Mel B in Ibiza, Spain (7/4)
About that cold.
This would make a very sexy Coke and/or Marlboro ad.
*15 Mel B pictures total in the gallery:
Charlotte McKinney at the House of CB Flagship Store Launch in West Hollywood (6/15)
This is incredible. House of CB launched their flagship store earlier this week and, somehow, Charlotte McKinney was out-boobed by three other women:
and Mel B:
This is like the 1990 version of Ozzie Guillen beating Babe Ruth in a home run derby. Or Rosie O'Donnell getting beaten in a wing-eating contest by literally anyone else on Earth. Amazing.
*30 House of CB pictures total in the gallery:
Mel B and her ridiculous abs headline the latest roundup of the sexiest social media pics of the week. A lot of people have a cigarette after sex. Mel B? Rips out a set of 100 crunches. And then cracks a walnut in her belly button, which she doesn't eat. Pretty wasteful if you ask me.
*10 pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Friday, July 25
Mel B. on her way to an event in New York (pics start here)
Vanessa Lachey and Nick Lachey leaving a doctor's office in Brentwood (pics start here)
Kate Hudson leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)
Olivia Wilde leaving a coffee shop in New York (pics start here)
Emily Osment at the premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)
Ke$ha arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
Kelly Brook out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Taylor Swift out for lunch in New York (pics start here)
Anne Hathaway arriving at the Crosby Hotel in New York (pics start here)
Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)
Pippa Middleton shopping in London (pics start here)
Natalie Portman running errands in Los Feliz (pics start here)
*117paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Mel B's epic wedgie pick (4/20)
While on the way to a photoshoot in Beverly Hill on Sunday, Scary Spice had a wedgie that needed picking. So she did what any proper English lady would do -- full on pick that shit in public in full view of the paparazzi. "I doth think mine undergarments hath bunched into me turdhole." Wait, do English people still talk like it's the 1500s?
*16 Mel B. pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Monday, September 2
Mel B arriving at Nobu in London (pics start here)
Lady Gaga leaving Boujis nightclub in London (pics start here)
Alessandra Ambrosio shopping at Whole Foods in Santa Monica (pics start here)
Nicole Richie at a beach party in Malibu (pics start here)
Kirsten Dunst shopping in Silver Lake, CA (pics start here)
Minka Kelly and her dog leaving a animal hospital in Los Angeles (pics start here)
Rita Rusic hanging out with friends on the beach in Miami (pics start here)
Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth out and about in Ojai, CA (pics start here)
Reality star Jillian Michaels (The Biggest Loser) and her daughter at the Malibu Chili Cook-Off (pics start here)
James Franco leaving the Venice Internationl Film Festival in Venice, Italy (pics start here)
Justin Bieber arriving on a private jet in Burbank (pics start here)
Leilani Dowding working out at a park in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Moran Atias out and about in Milan (pics start here)
*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Mel B. bikini pics! (Sydney, Australia - 11/14)
Last time we checked in with Mel B. she was on vacation in a bikini (and the time before that, and the time before that, and the time before that), so it shouldn't come as too big of a shock that she's still on that perpetual vacation. Basically, if doing nothing in your life but relax was equivalent to being an overrated hero in Latvian history, Mel would be Vasili M. Kononov. Yeah I went there, Latvia. What are you gonna do about it?
*37 Mel B. bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Mel B bikini pics! (Sydney Harbour, Australia - 10/26)
Never got around to posting these last week, but here's some pics of Mel B in Australia on Friday participating in the ultra-safe pastime of drinking wine and walking around a slippery boat deck. Gee, what could possibly go around?
UPDATE: By the way, does anyone know if Mel B is still alive?
*30 Mel B pictures total in the gallery: