Megan Fox

Megan Fox on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in New York (5/6)

Are you really surprised that the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles features Megan Fox jumping on a trampoline?

*68 Megan Fox as April O'Neil pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Monday, May 6

Megan Fox on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in New York (pics start here)

Amber Heard out and about in New York (pics start here)

Kylie Minogue going to lunch in New York (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian going to lunch in New York (pics start here)

Josh Hartnett catching a cab in New York (pics start here)

Cameron Diaz on the set of The Other Woman in New York (pics start here)

Britney Spears grocery shopping in Thousand Oaks (pics start here)

Jessica Biel out and about in New York (pics start here)

Alexa Chung out and about in New York (pics start here)

Karolina Kurkova out and about in New York (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio taking her daughter to the doctor in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Orlando Bloom visiting a medical building in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*115 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Megan Fox out and about in L.A. (4/21)

It seems like Megan Fox has gone into hiding lately, but there she is Sunday out for lunch in L.A. with her husband Brian Austin Green. "Wow, what an extraordinarily lucky woman to be blessed with such a talented and successful husband," thought no one.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: "MEGAN FOX'S CAMELTOE FROM HEAVEN"

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Megan Fox at the Heliopolis Urbanization Project in Sao Paulo, Brazil (2/9)

In Sao Paulo for Carnival, that's Megan Fox at the "Heliopolis Urbanization Project" on Saturday. According to Flynet, "Heliopolis started as a shanty town with over 100,000 inhabitants but has quickly emerged as a self-run nonprofit town -- Megan paid a visit to the town to learn about a program to keep kids off of drugs and alcohol by encouraging them to masturbate instead to thoughts of her dancing in a slutty little dress and high heels." Okay, I may have added that last part.

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Megan Fox says she's less crazy

Megan Fox says she's become less of a weirdo since giving birth last year, so that's pretty cool. Via Contact Music:

Actress Megan Fox has overcome her battle with obsessive-compulsive disorder after giving birth to her son last year. The star opened up about her issues in 2010, and admitted she was so terrified of germs that she couldn't bear to eat out at restaurants. But after the arrival of her firstborn Noah, the star reveals her anxieties about bacteria have eased up.

She tells Britain's Marie Claire magazine, "I think (husband) Brian (Austin Green) was waiting to see what I would do (during the birth), because, you know, when they come out they are covered in all kinds of stuff. I took him right on my chest and, from that moment, nothing he does freaks me out. I don't want to give him a complex. (The anxiety) has been significantly better since he was born. I would say, like, 80 per cent better. Which is nice."

See what happens when a baby falls out of your meat grinder, ladies? You stop being interesting. Look, Megan went from being the insanely hot crazy chick in Transformers  to being the super hot sane MILF with weird thumbs. I'm sorry, but since our society is a fickle whore, you girls can be either good mothers with no media presence or batshit crazy superstars. The choice is yours.

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Megan Fox in the March issue of Marie Claire UK

+ Hooray for Kate Upton's cleavage! [Celebuzz]

+ Miley Cyrus is braless [Popoholic]
+ Sasha Grey goes a little more mainstream [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Hah, you suck January Jones! [The Superficial]
+ Graciella Carvalho is also braless (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Whitney Houston's family is just great [Evil Beet]
+ Lindsay Lohan's five best excuses [Socialite Life]
+ Side view boobs [Double Viking]
+ Fatty! [I'm Not Obsessed]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Nina Agdal in a bikini for Carls Jr.

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Megan Fox at the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel (1/13)

Congratulations Brian Austin Green, you get to keep nailing Megan Fox without a condom. Megan told Extra:

"[Being a mother is] all I ever wanted to do, so I'm just happy I got the opportunity to do it. I was very overwhelmed with the intensity of the emotions I felt when I had him so I'm in love with him."

As for having more children, Megan said, "I want more kids, I'm so tired, I don't know if my body could do it right now, but if it happens, it happens. He wants a little a girl." Brian chimed in, "That's what I want, a little girl, I have two boys."

Well of course K-Fed wants more kids with his boss -- how else would he maintain his lifestyle? . . . oopsie daisy, that's another man-whore I'm talking about. David Silver is no dummy -- he was cast in the lead of an awful TV show (Wedding Band) based on an awful Adam Sandler film (The Wedding Singer) based on the tiniest possibility that Megan might show up and let us gawk at that body of hers, prego or not. Picture Megan as being a Jedi Master. Sooner or later she knows that her assistant will turn on her. What do they call those kids that Jedi Masters teach? Oh that's right, they're called bottoms.

*25 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery:

Megan Fox

Megan Fox at the premiere of This is 40 at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (12/12)

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Megan Fox at the March of Dimes "Celebration of Babies" luncheon at the Beverly Hills Hotel (12/7)

Megan Fox attended the March of Dimes "Celebration of Babies" luncheon on Friday, and are we sure she had a baby two months ago? A much more reasonable explanation considering how fantastic she looks is that she kidnapped a pregnant chick in her third trimester, cut out her baby, and left her to die at the bottom of a dumpster. On the downside, that means Megan Fox is a homicidal maniac, but we all have our faults.

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, November 30

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green leaving a doctor's office in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Lori Loughlin at a nail salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Julie Benz arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Fergie at the 26th Annual Footwear News Achievement Awards in New York (pics start here)

Gerard Butler leaving his hotel in Miami (pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving the Chris McMillan Hair Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Marcia Cross leaving Starbucks in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Lana Del Rey arriving at Claridge's Hotel in London (pics start here)

Jessica Alba heading to a dermatologist in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Gavin Rossdale at a cafe in Sherman Oaks (pics start here)

Emma Watson out and about in London (pics start here)

Sophie Monk having lunch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*109 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: