurghada, Egypt)
Don’t ask me why Mel B. and her big ol’ fake boobs are in Egypt because I don’t know. I mean, who the hell wants to go to Egypt? There’s nothing there. I could think of about a million better places to take a vacation. Like Vegas. I love Vegas. Have you seen the Luxor? It’s amazing!
Mel B. at the “Carousel of Hope Ball” in Beverly Hills (10/25)
+ Painted boobs are, like, the hottest thing ever (semi NSFW) [With Leather]
+ Brittny Gastineau wearing a super slutty shirt [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Hayden Panettiere Flashes Her “Panties” [Egotastic!]
+ Your Jessica Alba smoking hot pic of the week [College Humor]
+ The shocker, medically speaking [Holy Taco]
+ Marisa Miller is the hottest baseball player EVER [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Your mommy’s a prostitute [Bastardly]
+ Cheryl Tweedy is a goddess [Popoholic]
+ SNL chick popped out a boy [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Megan Fox nude - in your dreams [CityRag]
+ Tom Cruise totally disses Matt Lauer [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Brangelina might get married after all [Yeeeah!]
+ Which celebrity love doll do you want to bang? [popbytes]
[BauerGriffinOnline, Pacific Coast News, Flynet]
Mel B. bikini pics! (Miami - 5/27)
Wouldn’t you ditch the animal print bikinis if you were Mel B.? I’m thinking a nice print in day-glo orange would be safer for her. “Coming up on News at 11: Local man guns down wild beast on South Beach . . . ‘I didn’t know what kind of animal it was, I just knew it had to be shot.’”
Mel B. bikini pics! (Miami - 3/16)
I had these yesterday but for safety reasons I couldn’t post them. There’s only so many bikini pics of this chick the average human can see in one day before going crazy. It’s true. They did a study one time somewhere. They even used beakers. Fucking beakers man! It was pretty official.
[Splash News]
Mel B. bikini pics! (Miami - 3/16)
Something weird is going on with Mel B.’s boobs. They appear to be merging in the center of her chest to form one uniboob. At least her shoulders look great. Nice and broad. If this whole music thing doesn’t work out, she’s got a bright future in linebacking.
[Splash News]
Mel B. bikini pics! (Miami - 3/14)
I can’t tell what’s sexier about this pic — Mel’s smoking or her prison tats. Ohhh I just can’t choose! It’s like asking me to pick a favorite between my two new babies . . . definitely not Jeremy — kid can’t go one day without shitting his pants. Learn a little self control.
[INFDaily.com]
Mel B backstage (11/13)
I swear, is there a more paranoid group of people than trannies? Hello, duct tape? No one’s gonna see your tuck if you use duct tape. How do you think the Williams’ sisters have been dominating tennis for the past decade? 50% XY chromosomes, 40% duct tape, 10% ability.
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Mel B with new husband/con man Stephen Belafonte on the left. Mel B with Dancing with the Stars partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy on the right.
