Megan Fox house-hunting in the Hollywood Hills (7/12)
Don't count on seeing Megan Fox seduced by James Bond anytime soon. Megan wants to be taken seriously as an actress . . . says the girl who was in a movie called
Whore (no, seriously, scroll to
the bottom of the cast list). From the
New York Daily News:
The "Transformers" actress has reportedly said no to being either shaken or stirred, and turned down a role in the upcoming 007 flick, known at the moment simply as “Bond 23.” The U.K.’s Daily Star claims the Fox-y one would “rather be a more central part of a movie” and not just a pretty face (or body). She’s all about being the leading lady, not just an accessory.
Unless Megan wants to play the role of a watch that shoots lasers, a car that operates underwater, or a pen that explodes, there isn't much more of a "central character" to a James Bond movie than the Bond girl. Besides, she's got all of the qualities she needs for the role -- she's attractive, young, and expendable. One thing she doesn't have is a cool name like Pussy Galore or Holly Goodhead. My suggestion: Toe Thumb McCakes-On-Make-Up.*
*hey, I can't be nice to her all the time
Megan Fox leaving Pradeep's restaurant in Santa Monica (7/9)
+
The Hoff still has groupies [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Boobies! (
NSFW) [
College Humor]
+ Megan Fox is a sexy school girl [
Just Jared]
+ Bai Ling nip slip (
NSFW) [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Lady Gaga is a freaking monster [
The Blemish]
+ The hot Kardashian sister [
Holy Taco]
+ Jon Gosselin started the rumor that Kate cheated [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Britney Spears has nipple-itis [
Attuworld]
+ President Obama caught scoping out a 16-year-old's ass [
F-Listed]
+ Joe Jackson has dollar signs in his eyes [
Cele|bitchy]
Megan Fox and Michael Bay at the German premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen at the Potsdamer Platz Square in Berlin (6/14)
Megan Fox scored the lead in
Transformers in a rather unorthodox way. She washed the director's car. Wait, what? From Jason Solomons at
The Observer:
Talking to Megan Fox who was in town for the Transformers 2 premiere, I found her more forthright and intelligent than her performance in the mega-hit would suggest. The role demands that she drapes herself over motorbikes and runs around in a vest. How did she get the part which has made her what lads' mags call the "hottest girl on the planet". She told me she went to director Michael Bay's house to audition and he made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her. She said she didn't know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed. "Er, I don't know where it is either."
Please tell me "wash my car" is a euphemism for "dress up in this French maid outfit and suck me like a popsicle on a warm summer day." If not, Michael Bay is totally gay.
Megan Fox at Heathrow Airport in London (7/6)
Remember last month when Megan Fox
told The Sun that she wanted to bang the Korean singer 'Rain' (
this dude) -- or as she called him: "The Korean Justin Timberlake." Well she was serious. She got a hold of him but he said he wasn't interested. WTF? From
Yahoo!:
According to media reports, Fox has spoke numerously about her admiration for Rain while on the movie promotional tour. And that was not just a comment made by Fox; she has indeed extended a dinner date to Rain through her manager but was rejected by the Korean star who was "not interested".
Yet, the rejection did not wound her pride and ironically, it has built up stronger interest of Rain in Fox who recently criticized the comparison of herself to Angelina Jolie.
According to reports, Fox loves such challenges and has no plans to give up. She would continue extending her invite to Rain, hoping that he would agree to meet up someday.
What guy in his right mind would actually turn down a date with Megan Fox? There can only be three reasons for such a snub: 1. He's gay, 2. He's gay, and 3. He's gay. Of course, the real reason for the rejection could be that Rain is unhappy with how the United States is currently handling the nuclear missile crisis and economic trade embargo with North Korea -- that, or he's gay. I'm leaning towards the latter.
Megan Fox outside Fuse Studios in New York (6/26)
Remember that story on Tuesday about Shia LaBeouf
probably nailing Megan Fox? Well maybe we shouldn't erect a statue of his penis in the middle of Times Square quite yet. He probably didn't hit that. From
Fox News:
"I understand the introspection that way, we have been working with each other for years now. She is a very attractive girl and I am a red blooded 23-year-old," LaBeouf said. "I get it ...It makes sense to me but it is just a professional relationship regardless of what my wishes and hopes would be."
But how does Fox feel about the romance rumors?
"We have just a real good natural chemistry. I enjoy the shit out of him, I enjoy his personality a lot," she said. "He is absurdly witty, I love him to death and we sort of have like a natural banter, brother-sister relationship that we both enjoy."
Megan "enjoys his personality" and thinks he's "absurdly witty"? Oh man, that's the kiss of death. "I enjoy your personality" is chick-speak for "You will never see me naked." Plus, the fact that Megan thinks of Shia in a "brother-sister" kind of way means that the only way he's ever going to be able to score with her is if they both move to the Ozarks . . . or turn into
the Jolie siblings.
Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf at the German premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen at the Potsdamer Platz Square in Berlin (6/14)
Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf have been spending a lot of time together lately while promoting the newest
Transformers film, so it comes as no surprise that he probably weaseled his way into her bed. From the
New York Daily News:
Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox are certainly fanning the gossip fires when it comes to reports they’re an item. The “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” co-stars (whose movie killed the competition with a $201 million five-day opening) sat side by side during a dinner with 10 pals — including director Oliver Stone — at Nobu on Thursday.
"They definitely seemed into each other," says a witness, who told us that when Fox left at 10 p.m., LaBeouf followed hot on her heels. Another spy added that, while partying at a Rose’s bash in West Hollywood earlier in the week, "Shia couldn’t keep his eyes off of Megan: He literally watched her like a hawk all night."
Watched her like a hawk? I've actually had a judge use that same exact phrase right before he handed down my sentence. Yet the
Daily News somehow makes it seem cute and innocent. Dammit, I wish they had been writing about my "situation" last year instead of the rookies that work at my local paper. I bet those veterans would have never used such a loaded term as "Panty Bandit."
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green out and about in L.A. (6/23)
Even though they're
supposed to be broken up, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were spotted getting coffee together this morning. Shortly after this pic was taken, a herd of golden unicorns ran by the couple and then flew off into the sky. A bystander commented, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT . . . did you see that dork with Megan Fox?!"
Megan Fox feels sorry for the fat kid
Megan Fox is sorry for dissing that chubby kid in London last week. The kid attempted to give Megan a rose as a symbol of his unrequited love but Megan totally blew him off. She told
WENN:
"I feel so sad for him. That’s so terrible. That kills me. There were, like 80 million people everywhere. It’s dark, all I see are flashes. Everyone’s yelling different things… and I didn’t know what was happening. If you know his name, I will send him a personal apology. I’m horrified. I would never do that. I’m sorry, sweet boy. I would never do that to you, and I would gladly accept your rose if I see you again."
Didn't Megan get the memo? Hollywood starlets aren't supposed to console heart-broken 14-year-olds these days. Teachers are. Oh, and after reading this story, I can pretty much guarantee you three things in life: 1. Death, 2. Taxes, and 3. There'll be 400 dudes holding out a single rose at Megan's next public appearance -- which of course is all just a big waste of their time . . . since I'll be there with a dozen. According to this rose chart I have, that's at least worth a reach around.
Megan Fox at the London premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen at the Odeon Leicester Square (6/15)
I don't mean to turn Celebslam into a Megan Fox fansite (
or do I), but I think it's worth mentioning that she has been absolutely killing it this past week while promoting
Transformers 2. To put it in "people who are good at hitting home runs" terms, Megan is Babe Ruth and everyone else is that surfer chick from Hawaii who got her arm ripped off by a shark a few years ago.
Megan Fox out and about in L.A. (3/26)
Even though
she already told Australia's
Daily Telegraph last week that she was single, the Internets are on fire today because Megan Fox told
The Sun she was single. To recap, Megan Fox is still single from when she was single last week:
"I'm currently what you would call single I guess." When asked who she'd like to go out with next, Megan replied: "Oh I don't know. There is this Korean Justin Timberlake named Rain and I'm really on his situation now. I'm trying to fix this up. I'm working hard."
The Korean Justin Timberlake? That sounds like a
Saturday Night Live sketch. Are we sure she wasn't joking when she gave this interview? That aside, how stoked are you if you're this 'Rain' dude. Megan Fox basically just called his penis out in front of millions of people. Clearly the only way to settle this feud is for the two of them to meet by the old oak tree after school, and then Megan can blow him.
