Megan Fox

Megan Fox is too broke to have kids

Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me. I bet she just doesn't want to have sex with her husband. From the Daily Mail:

Former Transformers star Megan Fox has revealed she wants to have kids - when she's got enough money saved in the bank. The 25-year-old star, whose career nosedived after she was sacked from the latest Transformers film, said she wants to be financially secure before becoming a mother.

She said: "I want to have children -- I've always wanted kids it’s just about the timing being right. I have a number in my mind of what amount of money I want in the bank so that I can protect that child's future and really protect it so that kid never struggles."

She's waiting to make more money before she has kids? I don't know exactly how much Megan made for the Transformers movies, but I'm pretty sure it's more than 99% of what most Americans have made in their entire lives. Besides, if she's waiting until she's MORE financially secure than she is now, she'll be waiting a long time. The only people in Hollywood right now more of a pariah than Megan are Mel Gibson and anyone Asian.

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Megan Fox at the premiere of Friends with Kids in Toronto (9/9)

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Megan Fox leaving Benihana in Beverly Hills (9/3)

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, September 1

Megan Fox leaving the Ken Paves Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Henry Cavill filming Man of Steel in Plano, Illinois (pics start here)

Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (pics start here)

Maria Menounos at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Duffy leaving Scott's restaurant in London (pics start here)

Brooklyn Decker watching the US Open in New York (pics start here)

Kate Winslet at a photocall for Carnage at the 68th Venice Film Festival in Italy (pics start here)

Kristin Cavallari arriving at a dance studio in Hollywood to practice for Dancing with the Stars (pics start here)

Soleil Moon Frye signing copies of her new book Happy Chaos at Barnes & Noble at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Cindy Crawford, husband Rande Gerber, and George Clooney arriving at the Excelsior Hotel for the opening dinner of the 68th Venice Film Festival in Italy (pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving a friend's house in North Hollywood (pics start here)

Abbie Cornish at a photocall for W.E. at the 68th Venice Film Festival in Italy (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens leaving a yoga class in Studio City (pics start here)

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Megan Fox on the set of This is Forty in L.A. (8/22)

It was revealed earlier this year (see here) that Megan Fox is getting that huge Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her forearm lasered off. And now Megan is telling Amica magazine that the reason she wants it gone is because Marilyn was a negative person. Wait, what? Hasn't she been dead for 50 years? Did she come back to life and get into an argument with Megan or something? I'm so confused. Via Us Weekly:

Gentlemen may prefer blondes -- but Megan Fox would now prefer to have her giant Marilyn Monroe tattoo erased from her right forearm. The 25-year-old star confirmed to Italian fashion magazine Amica that she is in the process of removing (via laser treatments) the talked-about portrait of the Hollywood legend from her famous body.

"I'm removing it," Fox says. "She was a negative person, she was disturbed, bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life." (Indeed, the notoriously troubled Monroe died in 1962 at age 36 of a drug overdose.)

This is just a prime example of why young people are stupid:

1. Young person gets a huge tattoo on a highly visible part of their body to express their rebelliousness.
2. Young person hits adulthood, instantly regrets tattoo.
3. Adult wastes thousands of dollars lasering off tattoo that could have spent on something more productive like porn or monkey butler..
   

Hint kids: No one will hire you for a job if your arms look like a fucking freeway overpass covered in graffiti. Don't get tattoos on visible parts of your body. It's why the rose tattoo I got in college is on my ankle.

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Megan Fox on the set of This is Forty in L.A. (8/22)

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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, July 30 and Sunday, July 31

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green leaving Pinches Tacos in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jason Biggs and Chris Klein on the set of American Reunion in Monroe, Georgia (pics start here)

Rosario Dawson riding her bike in Venice Beach (pics start here)

David Beckham boogie-boarding in Malibu (pics start here)

Kristin Cavallari out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale arriving on a flight at Miami International Airport (pics start here)

Brooke Burke, husband David Charvet, and their kids Heaven and Chaya arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian going to a friend's baby shower in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

P. Diddy arriving at the VIP Room in Saint Tropez (pics start here)

Jenna Fischer (The Office) at a Lexus dealership in L.A. (pics start here)

Paris Hilton hosting a beach party in Malibu (pics start here)

Justin Bieber arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Nicky Hilton at a beach party in Malibu (pics start here)

Anna Kendrick celebrating her birthday at Vanity nightclub at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas (pics start here)

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Megan Fox on the set of The Dictator in New York (7/11)

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Megan Fox didn't cheat on Brian Austin Green

Much was made earlier this week about Shia LaBeouf's interview with Details where he pretty much confirmed the rumor that he nailed Megan Fox while the two were working on Transformers in 2009. Was she single at the time? Did she cheat on Brian Austin Green? Not that it matters (What, was he going to dump her? For who, a waitress at IHOP?), but a source who worked on Transformers told Us Weekly that Megan didn't cheat:

"Yes, Megan and Shia hooked up. It was when Megan and Brian broke up. They had a 10-month break before getting back together.

"[Shia and Megan] bonded while filming. Believe me, that was an unhappy set. I think they were drawn together because it was so ugly working [with Michael Bay] on that film."

Jesus, do any of the actors in this movie franchise know when to shut up? Shia should have learned from Megan's mistake that you absolutely DO NOT act "unhappy" on set. Otherwise, you'll end up getting fired and see your career fizzle so badly that you'll end up doing complete losers like Jonah Hex or Brian Austin Green.

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Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf in 2009

Pretty much from day one of them stepping onto the Transformers set, Shia LaBeouf was rumored to be banging Megan Fox. In 2009, a witness who saw the two together at a party told the New York Daily News:

"They definitely seemed into each other. Shia couldn’t keep his eyes off of Megan: He literally watched her like a hawk all night."

After Megan married Brian Austin Green in 2010, a source told the Chicago Sun Times that Brian was "Plan B":

"She never got over ['Transformers' co-star] Shia LaBeouf. ... Brian has always been her second choice, but he's a good guy and truly is crazy about her. But, I don't think that one-way street kind of relationship will eventually work out, I'm sorry to say."

So I guess Shia's new interview in Details doesn't really come as much of a shock:

Asked if he hooked up with Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. "Look, you're on the set for six months, with someone who's rooting to be attracted to you, and you're rooting to be attracted to them," he explains. "I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen." When I inquire about Fox's status at the time with her longtime boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, LaBeouf replies, "I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. . . ."—repeating the phrase exactly 12 times with various intonations, as if trying to get it just right. Finally, he says, "It was what it was."

I've got to hand it to Shia -- it took some kind of restraint to keep this quiet for the past two years. If I had sex with Megan Fox, I'd run a full page ad in The New York Times. And that ad would tell everyone to watch my commercial during the Super Bowl where I talk about the time I had sex with Megan Fox.

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