Megan Fox

Megan Fox got snubbed

Megan Fox is one of the stars of the upcoming comedy Friends with Kids. But you wouldn't know it looking at the movie poster. Bitch got snubbed. From E!:

Looks like someone wasn't invited to the promotional display party.

The dramedy Friends With Kids, out in theaters on March 9, released their latest promotional poster for the flick, which graces us with the loving appearances of Kristen Wiig, Jon Hamm, Maya Rudolph, Chris O'Dowd, Adam Scott and Jennifer Westfeldt.

Wait a second...where's Megan Fox? It seems as though Fox was not included in the movie ad. Hmmm...why could that be?

She definitely has a starring role, so it's not like her character doesn't matter, so maybe they couldn't fit more than six people on there? And the six had to be three couples?

See, Ladies? No matter how hot you are, your big mouths really hurt your careers. First the Grey's Anatomy broad, now someone who will be truly missed, gorgeous Megan Fox. You don't have to believe me, but look at the evidence: Lionsgate decided to promote a movie by putting three mentally-challenged women on a poster instead of erection-machine Megan. That's obviously payback for Megan trashing the God-awful Transformers franchise. Megan was right, but it wasn't her place to say because, let's be honest, she's a woman. Women are here to look pretty and to make sure dinner is ready when we men say so. If you don't agree and you're a man, you're probably gay. If you don't believe me and you're a woman, you're most likely a spinster, so please stop reading this and go tend to your 10 cats.

*11 Megan Fox pics total in the gallery:

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green leaving Rite-Aid in L.A. (1/13)

OK, that headline may be a bit dramatic, but I don't think I'm too far off base with this. See how Megan's head is tilted away from Brian? See that? I know how to read body language and, dude, I'm pretty sure she wants to fuck me.

*23 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, January 11

Megan Fox leaving a hair salon in L.A. (pics start here)

Olivia Wilde on the set of Burt Wonderstone outside the Bally's Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Natalie Portman out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Kate Beckinsale signing autographs for fans in New York (pics start here)

Cindy Crawford arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Amy Adams on the set of Man of Steel in Vancouver (pics start here)

Emma Stone at the National Board of Reviews Gala in New York (pics start here)

Brandy out and about in New York (pics start here)

Minnie Driver shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Cameron Diaz out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt leaving a restaurant in New York (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler at the Getty Center in L.A. (pics start here)

Helen Hunt and her boyfriend Matthew Carnahan leaving Starbucks in Pacific Palisades (pics start here)

*107 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Megan Fox (and Brian Austin Green) arriving at the Staples Center in L.A. for the Lakers vs. Bulls game (12/25)

*25 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

Megan Fox shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (12/9)

Megan Fox and her older sister (!) went shopping at The Grove yesterday, and at one point, Megan held her Abercombie & Fitch bag in front of her face. "Where'd she go!" one paparazzo gasped, "I just saw her and now she's gone! Ay dios mio!"

*20 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

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Megan Fox shopping at the Madison boutique in West Hollywood (11/30)

*57 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, November 15

Megan Fox at the 10th Annual production of The 24 Hour Plays at the American Airlines Theatre in New York (pics start here)

Forest Whitaker filming his new movie The Truth in Sudbury, Ontario (pics start here)

Elle Macpherson celebrating her 10th anniversary for "Intimates" at Selfridges in London (pics start here)

Kirsten Dunst leaving Chelsea Lately studios in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Rebecca Romijn at the 8th Annual CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards at Skylight SOHO in New York (pics start here)

Salma Hayek arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl arriving at the Montage Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sarah Shahi filming Fairly Legal in Vancouver (pics start here)

Marcia Cross leaving Starbucks in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Victoria Beckham arriving at the Plaza Hotel in New York (pics start here)

Nicole Richie leaving the Andy Lecompte Salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Olivia Wilde at the 8th Annual CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards at Skylight SOHO in New York (pics start here)

Hilary Swank leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Hilary Duff and husband Mike Comrie furniture shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*103 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Megan Fox arriving at an office building in Westwood (11/11)

Of course Megan Fox wears sexy high heels when she's driving. Did you really expect anything else? It's why she's so much more awesome than chicks like Britney Spears (and her "drivin' slippers").

*26 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

Did Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green split up?

Megan Fox was spotted leaving Larchmont Bungalow in L.A. yesterday without two thing: 1. her husband Brian Austin Green, and 2. her wedding ring. C'mon, Brian. Dry-humping is not "technically" cheating. And it only happened once. You get a bottle of white zin in me and I start doing some crazy shit.

*15 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, November 2

Megan Fox running errands in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jim Caviezel on the set of Person of Interest in New York (pics start here)

Eva Longoria at the Fullfillment Fund's 2011 Stars Gala at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sarah Shahi on the set of Fairly Legal in Vancouver (pics start here)

Tyra Banks arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Katie Price launching her novel Santa Baby at The Worx Studios in London (pics start here)

Lindsay Lohan leaving court in L.A. (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian at the Kadashian Kollection handbag launch at Hugos in Sydney (pics start here)

Christina Ricci arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Rose McGowan at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jennifer Connelly out and about in New York (pics start here)

Pete Wentz and his new girlfriend Meagan Camper shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Heidi Klum arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Kat Von D out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*135 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: