Mel B

Mel B has a real sweet tooth

Oh no, Scary Spice tweeted a joke about date rape . . . EVERYONE PANIC!!! Via Contact Music:

British singer Melanie Brown has apologized for making an inappropriate comment about date rape, insisting she "did not mean to offend anyone". The former Spice Girls star caused controversy with a post on Twitter.com in which she told fans, "My husband is asleep. I think I may date rape him!"

The message sparked outrage from her followers and Brown has now apologised for the remark. She writes, "Sorry for the 'date rape comment' I did not mean to offend anyone at all my sincere apologies!"

Some people need to chill the fuck out. It was pretty obvious her comment was meant as a joke. Of course you can't really expect a rational reaction from people following Scary Spice on Twitter . . . because they're following Scary Spice on Twitter. If you're going to hang on her every word, you might as well follow a few other celebrities from the 90s that have just as many relevant things to say -- celebrities like Kurt Cobain or River Phoenix.

*34 Mel B pictures total in the gallery:

Mel B at Malibu Beach (7/26)

Mel B took a break from her busy schedule of lifting heavy things and not fitting into normal shirts to go to Malibu Beach on Monday. In related news, scientists in Denmark today revealed that huge fake tits that are way-too-big for your frame are "really really awesome." Not sure why they'd actually be researching that, but, cool.

*25 photos total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Monday, July 12

Mel B at the "Keep L.A. Running" event in L.A. (pics start here)

British actor Lucy Davis (The Office) in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (pics start here)

Colin Farrell in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Eva Longoria and her husband Tony Parker shopping on Avenue Montaigne in Paris (pics start here)

TV presenter Konnie Huq at X Factor auditions in Manchester, UK (pics here)

Dakota Fanning arriving to LAX airport (pics start here)

Jane Lynch at Urth Caffe in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon and her agent/boyfriend Jim Toth leaving Blue Plate Oysterette in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Lil' Kim at Millions Of Milkshakes in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ellen Page arriving to LAX airport from London (pics start here)

Leonardo DiCaprio at the French premiere of Inception at the Cinéma Gaumont Champs-Elysées in Paris (pics start here)

Kim Cattrall receiving an honorary degree from Liverpool John Moores University at the Anglican Cathedral in Liverpool, England (pics start here)

*119 photos total in the gallery:

Mel B arriving to a photo shoot in the Hollywood Hills (3/5)

+ Queen Latifah should not be wearing bikinis [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Jennifer Aniston will die alone [IDLYITW]
+ Mark Wahlberg is getting a little pudgy [Just Jared]
+ Shauna Sand upskirt shot [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Jack Nicholson likes to have sex with his sunglasses on? [Dlisted]

+ Gabourey Sidibe offered free weight loss pills [PopEater]
+ Predators sneak peek [Bam! Kapow!]
+ Teacher to class: I'm becoming a stripper [Zelda Lily]
+ Having fun with stop signs [Attuworld]

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Mel B out and about in the Hollywood Hills (12/21)

+ Lindsay Lohan is holding a garage sale [Wonderwall]

+ Coco. In a bikini. SWEET JESUS! [The Superficial]
+ Canadian model Kim Cloutier in lingerie [IDLYITW]
+ Whores, both of 'em [Just Jared]
+ Pam Anderson has some seriously screwed up tits [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Charlie Sheen and his wife are in counseling. Awww, how sweet. [PopEater]
+ Ashley Tisdale looks pretty decent in a bikini [Popoholic]
+ Katy Perry. In leather. Sexy. [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Megan Fox looks yummy [moejackson]

+ The worst haircuts in rock [College Humor]
+ Kim Kardashian got peed on. For reals. [The Blemish]
+ Jon Gosselin will do anything for publicity [Dlisted]
+ Anna Hathaway to ruin Spiderman franchise [Cele|bitchy]

Mel B Halloween Costume

Mel B at the 2009 Bony Pony Ranch Halloween Carnival in L.A. (10/31)

Mel B leaving the Mayfair Hotel in London (9/6)

Trashed last week. Trashed this week. Mel B is making a nice little run at Guy Ritchie for the title of "Celeb Who Most Smells Like Happy Hour" (Guy drunk here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here). Do you think if Guy knocked Mel up that nine months later she'd give birth to a pony keg? That actually happened to my friend's cousin's brother's girlfriend. Craziest thing. An honest to goodness pony keg came out of her vagina. Totally shattered her pelvis.

Mel B at the Mayfair Bar in London (9/1)

Mel B got hammered Monday night/Tuesday morning at the Mayfair Bar in London. Must be nice being able to drink into the wee hours of a Tuesday morning. I normally stop around midnight on weekdays. But hey, I'm a new father. I got responsibilities. Did you know that after 15 or so beers, a newborn crying actually sounds like Mozart? Craziest thing.

Mel B and her husband Stephen Belafonte out and about in New York (8/20)

+ Karina Smirnoff semi upskirt [Drunken Stepfather]

+ 25 reasons to stop using condoms [Holy Taco]
+ A little something for the ladies [Just Jared]
+ Katie Price upskirt [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Emma Roberts in a tiny yellow bikini [moejackson]

+ Blake Lively gets busty for her birthday [Popoholic]
+ Carla Velli is Italian, topless [IDLYITW]
+ Kendra Wilkinson opens up about nipple discharge [Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Will these two just shut the fuck up already? [Cele|bitchy]

Mel B and her husband Stephen Belafonte in L.A. (8/17)

I'm not quite sure what's going on in this picture but I think Mel B's looking for her car keys. Well the joke's on her, because the valet has them! Wow, how embarrassing. I would just die.