Megan Fox leaving an animal hospital in Studio City (10/8)
+
Lucy Pinder is topless [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Jaime Pressly is still wearing a bikini [
The Superficial]
+ Marisa Miller is also still wearing a bikini [
IDLYITW]
+
Bar Refaeli's bikini ass [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jon Gosselin has to return $180k to his wife [
OK! Magazine]
+ Huge boobies! (
NSFW) [
College Humor]
+ I can see part of Kim Kardashian's nipple [
Popoholic]
+ Spencer Pratt bought 3000
Playboys [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Matthew Perry's rent is due [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Ashton Kutcher was a dick to January Jones [
Dlisted]
+ I'd like hot asses for $1000, Alex [
Double Viking]
+ Football player runs over cheerleader. Awesome. [
Busted Coverage]
+ Paul Anka to make a shitload of money off Michael Jackson. Huh? [
Attuworld]
Megan Fox appears at the Jennifer’s Body Hot Topic Fan Event at the Hollywood and Highland Center in L.A. (9/16)
Megan Fox's new movie
Jennifer's Body premiered over the weekend, taking in $6.8 million, roughly $24 million less than the #1 movie of the weekend, the computer-animated
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. In other news, kids are fucking stupid. You animate anything and their dumb asses will go see it. I don't care what it is either, grass growing, paint drying, an old episode of
Welcome Back Kotter, whatever. They're like moths to a flame, if moths were retarded.
Megan Fox at the premiere of Jennifer's Body at the Ryerson Theatre in Toronto (9/11)
Megan Fox is not well-loved by all men. Take the
Transformers crew for example. They hate the bitch. After Megan pretty much called director Michael Bay 'Hitler' in a recent interview with
Wonderland magazine, a few crew members posted a lengthy open letter on Bay's website blasting her (excerpts below, full version
on PAGE 2):
"This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight . . . we've had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.
"When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we've had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!
"Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We've heard the A.D's piped over the radio that Megan won't walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John's done seventy-five movies and she's made two!"
Bay responded:
I don't condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don't condone Megan's outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3.
Michael
I'd say Michael Bay was actually responsible for this letter if it weren't for one tiny detail: it had writing in it.
Less than five guys have seen Megan Fox naked Megan Fox is not a slut. Less than five guys have had the pleasure of seeing her naked. She reveals as much in next month's
Cosmo:
Though she's one of the most desired women int he world, Megan admits that she can count the number of guys she's gotten naked in front of on one hand. "I never call them guys. I always called them boys. Maybe it's a superiority complex - my needing to keep them down." (Print Edition)
Megan's only been naked in front of a handful of guys before? Obviously she's not counting the surgeons that did her boob job or the film crew on
this movie set. Actually, the fact that Megan's only been naked in front of just a few men is plausible -- especially when you consider how many women
she's claimed to have slept with. The bottom line is that if Megan's talking about her sex life, it can only mean one thing: she's in a movie that's about to be released.
Megan Fox at a press conference for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen in Beverly Hills (5/21)
In what the
New York Times should be calling "the coolest story to appear on Celebslam ever," Megan Fox opened up to
MTV News about her girl-on-girl scene with Amanda Seyfried in her upcoming film
Jennifer's Body:
"I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss. I think she was extremely uncomfortable. I don't think that — I know that. She was not comfortable and there was a lot of laughing — like, giggling fits that happened in between takes."
And since I know you're all just dying to know,
Jennifer's Body opens in theaters on September 18. I already bought two seats for the midnight screening. One seat for me. One seat for my crumpled-up trench coat.
Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox out and about in L.A. (8/23)
No, I don't mean Brian Austin Green. That would be kinda creepy. I mean the woman to his right, Megan Fox. From
The Sun:
MEGAN FOX has signed up to play Catwoman in the next Batman movie. And I have a strong feline she is the purrfect choice for the part - and thanks to a spot of computer wizardry here's how she might look. (pic here)
Megan will need to get into practice with her talcum powder application. Slipping into the famous PVC catsuit always looked like a tricky business to me. And I would like to be the first person to offer my services as a wardrobe assistant, should she need one.
Wow, those perverts at
The Sun do a story about Megan Fox as the new Catwoman and they don't make one "pussy" joke. They're definitely slipping.
Megan Fox Megan Fox arriving to the Casa del Mar hotel in Santa Monica for a press meeting (8/13)
Megan Fox Megan Fox at the Teen Choice Awards at the Gibson Amphitheater in Universal City (8/9)
Megan Fox at Comic-Con 2009 in San Diego (7/24)
As
mentioned earlier, anyone who is anyone was at Comic-Con in San Diego this weekend, including Megan Fox. In an interview with
Access Hollywood about her new film
Jennifer's Body, Megan . . . well, um, you really have to read it:
"I think this is the perfect fan base," she said. "It’s a horror movie, it’s a comedy, there’s lots of blood, there’s lots of gore, there’s lot of lesbian kissing. There’s everything you could possibly hope for in one movie."
And while her character, a girl possessed by a demon is a literal man-eater, Megan said there’s one real-life guy she’d like to bite into.
"Zac Efron," she said. "I think he’d taste like a strawberry cupcake."
If you're Vanessa Hudgens and you have Megan Fox openly
trying to steal your boyfriend, how do you not respond to this? Vanessa really only has one move here -- she has to show that bitch Megan who really is the best hot oil wrestler in Hollywood. And maybe videotape it, ya' know, so we can have proof.
