Matthew Freud

Hugh Grant at the 2010 Laureus World Sports Awards at the Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi (3/10)

Millionaire old white guy fight! From the Daily Mail:

...The extraordinary spat happened at socialite Heather Kerzner's 41st birthday party at Annabel's nightclub in London on Wednesday night. According to a fellow guest, the flareup took place after a female guest asked [Hugh] Grant if he would like to meet [PR guru Matthew] Freud. Grant apparently replied that he had no desire to speak to Freud and allegedly used an expletive to describe him. Freud, who was standing nearby and heard the alleged insult, then smeared chocolate cake down Grant's shirt.

"I saw a lot of white shirt and before I could stop myself it was all brown," he told friends afterwards.

There was a brief lull before Grant allegedly threw a punch. In the subsequent melee, a glass of wine was also thrown  -  which ended up over London nightclub owner Johnny Gold.

It really is adorable how the wealthy resolve their disputes. Rather than both of them stepping outside to settle their differences like men, this Freud guy thought the most macho thing he could do was smear chocolate all over Hugh's clothing. Using that sort of tactic isn't the kind of behavior you'd expect to see at a fancy cocktail party -- it's the kind you'd see on D Block at San Quentin . . . yes that was an anal rape joke.