In the new issue of Details magazine, Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey shoot down rumors they may be gay:
"We tried it. Wasn't for us," McConaughey jokes in the article about the gay rumors that have recently circulated about the two men. Then, turning serious, he adds: "I have a great friend in [Lance]. I'd do anything he asked me to, even though he'd probably never ask me to. And he feels the same way. It's fun going out and living life and doing things at the drop of a hat. Livestrong just happens to be the most deliberate guy I've ever met."
I would do anything for my best friend as well—as long as it doesn't involve another secret overseas assassination mission. They're tiring, stressful, and the last time I went on one, I missed an entire month of The View. Thank god for TIVO or I would have missed Rosie O'Donnell's opinion on the North Korea nuclear crisis!
atthew McConaughey is making a run at Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise for craziest dude in Hollywood:
The straggly bearded actor made his way out of his Malibu house with a toothbrush in his mouth and proceeded to brush them (sans water) as he made his way through LA. But it wasn't so much the fact that he brushed his pearly whites while driving (hey -- we've all done it) but more importantly the way in which he performed the cleaning act.
Boy that last sentence is a teaser if I've ever read one. If you don't want to watch the video, here's what happens: while Matt's brushing his teeth, he hits a huge kangaroo on Rodeo Drive and speeds away. A cop gives chase and a high speed pursuit ensues. Matt drives his car onto the Santa Monica Pier and the cop and him get into this huge sword fight before Matt jumps off the pier. Pretty boring stuff.
Isn't Matthew McConaughey the same guy that toyed with my emotions and tugged at my heartstrings in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days? Now he looks like one of those guys you'd see on a Discovery Channel special about evolution.
I know you guys have probably been dying--JUST DYING--to get my opinion on Matthew McConaghuey getting back together* with Penelope Cruz. Well, actually, I couldn't give a shit either way--but I do have a theory why Matt's back with Penelope: purely for the entertainment factor of seeing her try to order food at a restaurant with her thick accent. Hilarity would ensue my friends. She'd try to order a hamburger and probably end up with a turkey sandwich and hot fudge sundae.
*Besides these pictures, I don't have any actual proof they're back together. It's just that anytime I see two celebrities together, I automatically assume they're having sex--you hear that Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal, you fucking perverts.
Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong
atthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong love jogging. This is the second time in as many weeks they've taken a shirtless jog on South Beach.
Of course If I was as fit as Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong I would never wear a shirt either. But I'm not, so that's why I'm wearing parachute pants and this heavy winter parka. My grandma told me the outfit makes me look svelte (don't even try to tell me my grandma's lying because - so help me God - I will cut you).
[Splash News]
