Mayra Veronica

Mayra Veronica at the Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc in France

Big thanks to Joseph for these exclusive pics of the ridiculously-sexy Mayra Veronica on vacation in the South of France last week. For those of you unfamiliar with Mayra, she's a Cuban-born, American-raised model who's appeared in numerous magazines, music videos, and Spanish-language television shows. She's basically Sofia Vergara five years ago. And since Sofia turned 40 this year and Mayra's only 31, Sofia better watch her back -- Mayra could easily slide into her role on Modern Family and no one would be the wiser. There's clearly only one way to settle this dispute . . . SEXY PILLOW FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

*18 Mayra Veronica bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Mayra Veronica in all her glory

Apparently Kim Kardashian -- who Reggie Bush dated for over two years without popping the question to -- is a little angry with her ex-boyfriend for proposing to his new girlfriend Mayra Veronica after just six months of dating. Hmmm, maybe it's because she never profited from a graphic sex tape featuring her and an ex-boyfriend? Maybe that's why Kim. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Kim Kardashian’s on-again, off-again romance with Reggie Bush ended earlier this year, but the reality star and merchandising maven is said to be very upset about the New Orleans Saints player apparently becoming engaged to her look-alike — Cuban model and singer Mayra Veronica — after only six months of dating. Veronica is sporting quite the sparkler, said to be “a friendship ring.”

Some friendship!

A longtime Kardashian insider said Monday, “Kim is one of those people who can’t stand someone having something she wanted — even after she no longer wants it. It’s weird, but she’s obsessive that way. Go figure."

Why does Kim care who Reggie's banging? Is she surprised that a world champion athlete worth millions of dollars has been able to move on to another floozy? Sorry Kim, if you don't want your ex-boyfriend moving on to another piece of ass, you're going to have to date someone no other women are interested in. I'd recommend a gossip blogger.

I'm so lonely.

*11 Mayra Veronica pictures total in the gallery: 

Mayra Veronica has two great personalities

I don't think I say enough about Mayra Veronica. What talent. What grace. She really is one of the greatest somethings of our generation . . . does anyone know what she does?