Tragic ending to the Ryan Jenkins saga -- or "not tragic" if you're not related to him. He killed himself at a motel in Hope, British Columbia, on Sunday, just three days after he was charged with first degree murder in the death of his wife Jasmine Fiore. From Canada's CBC News:
Adam Curt, a [Thunderbird motel] employee, said Jenkins "looked stressed out," and "wouldn't look anybody in the eye." Walker said Jenkins "looked spent" and did not resemble the photo that had been all over the news.
When [Jenkins and a mysterious blonde woman] didn't check out, Walker entered the room and found Jenkins hanging from the bar of a coat rack by a belt.
"He definitely wanted to die. I smelt death," Walker said.
Kill your wife. Flee to Canada. Kill yourself. Wow, brilliant plan. Clearly some thought went into this. It's too bad such a bright mind had to be taken from us so soon. Well I hope he enjoys hell (A tip for Ryan: BrutalAnalRapeLand is obviously the hottest new theme park in the underworld. Get there early -- before 7AM -- unless you want to be waiting in lines all day; oh, and try the funnel cakes).
Megan Hauserman at the premiere party for Megan Wants a Millionaire in Las Vegas (7/31)
Whore/reality star Megan Hauserman's search for a sugar daddy isn't going quite as well as she hoped. Ryan Alexander Jenkins, a contestant on her VH1 reality show Megan Wants a Millionaire, is a "person of interest" in the death of Playboy rep Jasmine Fiore (pic here), whose body was found in a dumpster in Buena Park last Saturday. From TMZ:
[Fiore] was first reported missing by Jenkins on Saturday night. We're told the Buena Park PD has been trying unsuccessfully to contact him and fear he may be on the run. A police official told us they fear the 32-year-old Jenkins, a resident of Calgary, may be fleeing to Canada. As the official put it, "It's suspicious."
I don't think Megan has anything to worry about. This Jasmine girl sounded pretty trashy. I bet she never even got her GED like Megan did last year.
Remember the story a few weeks ago about Sharon Osbourne kicking that skank's ass at the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion show? Well now we have video. Skip ahead to the 6:55 mark. Whatever you do, don't watch the entire clip. I did and now my IQ is roughly 50 points lower. Paste is yummy!
Rock of Love: Charm School contestant Megan Hauserman
Sharon Osbourne is under investigation by the LAPD for beating up a contestant from the VH1 reality show Rock of Love: Charm School. The fight went down during the taping of the reunion special Saturday night in Los Angeles. From TMZ:
Megan Hauserman claims Sharon Osbourne went ballistic during a taping of the show's reunion special Saturday night. She says Sharon O. ran across the stage of the show, grabbed Megan by her hair and would not let go. She says Sharon (who is the host of the show) continued to pull to pull at her hair and scratch her until security eventually separated the two. Megan went to the hospital Sunday afternoon and filed a report with the LAPD on Sunday night.
We're told Sharon's nonsensical hubby Ozzy was the cause of the beat down. According to Megan, she responded to a crack Sharon made about her by saying Sharon is only famous for managing a brain dead rock star. That's what set Sharon off. (Source)
A lot of people criticize Rock of Love: Charm School, calling it "worthless," the "lowest of the low," and "what's wrong with American television." Wrong, wrong, and wrong. I'll have you know as Megan was getting her extensions pulled out by Sharon, she managed to keep a book balanced on top of her head the entire time. This so-called "worthless" show transformed her into quite the graceful young lady.
