Matt Lauer


Matt Lauer might have fucked a dude

Honestly, there's no worse combination of words in the English language for your name to precede in a headline than "might have fucked a dude." There just isn't. From this week's National Enquirer:
The Enquirer has ripped the lid off Matt Lauer's shocking secret life and discovered bombshell charges that the handsome broadcaster had a romantic interest in his married Today colleague Natalie Morales ... Other unconfirmed reports have linked Matt with Alexis Houston, a young singer/songwriter/producer. The two met few years ago when Alexis accompanied Dionne Warwick to an appearance on Today, but Alexis insists there was no romance.
And the New York Post says:
Alexis Houston -- the singer who held a press conference last week to announce she never had sex with "Today" show host Matt Lauer  -- had some interesting yesterdays. She used to be a man who called himself Wellington Houston.

According to one source who has known the singer for years, Wellington had sex-change surgery three years ago after a man fell in love with the cross-dressing singer and paid for the operation.

"She told me they got married in Niagara Falls," said our source, "but they have since separated."
To recap:

Against the Law: Crossing a street in the middle of a block instead of a designated crosswalk.

Not Against the Law
: Using you surgical skills to transform a penis into a vagina -- a Houdini-like job so convincing that it even fooled a poonhound like Matt Lauer.

God dammit, something's not right here.

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Today Show Halloween Costume

Ann Curry as Darth Vader, Al Roker as Han Solo, Matt Lauer as Luke Skywalker, Meredith Vieira as Princess Leia, Hoda Kotb as Yoda, Kathie Lee as CP30 and Natalie Morales as Queen Amidala on the set of Today in New York (10/30)

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Matt and Annette Lauer in 2007

Matt Lauer is basically living in fear. His wife Annette has compiled a list of all the women he's banged while married to her. If he fucks up one more time, she's making it public. Annette filed for divorce from Matt in 2006 but withdrew the petition a few weeks later when she realized dude makes, like, a katrillion dollars a year and she likes summering in the Hamptons. From the National Enquirer:
"That's the scuttlebutt among divorce lawyers who heard Matt's wife Annette drew up the list when she socked him with divorce papers in 2006," said a source.

Although the Dutch-born beauty gave Matt a second chance by withdrawing the papers, the source said: "If Matt screws up again, the divorce will be back on, and the list of his 'other women' could be exposed." (Print Edition - 4/20)
Since Annette is Dutch, she probably hasn't heard the old American saying "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 57 times, shame on me." And since she hasn't followed through on her divorce threats, there is one thing we can assume: She believes in the power of love She believes in the power of second chances Matt's prenup must be more iron-clad than a WWII-era Panzer tank.

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